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'Open Your Computer Anytime He Wants To Browse'; Female Pastor Tells Bride. PICS (62489 Views)
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dainformant(m): 3:08pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
A female pastor while advising a new couple on principles that will build their home and make their marriage work, told them to have regular and constant sex. In a video which has gone viral, the pastor amazed the wedding guests and church after telling the newlywed that for the next one month, they should be firing on (having sex) everyday and no one should say he or she is tired. The female pastor told the bride that sex is the second important thing for a man after food. She said as far as the groom has paid her bride price that he owns his wife's body as she cited a Bible age in Corinthians where it says man is the owner of the body and everything thereof. The pastor also said that anytime the man wants to 'browse', the woman should open her 'computer'. Watch the hilarious video below. See more; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/11/female-pastor-advises-new-couple-to-have-sex-regularly.html 7 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 'Open Your Computer Anytime He Wants To Browse'; Female Pastor Tells Bride. PICS by Nobody: 3:14pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
Good analogy but they're newlyweds. No be you go tell them that one.
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donbachi(m): 3:16pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
Their time table go be...do do do do do chop sleep do do do do sleep chop do do do do go out come back do do do do go church come back do do do do....na dia body go tell dem....after some time na d same pastor go come settle wahala.
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bigkahuna704(m): 3:17pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
Na Body Go Tell Dem
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Matoyoung(m): 3:19pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
Wow this is romantic the software should always allow the hardware to have his way jor ![]() 40 Likes 3 Shares |
Allaboutkatiee(f): 3:20pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
donbachi:This really got me laughing like craay ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 69 Likes 2 Shares |
Evablizin(f): 3:21pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
![]() ![]() In her mind, this will help their marriage to last. Story for the gods. 28 Likes 2 Shares |
tayo4ng(m): 3:23pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
Do you know how long the bad guy as been browsing her computer before officially t together.
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IamD18: 3:27pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
SEX don't keep marriage because the compute will one day lack network, become old, outdated and boring that you wouldn't wanna browse with it.
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Ladyhippolyta88(f): 3:30pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
So who then owns the man's body. I think we should be advising men too not just women because it is both the men and women who make a home and marriage to work. So even if she is tired she cannot say no because he paid bride price ![]() She is making it seem like as if the only thing women have to offer is sex and food. mtcheww this is not the the advice you give to a newlywed couple in my opinion. I was thinking the advice would be tolerance,companionship,trust,faithfulness etc and such advice should go both ways. 99 Likes 9 Shares |
Re: 'Open Your Computer Anytime He Wants To Browse'; Female Pastor Tells Bride. PICS by Nobody: 3:39pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
Iduplorplor sef.... But what the Preacher said is true. Both the man and the wife must submit their bodies to themselves.
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Re: 'Open Your Computer Anytime He Wants To Browse'; Female Pastor Tells Bride. PICS by Nobody: 3:42pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
Yes and the WIFI hotspot shouldn't be paired with any other device,full signal.. unlimited access ![]() 18 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 'Open Your Computer Anytime He Wants To Browse'; Female Pastor Tells Bride. PICS by Nobody: 3:42pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
tayo4ng: She's obviously ed some new movies on her computer before their honeymoon. 8 Likes |
7inches: 3:47pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
Even though shez partially right But I'm sorry this Sounds disrespectful to the lady and her parents as if she is now sex object to him, she can't just be hitting on the issue like that. BTW who told her sex keeps home. Dumbfuck ![]() 24 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: 'Open Your Computer Anytime He Wants To Browse'; Female Pastor Tells Bride. PICS by Nobody: 3:50pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
dainformant: Look at the bride's face when the pastor said that the man own everything from her head to her toe. 2 Likes |
BruncleZuma: 4:57pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
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yesloaded: 4:58pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
donbachi: ![]() Beautiful people, check my profile to see my own advise 1 Like 1 Share |
Masama: 4:59pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
Good advice ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: 'Open Your Computer Anytime He Wants To Browse'; Female Pastor Tells Bride. PICS by Nobody: 4:59pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
See as the guy dey smile...Bad guy!!! Na wetin him like be dat....Nigga be like
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momodub: 4:59pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
Funny ![]() 1 Like |
Celebgistz1: 4:59pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
What about if mb no dey ko ![]() 5 Likes |
tstx(m): 4:59pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
VERY FOOLISH TALK FROM A VERY FOOLISH PERSON.... before you come for me ask yourself this... Jesus go fit talk this kind thing in front of hundreds of people..?? Now i see why the bible forbade women from climbing the pulpit.. 5 Likes |
zombieTRACKER: 4:59pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
This is insane... Haba mana ![]() 1 Like |
TRUSTEDGUY: 5:00pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
If she no open the computer for me I go believe she dey give somebody ease
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afroniger: 5:01pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
But she's right though.
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franchasng: 5:01pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
Evablizin:Bad ghel lolz ![]() Meanwhile, if she keeps opening her computer for him anytime he wants to browse, he will become too familiar with it and over familiarity leads to loss of interest and desire for a new thing and new experience; this is while companies rotate their staff and assign them new roles so they don't get tired of doing the same thing over and over that may lead to fatigue. Sometimes starve him, sometimes make him long for it and even beg for it, sometimes make it unavailable for him so he can appreciate it because men are naturally born explorers who on a normal circumstances wants to explore every explorable lady that's appealing to their eyes, don't blame them, blame nature that made it that way ![]() 7 Likes 1 Share |
XaintJoel20: 5:01pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
What if the man's modem does not have data. I pray the man doesn't try browsing with Glo network, because mate go don enough babies before he go connect... 3 Likes |
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