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Boyfriend Horrified By 'weird' Thing He Caught Girlfriend Doing After Sex (8533 Views)

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PizzleGold(m): 2:27am On Feb 11, 2019
An American man has spoken candidly about the "weird as f***" thing he caught his girlfriend doing after they had sex, which he says has left him feeling "nervous".

The boyfriend revealed all in a shocking post on Reddit, where he asked for some advice about the bizarre incident.


The unnamed man in his late 20s, claims he nipped to the bathroom right after having sex with his girlfriend and it was at this moment that things started to take an unusual turn.

In his post he says the woman "screamed" at him to find out what he was doing in the bathroom.

He thought this was odd, but made a joke of it before returning to the bedroom.
He explained: "My girlfriend and I are both late 20s. About an hour ago we had sex. She is not on the pill so we use condoms.

"I had just finished and I went to the bathroom after that. She screamed at me to the bathroom 'peeing or pooping?' Which I thought was weird as f***.

"Jokingly I said 'pooping' but really I was just peeing.

"I came back into the bedroom and found her pouring the contents of my used condom inside her vagina. I'm nervous as f***."

However upon his return things went from bad to worse, as he caught his girlfriend "stealing sperm" from the used condom.
The man then went on to ask whether this was legal, what happens if she gets pregnant as he did not consent to her doing this and he also wanted to know whether he owns his sperm.


He then itted that he had tried to take the condom away from her, but she began shrieking so he had to back off.

People on the site were appalled by the woman's actions and warned him to stay away from her in future.

One commented: "Cut her out of your life immediately. Do not her in anyway. If she claims to be pregnant demand a paternity test."

Another wrote: "It's not against the law, you had consensual sex with her."

A third replied: "Apart from all the other good advice about getting her out of your life, call Planned Parenthood and ask them about the likelihood of her getting pregnant via this method."

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ValCon888: 6:37am On Feb 11, 2019
The guy is a sissy.
Nigerian guys that are superstitious like mad. They will never let you dispose their condom. Before she uses it to buy G class benz tomorrow.

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Richdad50(m): 6:49am On Feb 11, 2019
Any woman good enough to sleep with is super good enough to have your baby. A woman was designed by nature to receive sexual pleasure but also to recieve the evidence of the pleasure (sperm).
A vagina is multipurpose and she can use it anyways she deem fit. Either for sexual fulfillment or a path to a baby.

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hitman131: 7:24am On Feb 11, 2019
no worry soon you wil be a dad
Randy100: 7:27am On Feb 11, 2019
Creepy.
kunmiiii: 8:23am On Feb 11, 2019
Richdad50:
Any woman good enough to sleep with is super good enough to have your baby. A woman was designed by nature to receive sexual pleasure but also to recieve the evidence of the pleasure (ejaculation).
A vagina is multipurpose and she can use it anyways she deem fit. Either for sexual fulfillment or a path to a baby.

undecided it's like you're letting compliments get into your head, yeah? Because I honestly don't understand the mundane rubbish you just wrote! undecided

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joy145: 8:31am On Feb 11, 2019
this is not strange na
jerryunit48: 8:44am On Feb 11, 2019
Super story?
bahafe: 8:56am On Feb 11, 2019
grin grin grin grin grin
kujixkujix: 9:04am On Feb 11, 2019
Too bad
anochuko01(m): 9:08am On Feb 11, 2019
this is a case of theft and rape...
goodnewscliff(m): 9:33am On Feb 11, 2019
anochuko01:
this is a case of theft and rape...
grin grin grin
punisha: 10:35am On Feb 11, 2019
Richdad50:
Any woman good enough to sleep with is super good enough to have your baby. A woman was designed by nature to receive sexual pleasure but also to recieve the evidence of the pleasure (ejaculation).
A vagina is multipurpose and she can use it anyways she deem fit. Either for sexual fulfillment or a path to a baby.


Just when I thought you were beginning to make sense , u decide to collect a room in yabaleft.
Amadioha seal ur lips there...

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Biglittlelois(f): 1:25pm On Feb 11, 2019
What!!!! Very creepy
COOL10(m): 1:36pm On Feb 11, 2019
Funny thing is if the girl gets pregnant,the man will be held responsible for a child he didn't consent but was tricked into having. If he refuses to take up responsibility,possible jail time awaits him. Some women are just perfect examples of how the devil would act if he was a human. Say NO to Paternity Fraud.

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earthsync(f): 2:40pm On Feb 11, 2019
kunmiiii:


undecided it's like you're letting compliments get into your head, yeah? Because I honestly don't understand the mundane rubbish you just wrote! undecided

I think the guy is trying to follow nwamaikpe's step.

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Re: Boyfriend Horrified By 'weird' Thing He Caught Girlfriend Doing After Sex by Nobody: 3:09pm On Feb 11, 2019
COOL10:
Funny thing is if the girl gets pregnant,the man will be held responsible for a child he didn't consent but was tricked into having. If he refuses to take up responsibility,possible jail time awaits him. Some women are just perfect examples of how the devil would act if he was a human. Say NO to Paternity Fraud.
God bless you. why are guys this stupid tho?? this is fraudery of the highest level. this is how some desperate ladies become pregnant for some celebrities and when the celeb finds how he feels betrayed and defrauded by her and hates her. so for that reason refuses to give her money then some bastard will say he is a deadbeat dad bla bla bla . any girl that tries such with me will end up regretting it bcus I will forever hate her. this is satanic

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COOL10(m): 8:33pm On Feb 11, 2019
michaelandre:
God bless you. why are guys this stupid tho?? this is fraudery of the highest level. this is how some desperate ladies become pregnant for some celebrities and when the celeb finds how he feels betrayed and defrauded by her and hates her. so for that reason refuses to give her money then some bastard will say he is a deadbeat dad bla bla bla . any girl that tries such with me will end up regretting it bcus I will forever hate her. this is satanic
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Sorry thing is the innocent child who'll suffer as a result of the wicked actions its mother took. That's why certain laws need to be put in place to protect men who are victims of paternity fraud and also make the woman solely responsible for the child's welfare except the man DECIDES to help. A man shouldn't be forced to take care of a child he was tricked into having. Just as women aren't forced to keep pregnancies resulting from rape.
dingbang(m): 11:28pm On Feb 11, 2019
Thats evil. I'd deny such lady
Richdad50(m): 1:39pm On Feb 14, 2019
you must be grossly irresponsible and stupid to compare me to such an uncouth individual.
earthsync:


I think the guy is trying to follow nwamaikpe's step.

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