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@APROKOGIRL

The 2018 World Cup is finally here.

During this time, all men need to set some ground rules that will ensure peaceful coexistence with their women. So I Prophet Philip went to Mount Sinai and acquired some commandments that wives and girlfriends ought to adhere to..

1. Thou shall not in front of the TV during a match.

This is a capital offence that is punishable by getting shouted at like you are a nobody. If you have to , please crawl on the floor or fly like Superman. Thank you.




2. Thou shall not touch the remote control unless you have been given the clearance to do so.



3. Thou shall avoid the following words if your man’s team loses,

It’s only a game!!! They’ll win next time!!!




4. Thou shall not say any player is hot….especially this guy below.

To you, there’s supposed to be only one hot man in the world and that’s the man watching TV. Your man.


5. Thou shall not ask silly questions such as “Is this Arsenal vs Brazil?”




6. Thou should inform thy friends not to wed or give birth during the World Cup weeks because…..

a) we will not attend…..b) we will not attend c) we will not attend …. d) all of the above.



7. Thou shall remain silent during all games unless you are asking “Do you want me serve you supper now my love?”



8. Thou shall the team your man s by default.




9. Thou shall not complain if the quantity of lovemaking reduces.

It is only a temporary outage. Services shall resume back to normal after July 15th.



10. Thou shall not break any of the above commandments and if you do, the results are;

1st disobedience; receive a warning
2nd disobedience; Be told to get out of the room
3rd disobedience; Break up or divorce



tly signed,
Husbands and boyfriends.

BY APROKO GIRL : https://aprokogirl.com/11961/10-commandments-every-girlfriend-and-wife-needs-to-follow-during-the-world-cup-meme-collection/

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Nice.

It doesn't work all the time..... I've had to tune to ROK1,2 or 3 and even AM during some "not star" matches, just to please madam.


No obey, shebi you go come bed?

Feeling sorry for our Telemundo ladies... Eyaaah even here they are like shey they have finished first half(Nigeria match that was vexing everyone) .. Let's watch Telemundo small...if you hear attack... It was like local thunder

Lolz...

Big sis tried 1 n 2 on Saturday during the naija game, the kind pushing wey I give her, she no gree talk to me again till this morning.

Dem no dey use everything joke, even if na jokers(naija) dey play.

Lolzz

L

Lolz

Una never hala

Am I the only one that does not find this funny?

Lol

On points

yes oo

Some ladies will be asking irrelevant questions like,
"will Nigeria buy Messi in our next Match"

come, take time o

Lol really nice!!!

yes ooo

Tell that to your wife niccur.

Seun

Ok

Wow... This cracked me up. Nice one op

Nice one. Unfortunately my kid has violated all these rules. I got to leave the house. Bcoz it is either Nickolodeon or cry.

Have extra view boh

I concur in Timaya's voice

lol

vizkiz:
Am I the only one that does not find this funny?

That is ur own palava. To us, it's funny

And the kids will break the rules without looking your face, else u beat them and they will cry n it will be worse

On point

emeijeh:
It doesn't work all the time..... I've had to tune to ROK1,2 or 3 and even AM during some "not star" matches, just to please madam.


No obey, shebi you go come bed?

Lol