NewStats: 3,261,984 , 8,175,799 topics. Date: Saturday, 31 May 2025 at 12:09 PM 2b2u4s

midehi2:

you guys are just making my day

Auntie na question I ask o coz I am not understanding. Nor use laugh wound urself

Lolssss.... Nice something
Morrrrrrrrreee please

Non is funny..

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9ja no go kill personal

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Hahahaha...the graduate wey forget the course he studied abeg ...him matter wan kill me with laugh

Lawyers should never ask American grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'

She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,

'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to life jail.

Really made my day.

skillful01:
Cool.




Last friday the only thought on my mind was suicide. And today I'm the happiest human alive.(full of hope)


#positive vibes#

Its never an option bruh, you have a lot to live for.

I'm happy for you.

U guys no go kill me ooooo

You people should just stop, lwkmd.

Cnt stop laughn

Cool

skillful01:
Cool.





Last friday the only thought on my mind was suicide.
And today I'm the happiest human alive.(full of hope)



#positive vibes#

You deserve to smile everyday...This is for you

ToriBlue:
I cat stop laughing.

i'm telling u... I have laugh to the point that my stomach is aching me...
I attest to d one when u help ur mum to call ur siblings buh u later go for the errand for them... Memory lane....

chiraqDemon:
When u wake up in the night and your boyfriend is from edo

and d meme u posted just perfectly describes you. if u don't stop posting shits,we will be forced to start following u.

SexyNairalander:
am back

mehn I don laugh fall for ground

https://nairaland.unblockandhide.com/3188927/very-funny-nigerian-memes-make

feel free to add yours. . .will be updating from time to time

cc: lalasticlala, seun, mynd44

Nice one bro I wish I them

Kai

sleeknick:

This got me rolling.

abbaapple:
everything do made frontage on nairaland. SMH no news again.

are u a saddist... Nothing seems to make u laugh anymore... Smh for u ooo

berrystunn:
Non is funny..

May God help u solve your problems