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Use These 20 Tests To Know If She Is Wife Material - Joro Olumofin (34209 Views)

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oladayo63(m): 4:07pm On Nov 26, 2018
When everyone is turning deaf ear to or insulting an opinion, a gem might be lying in the rough. The wise will understand. The herd never think right.

I can see many people in denial. The Joro dude spoke the truth; just that you don't have to set out on a direct mission to test her. You can study using the list as a template. Some people can't be deceived by a desperate snitch into believing they ed the test. These kind of people are observant, understand phycology, and question/anticipate every motive.

Maybe guys should ask their dad how they managed to marry a "lady" like their mum; they will have a lot to tell you.

What the youth want nowadays are social media husband and wife materials; what an illusion!

And to even see some guys insult the messenger...gosh, woman wrappers!

1. Ask her on a date using Keke Marwa, BRT or danfo Bus even if you have a car
2️. Tell her to go Natural. No makeup, weave-on or attachments
3️. Say you forgot your wallet on a date and see how she reacts
6️. Tell her you're celibate and you don't want sex till marriage
8️. Get her all dressed up and take her to a fast food t.
9️. If you have a beard, shave it all up
1️4. Tell her you're going country, leaving the city and moving to Iyana Iba or mowe ibafo
1️7. Tell her you're going for a course and she should wait for you. be it ( Msc , MBA, Phd )
Nickymezor(f): 4:07pm On Nov 26, 2018
Rubbish lists

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Re: Use These 20 Tests To Know If She Is Wife Material - Joro Olumofin by Nobody: 4:07pm On Nov 26, 2018
pinkhill:
Meaningless demands
Joro just wants to be a celeb sha.
It is now official, joro is an attention seeker.

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Re: Use These 20 Tests To Know If She Is Wife Material - Joro Olumofin by Nobody: 4:09pm On Nov 26, 2018
TELL YOUR SISTER

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tolajay: 4:09pm On Nov 26, 2018
And what test should the lady put the man through? Too much attention on the female child without the understanding that the man remains the corner stone of the family and society.

Mr Man, life and marriage is above all these.

Note, most women are good with keeping up with tests and tasks just to achieve their aims. What if she plays along and after the wedding, she changes?

My point: God is the designer of marriage. You cannot have a great marriage without God’s leading and wisdom as well as Godly knowledge (mind you, there’s carnal knowledge as well).

A well breed Christian, isn’t one with inferior thinking on life’s issues but a perfect blend of spirituality and reality which makes for excellence in all s/he does.

Seek ye first God’s kingdom and all these things (wealth, spouse, influence, et al), shall be added unto you.

Shalom!

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Bestchoice4me(m): 4:09pm On Nov 26, 2018
Stanbic:
Also tell her you're Mad

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igwefivestar(m): 4:10pm On Nov 26, 2018
damiloladuke:
Controversial Nigerian love doctor, Joro Olumofin is here again and this time has something for the guys on how to detect if she is wife material.

According to Joro, any lady who doesn't at least 15 out of these tests is not a wife material.

He wrote:

This article is inspired by a conversation I had with a couple of friends at a resort over the weekend. We realized that unlike our parents times it's very hard to identify the ONE because of social media, wedding pressures, most girls looking like barbies. Are there still loving traditional ive women out there ? .
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Here are a few tests you can run on a prospective wife or lover .
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1️. Ask her on a date using Keke Marwa, BRT or danfo Bus even if you have a car
2️. Tell her to go Natural. No makeup, weave-on or attachments
3️. Say you forgot your wallet on a date and see how she reacts
4️. Tell her you lost your job or you want to pursue your dreams OR you're quitting your job to be a DJ or barber
5️. Wake her up 3am in the morning to make you Eba and Okro soup .

6️. Tell her you're celibate and you don't want sex till marriage
7️. Tell her you want to resign your job to be a worker in the house of God with little income.
8️. Get her all dressed up and take her to a fast food t.
9️. If you have a beard, shave it all up

10. Tell her to courtesy by kneeling while serving you food
1️1. Propose without a ring

1️2. Tell her your mother and 2 siblings are moving in with you after marriage
1️3. Tell her she must attend mid week service and the choir mistress gild
1️4. Tell her you're going country, leaving the city and moving to Iyana Iba or mowe ibafo .

1️5. Tell her to add your mom , dad and all siblings on social media and bbm
1️6. Only on April fools tell her you got a University girl pregnant. Only on Aprils Fool Day.
1️7. Tell her you're going for a course and she should wait for you. be it ( Msc , MBA, Phd )
1️8. Tell her your mother will be cooking for you
1️9. Tell her she can't watch Zee world or Telemundo anymore.
2️0. Tell her no makeup artist, professional photographer for your wedding that you're saving up.

Fellas, trust me. try this. You will thank me later. Watch her facial Expressions and body language you will get the true "ID" persona / archetypes of you

https://lailasnews.com/use-these-20-tests-to-know-if-she-is-wife-material-joro-olumofin

meaningless post, u can as well tell her u are dating her mother.

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igwefivestar(m): 4:12pm On Nov 26, 2018
damiloladuke:
Controversial Nigerian love doctor, Joro Olumofin is here again and this time has something for the guys on how to detect if she is wife material.

According to Joro, any lady who doesn't at least 15 out of these tests is not a wife material.

He wrote:

This article is inspired by a conversation I had with a couple of friends at a resort over the weekend. We realized that unlike our parents times it's very hard to identify the ONE because of social media, wedding pressures, most girls looking like barbies. Are there still loving traditional ive women out there ? .
.
Here are a few tests you can run on a prospective wife or lover .
.
1️. Ask her on a date using Keke Marwa, BRT or danfo Bus even if you have a car
2️. Tell her to go Natural. No makeup, weave-on or attachments
3️. Say you forgot your wallet on a date and see how she reacts
4️. Tell her you lost your job or you want to pursue your dreams OR you're quitting your job to be a DJ or barber
5️. Wake her up 3am in the morning to make you Eba and Okro soup .

6️. Tell her you're celibate and you don't want sex till marriage
7️. Tell her you want to resign your job to be a worker in the house of God with little income.
8️. Get her all dressed up and take her to a fast food t.
9️. If you have a beard, shave it all up

10. Tell her to courtesy by kneeling while serving you food
1️1. Propose without a ring

1️2. Tell her your mother and 2 siblings are moving in with you after marriage
1️3. Tell her she must attend mid week service and the choir mistress gild
1️4. Tell her you're going country, leaving the city and moving to Iyana Iba or mowe ibafo .

1️5. Tell her to add your mom , dad and all siblings on social media and bbm
1️6. Only on April fools tell her you got a University girl pregnant. Only on Aprils Fool Day.
1️7. Tell her you're going for a course and she should wait for you. be it ( Msc , MBA, Phd )
1️8. Tell her your mother will be cooking for you
1️9. Tell her she can't watch Zee world or Telemundo anymore.
2️0. Tell her no makeup artist, professional photographer for your wedding that you're saving up.

Fellas, trust me. try this. You will thank me later. Watch her facial Expressions and body language you will get the true "ID" persona / archetypes of you

https://lailasnews.com/use-these-20-tests-to-know-if-she-is-wife-material-joro-olumofin

meaningless post

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MsGood(f): 4:15pm On Nov 26, 2018
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Lol
bluefilm: 4:16pm On Nov 26, 2018
virgoquin:
mtcheeeeeeeew .

Boring list

Very very boring and useless list.

In fact, the idiot that came up with that list has nothing inside his skull.

Are you looking for a wife or are you looking for a slave?

Nonsense. sad

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pinkhill(f): 4:22pm On Nov 26, 2018
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
kingkakaone:

It is now official, joro is an attention seeker.
mechanics(m): 4:23pm On Nov 26, 2018
But if all the ladies someone dated and failed all the tests, what will happen?
ollins(m): 4:24pm On Nov 26, 2018
The part about telling her you going to be a DJ is what I don't get, do you know how much djs earn? I know many Djs as friends who earn big time especially as their profile go up, so comot dj for that your list. You know wetin djs dey earn outside naija?

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Subonbon(m): 4:34pm On Nov 26, 2018
Made me go through all this stress just to see something worser than buhari

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toluleke(m): 4:35pm On Nov 26, 2018
Even you sef will you wait.

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Medunah: 4:47pm On Nov 26, 2018
OmoManU:
Some of those items on the list valid while some are not. Verdict!

1️. Ask her on a date using Keke Marwa, BRT or danfo Bus even if you have a car ......... VALID
2️. Tell her to go Natural. No makeup, weave-on or attachments......... VALID
3️. Say you forgot your wallet on a date and see how she reacts ....... VALID
4. Tell her you lost your job or you want to pursue your dreams OR you're quitting your job to be a DJ or barber. .......VALID
5️. Wake her up 3am in the morning to make you Eba and Okro soup...... INVALID could be rephrased
6️. Tell her you're celibate and you don't want sex till marriage INVALID
7️. Tell her you want to resign your job to be a worker in the house of God with little income. INVALID
8️. Get her all dressed up and take her to a fast food t. To a mama-put I guess
9️. If you have a beard, shave it all up undecided undecided
10. Tell her to courtesy by kneeling while serving you food VERY VERY VALID
1️1. Propose without a ring VALID
1️2. Tell her your mother and 2 siblings are moving in with you after marriage EXTREMELY VERY VERY IMPORTANT
1️3. Tell her she must attend mid week service and the choir mistress gild lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
1️4. Tell her you're going country, leaving the city and moving to Iyana Iba or mowe ibafo. What if you are already living around there?? Guess this is for the very rich island peeps.
1️5. Tell her to add your mom , dad and all siblings on social media and bbm. WHAT FOR?? ARRANT NONSENSE
1️6. Only on April fools tell her you got a University girl pregnant. Only on Aprils Fool Day. YEA NICE, TO TEST TEMPER
1️7. Tell her you're going for a course and she should wait for you. be it ( Msc , MBA, Phd ). GOOD AND VALID
1️8. Tell her your mother will be cooking for you EXTREMELY IMPORTANT
1️9. Tell her she can't watch Zee world or Telemundo anymore. NOT BAD
2️0. Tell her no makeup artist, professional photographer for your wedding that you're saving up. ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT OF THEM ALL
All these rubbish you put together is absolutely nonsense

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nwanyionitsha: 4:48pm On Nov 26, 2018
Rubbish,!!!!the lady na slave abi na mummumu?
Oreofepeters: 4:51pm On Nov 26, 2018
Uglymind:
undecided

All I care about is getting someone who will give me 2 boys after that she's free to leave

Even after marriage if she wants divorce no problem just give me 2 boys
If she gives birth to a girl and a boy I will endure but if it's two girls lol she's on her own oo angry
sounds like a baby mama syndrome...
Bustincole(m): 4:56pm On Nov 26, 2018
No 6 cannot work here... make una take time

vickydevoka(m): 5:16pm On Nov 26, 2018
My current gal will all of this. Buh me I don't want. She a nursing student n so down to earth. # since I meet dat gal marriage don de hungry me walahi
vickydevoka(m): 5:17pm On Nov 26, 2018
Ginaz:
Forget that joro . Pray you don't jam a desperate chick, she would do all that and do over just to hook you then after marriage you will see pepper.

Your ass will be like exhaust pipe bringing out smoke. grin
De divorce will be de next option
Oceannaagent: 5:20pm On Nov 26, 2018
kingkakaone:

It is now official, joro is an attention seeker.
Do you mind if I intimate you as regards the Oceanna and the latest price.
FaroukM(m): 5:23pm On Nov 26, 2018
True Love no exist anymore... we are just managing ourselves.. And when we are tired of managing... We start dancing to Divorce song...!!!
pooozeee(m): 5:30pm On Nov 26, 2018
You want to cause serious trouble, my X loved me so much until I got disengaged from work. No more monthly pay from work which consequently led to her stoppage of her monthly stipend, now we are divorced

8stargeneral: 5:32pm On Nov 26, 2018
Lifeless list undecided
Re: Use These 20 Tests To Know If She Is Wife Material - Joro Olumofin by Nobody: 5:52pm On Nov 26, 2018
virgoquin:
mtcheeeeeeeew .
Boring list
it is not boring cos u no dat u r not a wife material
ImaIma1(f): 6:46pm On Nov 26, 2018
Stanbic:
Also tell her you're Mad


You cracked me up so bad. cheesy
Re: Use These 20 Tests To Know If She Is Wife Material - Joro Olumofin by Nobody: 6:47pm On Nov 26, 2018
Only female psychopaths will these stupid tests with flying colours. Then when they have you fooled with the ring, you will use your nose to smell your own nyash and balls.
Philip1623: 7:26pm On Nov 26, 2018
Most of the points are that of a boy not a man. How can your mother move in after marriage. Get your points right cos it's obvious you are a boy not a man. Won't let a sister do that.
BabbanBura(m): 7:38pm On Nov 26, 2018
kennygee:
Even Mary the mother of Jesus won't these tests.

Na robot you wan marry?

Make woman wake up around 3am make you eba and okra soup.

Haba!

Hope guys dey see this one!
Rozaytee: 8:33pm On Nov 26, 2018
Joro is mad oo

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