NewStats: 3,262,717 , 8,177,934 topics. Date: Tuesday, 03 June 2025 at 10:59 AM 4c2t4f

Santa is on nairaland and he decided I belonged on the nice list not on the naughty list.

So he delivered a Christmas present early but with strict instructions not to indulge until atleast Christmas eve.

Dear Nairaland Santa,(you know who you are) thank you for your thoughtfulness. You really made my day seeing that it was a complete surprise.

Don't worry, your identity is safe with me.. Or is it?

Anytime baby, but you shouldn't have gone thru the stress of opening a thread

so what should we now do with your post

Where are your boobs?

Lionbite:
Anytime baby, but you shouldn't have gone thru the stress of opening a thread

LMAO. Be claiming what you didn't do.

OP no vex o. no be man dey ur dp so

IamLovely:


so what should we now do with your post

I don't know, walk past if you don't see the big deal in people being nice when they are not obliged to.
Don't let bad belle ruin the season for you.

Papiikush:
Where are your boobs?

Where yours are.

Alright shaybebaby. Patiently waiting for mine...

shaybebaby:

Where yours are.

I am a dude.. Where are yours? All I see is chest

Funny how some people criticizing me but still do the same thang they criticised me of...


But it's ok

Blackhawk01:
Alright shaybebaby. Patiently waiting for mine...

Santa is on his way.

^^^^

Her camera is better

Oh my lawd

I nor need to disturb myself for christmass gifts,atleast am assured am gonna get something from shay shay

Papiikush:

I am a dude.. Where are yours? All I see is chest

Sorry my bad. You seem like you are lacking balls hence my mistake.

Regarding your eyesight, do I look like a Fvcking optician or psychiatrist?

One of them should be able to help you.

Dimples129:
^^^^
Her camera is better

I ire the cam..(Infact the gadget)

Airforce1:
Funny how some people criticizing me but still do the same thang they criticised me of...


But it's ok

Mine's here because a friend on here did it, so it's relevant.

I don't post pics of my TV or me doing everyday things.

Dimples129:
^^^^

Her camera is better

Savage.

Martin0:


Oh my lawd

I nor need to disturb myself for christmass gifts,atleast am assured am gonna get something from shay shay

Looool, okay.

shaybebaby:

Sorry my bad. You seem like you are lacking balls hence my mistake.

Regarding your eyesight, do I look like a Fvcking optician or psychiatrist?

One of them should be able to help you.

How does the lack of balls have anything to do with your boobs. Mtchewwww... Better go and put silicone

I thought that was John Beam? Something like that... Johnny Walker.... hmmm. Is it whisky though?

I'm so jealous you right now

Dear Santa... Tracey's waiting

shaybebaby:
Looool, okay.

**jumps up in celebration**

Papiikush:


How does the lack of balls have anything to do with your boobs. Mtchewwww... Better go and put silicone

Why you so angry? Because you can't afford it or what?

Do share your problems.

elantraceey:
Dear Santa... Tracey's waiting

Hia u still come for santa,this are for kids like me

What da fucck will u be doing with a santa

shaybebaby:

Savage.

With its annoying orange glow and his damn 10inch tv in the background #dead

Dimples129:
I thought that was John Beam? Something like that... Johnny Walker.... hmmm. Is it whisky though?

I'm so jealous you right now

It is Johnny Walker

Don't be, I'm more than happy to share his gift.

shaybebaby:

Why you so angry? Because you can't afford it or what?

Do share your problems.

Afford what?

I am sorry I don't buy hoes

Dimples129:




With its annoying orange glow and his damn 10inch tv in the background #dead

Stop it, pleaaaase. I'm laughing so hard right now

Papiikush:

Afford what?

I am sorry I don't buy hoes

Good for you.

Chai! I guess Santa will have to come down by himself to dish out my gifts. Two babies and money...isn't that too long a shot here ?

Biko benevolent Nlander, I will take a short Rangrover Evogue