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Nairaland is by far the biggest forum we have in Western Africa(correct me if i'm wrong).There are different mods attached to Nairaland,If you as a member got a chance to meet any of the mods/fellow member,who would it be and why?
I'll answer mine first,I'd love to meet Lalasticlala(the snakeman).We can chill out somewhere on a plate of roasted snake meat.
The member i'd love to meet will be NwaAmaikpe,well,i'd love to see the face behind those awkward,strange and sometimes educative comments...over to you Nairalanders.

bluntboy my love who proposed to me on love at first comment and my friendy smellinganus with his funny talk

Mynd, I really want to punch that guy on his nose

dollytino4real:
bluntboy my love who proposed to me on love at first comment and my friendy smellinganus with his funny talk

I have never considered this before but considering the fact that smellinganus has never been banned before... I don't mind meeting all of them especially mynd44 and lalasticlala

Of course I'd love to take Evablizin onye onu isi to the salon,
Meet Auntysimbiat with the 5G network,
Dance with Narldon or Angelicbeing
Learn a new Igbo dialect from Utchgirl
Help Muminatmustapha tie her hijab,

Play the piano for Italianwine,
Draw a nude portrait of Czarina,
Hear the tales of Oduduwa from StephDamieola, and play scrabble with Izzou.

I'd have loved to meet my Naptu2 but I'm scared he is either an android or overly straitjacketed.
But it will be incomplete without my alter ego; Ishilove.

And I'd have YoungDaNaval as my Aide-De-Camp to avoid being lynched by people like Jabioro.

NwaAmaikpe:


Of course I'd love to take Evablizin onye onu isi to the salon,
Meet Auntysimbiat with the 5G network,
Dance with Narldon or Angelicbeing

Play the piano for Italianwine,
Draw a nude portrait of Czarina,
Hear the tales of Oduduwa from StephDamieola, and play scrabble with Izzou.

I'd have loved to meet my Naptu2 but I'm scared his either an android or overly straitjacketed.
But it will be incomplete without my alter ego; Ishilove.

And I'd have YoungDaNaval as my Aide-De-Camp to avoid being lynched.

Hian, you have started again with your jugunu and kankankami analysis

SmellingAnus:
I have never considered this before but considering the fact that smellinganus has never been banned before... I don't mind meeting all of them especially mynd44 and lalasticlala

ok enjoy ur trip

NwaAmaikpe:


Of course I'd love to take Evablizin onye onu isi to the salon,
Meet Auntysimbiat with the 5G network,
Dance with Narldon or Angelicbeing
Learn a new Igbo dialect from Utchgirl
Help Muminatmustapha tie her hijab,

Play the piano for Italianwine,
Draw a nude portrait of Czarina,
Hear the tales of Oduduwa from StephDamieola, and play scrabble with Izzou.

I'd have loved to meet my Naptu2 but I'm scared he is either an android or overly straitjacketed.
But it will be incomplete without my alter ego; Ishilove.

And I'd have YoungDaNaval as my Aide-De-Camp to avoid being lynched by people like Jabioro.

Lol. Meeting Naptu2 will be very educational, trust me. Imagine a mass of brains with arms and feet? That's Naptu2. Very handsome a fellow, with pink lips to die for

I am scared of meeting you. I might not make it back with my sanity intact.

I would love to meet lalasticlala to pick his brain. I have a feeling he is quiet and reserved.

I want to meet sarrki. I find his staunch loyalty to APC as well as his bold and utterly shameless sycophancy, most intriguing.

Meeting Analice107, one woman MOPOL, terror of the atheists in the Religion section will be a pleasure.

And Jackbizzle, so I can tell him to repeat to my face all the rubbish he has been spewing here all these years, and then proceed to beat the crap out of him.

MrCork, to get a ride in his Range Rover Sport

Gbegemaster my love, any day any time

Sanchez01, another love, any day, any time

NwaAmaikpe:


Of course I'd love to take Evablizin onye onu isi to the salon,
Meet Auntysimbiat with the 5G network,
Dance with Narldon or Angelicbeing
Learn a new Igbo dialect from Utchgirl
Help Muminatmustapha tie her hijab,

Play the piano for Italianwine,
Draw a nude portrait of Czarina,
Hear the tales of Oduduwa from StephDamieola, and play scrabble with Izzou.

I'd have loved to meet my Naptu2 but I'm scared he is either an android or overly straitjacketed.
But it will be incomplete without my alter ego; Ishilove.

And I'd have YoungDaNaval as my Aide-De-Camp to avoid being lynched by people like Jabioro.

Nude kwa, I'd appreciate a portrait but leave the nude biko, and why do I have to be the one for the nude portrait? why not Evablizin or Auntysimbiat

Laveda and Kondomatic.

Their personalities suits mine.

I'd give ALL my left eyelashes and two of my right toenails just to meet NwaAmaikpe

Would love to meet sarrki one on ne...i will use bottle to design his head lol :PWould love to meet sarrki one on ne...i will use bottle to design his head lol

No1 else but my hero














































































NwaAmaikpe!!!!!!!

would love to meet Nwaamaikpe just to learn structuring of sentences and correct usage of english language
pranaya and vivaciousvivi in the month of JANUARY, i will give them both a THANK YOU HUG for standing behind and raising me up during my depressing days.

Albert0011:
Would love to meet sarrki one on ne...i will use bottle to design his head lol :PWould love to meet sarrki one on ne...i will use bottle to design his head lol

We are brothers

Just different political views

NwaAmaikpe:


Of course I'd love to take Evablizin onye onu isi to the salon,

Dede why did you call me onye onu isi and why will you take me to the salon?

You better answer me ooo

Ishilove:

Lol. Meeting Naptu2 will be very educational, trust me. Imagine a mass of brains with arms and feet? That's Naptu2. Very handsome a fellow, with pink lips to die for

I am scared of meeting you. I might not make it back with my sanity intact.

I would love to meet lalasticlala to pick his brain. I have a feeling he is quiet and reserved.

I want to meet sarrki. I find his staunch loyalty to APC as well as his bold and utterly shameless sycophancy, most intriguing.

Meeting Analice107, one woman MOPOL, terror of the atheists in the Religion section will be a pleasure.

And Jackbizzle, so I can tell him to repeat to my face all the rubbish he has been spewing here all these years, and then proceed to beat the crap out of him.

MrCork, to get a ride in his Range Rover Sport

Gbegemaster my love, any day any time

Sanchez01, another love, any day, any time

Am not an APC fan

My loyalty cross across individuals in all parties

But have an undivided and love for my president

Having said that

I will like to meet ishilove, lalasticlala, Myndd44, madridguy, Nextprince, omenka, wristbangle, greatgod2012,crownwealth019, jetlee,Amarabae, Limeta,ephi123, modath,vedaxcool,and everyone on Nairaland

I love you guys all

God bless federal republic of Nigeria

Ishilove:

Lol. Meeting Naptu2 will be very educational, trust me. Imagine a mass of brains with arms and feet? That's Naptu2. Very handsome a fellow, with pink lips to die for

I am scared of meeting you. I might not make it back with my sanity intact.

I would love to meet lalasticlala to pick his brain. I have a feeling he is quiet and reserved.

I want to meet sarrki. I find his staunch loyalty to APC as well as his bold and utterly shameless sycophancy, most intriguing.

Meeting Analice107, one woman MOPOL, terror of the atheists in the Religion section will be a pleasure.

And Jackbizzle, so I can tell him to repeat to my face all the rubbish he has been spewing here all these years, and then proceed to beat the crap out of him.

MrCork, to get a ride in his Range Rover Sport

Gbegemaster my love, any day any time

Sanchez01, another love, any day, any time

1. You are a razz babe. Pink lips? wtf is special about pink lips?

2. If you meet me, you will die. Simple and short.

Albert0011:
Would love to meet sarrki one on ne...i will use bottle to design his head lol :PWould love to meet sarrki one on ne...i will use bottle to design his head lol

Also would like to meet Evablizin, Albert0011, Atiku019, greatgod2012, londonboiy,biafrabushboy, zombietamer,igboesika, salamrushdie, hungerbad, my aunry ajepako the list are endless

czarina:
Nude kwa, I'd appreciate a portrait but leave the nude biko, and why do I have to be the one for the nude portrait? why not Evablizin or Auntysimbiat

You guy for nairaland ,would not one day bust my ribs out with extra comedies.. if at all I will like to meet any nairaland mode.. let it be the women among them lead by Lalacilala.. follow by Auntsimbiat... Hmmmm not be so.. I knew your thought.

sarrki:


Also would like to meet Evablizin, Albert0011, Atiku019, greatgod2012, londonboiy,biafrabushboy, zombietamer,igboesika, salamrushdie, hungerbad, my aunry ajepako the list are endless

Sarrki my man... No worries
Some day I go carry you go jakande beach
Find one okpeke give you
With big behind oo
So you go deny Buhari by force


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I greet

Aunty Simbiat, Soberdrunk.

Jabioro:
You guy for nairaland ,would not one day bust my ribs out with extra comedies.. if at all I will like to meet any nairaland mode.. let it be the women among them lead by Lalacilala.. follow by Auntsimbiat... Hmmmm not be so.. I knew your thought.

ok...since you know my thoughts , tell me

dollytino4real:
bluntboy my love who proposed to me on love at first comment and my friendy smellinganus with his funny talk

My queen.

ZombieTAMER:

Sarrki my man... No worries
Some day I go carry you go jakande beach
Find one okpeke give you
With big behind oo
So you go deny Buhari by force


Agumbankembu conductor annikky ajepako
Hammer6 homeboiy rose2014 engineerboat
Izonowei anambradota amarabae etc
I greet

Lol

Nothing will make me deny Muhammadu Buhari

Less I forget

LionDeLeo

czarina:
ok...since you know my thoughts , tell me

You must be the third person among them.. Do let them hear it and do not let them know I am sending you a words through nairaland.. Secret!!! Promise first..

sarrki:


Also would like to meet Evablizin, Albert0011, Atiku019, greatgod2012, londonboiy,biafrabushboy, zombietamer,igboesika, salamrushdie, hungerbad, my aunry ajepako the list are endless

It's going to be great to meet all great people of nairaland from both sides..

Awon Aburo mi sarrki and madridguy too

Madridguy agaga, that one eh... I go settle him matter with Ngozi and Amarachi (he likes lbo ladies eh!)

ajepako:


It's going to be great to meet all great people of nairaland from both sides..

Awon Aburo mi sarrki and madridguy too

Madridguy agaga, that one eh... I go settle him matter with Ngozi and Amarachi (he likes lbo ladies eh!)

ZombieTAMER:

Sarrki my man... No worries
Some day I go carry you go jakande beach
Find one okpeke give you
With big behind oo
So you go deny Buhari by force


Agumbankembu conductor annikky ajepako
Hammer6 homeboiy rose2014 engineerboat
Izonowei anambradota amarabae etc
I greet

Hey bros, thanks... I am honored....

JackBizzle:



1. You are a razz babe. Pink lips? wtf is special about pink lips?

2. If you meet me, you will die. Simple and short.

No one's going to die, but someone will be bloodied, and it ain't gonna be me.

I will mind my business, or rather dive my pen