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| Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by Nobody: 4:58pm On Mar 30, 2017 |
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My first love, the day he gave me my first kiss. He made the comment, "you dont even know how to kiss, lemme teach"...felt like a novist, swollen in shame as i ran back to my papa house. The second time, he made fun of my ebony physique "you should be eating much so when a man holds you, he wouldnt seem as though he is hugging air...fleshing up jor. See how bony you are, i pray your bones wouldnt chook me one day. That day i will find someone that is juicy". The mockery was to my favor because afterwards he bought suya and fanta for me daily in other for me to add weight  My second and last bf were chilling with his sister in his balcony. It stung like shame when he told me to close my legs that my panties were showing. .. I felt so ashamed. Couldnt he tell his sister to tell me? It would have been better a fellow female told me that. He even threatened to fire catapult there if i dont learn how to seat properly....  .....Share yours Nls 154 Likes 4 Shares |
| Aliyeous(m): 5:00pm On Mar 30, 2017 |
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She said ......uhmm....emmm....am coming
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| Young03(m): 5:03pm On Mar 30, 2017 |
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She said baby ur nyash is strong
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| Alphamale2017(m): 5:05pm On Mar 30, 2017 |
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i can't even . I don't have time to be thinking about such poo. I pray may u never met a beautiful senseless girl .
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| Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by Nobody: 5:06pm On Mar 30, 2017 |
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They all said, "boy, u look ugly".
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| Escalze(m): 5:07pm On Mar 30, 2017 |
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she said she wouldn't have dated me cos I looked so slim and had no muscles but that I should thank my stars I got a big condo. she said this to me in the midst of her friends 
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| Frolic: 5:10pm On Mar 30, 2017 |
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"You have such a big schnoz I constantly fear you'll one day suck me up with it while we cuddle"...
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| Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by Nobody: 5:16pm On Mar 30, 2017 |
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He said I talk in my sleep. He even told me the things I was saying. I still believe he exaggerated the whole thing just to embarrass me.
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| SNOWCREAM(m): 5:23pm On Mar 30, 2017 |
ZarZar:okay aunty believer
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| Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by Nobody: 5:31pm On Mar 30, 2017 |
SNOWCREAM: Lol, it just didn't sound like me though. I would never completely believe that story in a million years. I do know I talk in my sleep because I've "caught" myself chatting away a few times. I guess I love talking, even sleep can't stop me from having an opinion
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| SNOWCREAM(m): 5:36pm On Mar 30, 2017 |
ZarZar:LMFAO. Makes me think of if Nairaland made use of audio comments. Nothing wey we no go hear
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| Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by Nobody: 5:38pm On Mar 30, 2017 |
SNOWCREAM: God forbid!  What's your most embarrassing habit that you're aware of? 
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| TrapHedges(m): 5:42pm On Mar 30, 2017 |
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She told me am too small.. Lol tat y tf she even dating me... Lol way back in high school tho
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| SNOWCREAM(m): 5:43pm On Mar 30, 2017 |
ZarZar:I don't bath in the morning I only bath in the morning on days when I have to go out in the morning, but weekends ehn, i bath around 2pm or later but I'll be indoor throughout I'm an indoor person really. My ex knew that about me, calls me a dirty guy I adjusted, now that I'm single, I'm on that grind again
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| Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by Nobody: 5:48pm On Mar 30, 2017 |
SNOWCREAM: Yeah but I think that's normal though. Nothing dirty about that because most people sleep in on weekends to get some rest. You're just an average Joe, nothing to be embarrassed about
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| SNOWCREAM(m): 5:51pm On Mar 30, 2017 |
ZarZar:Lol she wash me then o, this girl bath first thing in the morning, last thing at night Well I'm cool now, I don't do the monthly contribution so I don't see any need to be so clean yet 
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| Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by Nobody: 5:54pm On Mar 30, 2017 |
SNOWCREAM: LMAO. Total rebel. Go you! As for your ex, well, to each their own. Good for her. 2 Likes |
| SNOWCREAM(m): 5:57pm On Mar 30, 2017 |
ZarZar:Quick diversion I've been on your profile couple times before, can't what you look like lol, seems you changed the picture on it today 
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| Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by Nobody: 6:00pm On Mar 30, 2017 |
SNOWCREAM: I've never had my picture up, just random pictures I find funny. |
| SNOWCREAM(m): 6:01pm On Mar 30, 2017 |
ZarZar:Lol okay, you troll sometimes ba? A good reason why I don't have mine
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| Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by Nobody: 6:05pm On Mar 30, 2017 |
SNOWCREAM: Lol, so you do have another bad habit then, you're a trollop I'm not a troll though, just misunderstood I've posted pictures of myself before. Some people know what I look like
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| Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by Nobody: 6:08pm On Mar 30, 2017 |
Frolic:U are a male then |
| SNOWCREAM(m): 6:10pm On Mar 30, 2017 |
ZarZar:Haha I missed not an easy thing to cause mayhem on a public forum sometimes with your picture on, you might just get served like Mr Pablo Ayodeji, Keep the change bruh
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| Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by Nobody: 6:20pm On Mar 30, 2017 |
SNOWCREAM: Wow, you hide your badass well. It doesn't show at all. You come across as very sweet A chameleon perhaps or your attitude depends on who you're talking to? LOL @ your reference to that guy. Shame. 1 Like |
| SNOWCREAM(m): 6:26pm On Mar 30, 2017 |
ZarZar:I'm a sweet guy, although not sweet to/for all Young and vibrant  And i think it all depends on first interaction, I've had "smh" interactions with few people on here, they won't see me as sweet surely, but on the general phase I'm cool, good to go with any cool person also you seem so cool yourself
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| Frolic: 6:28pm On Mar 30, 2017 |
Michellekabod:I said so myself |
| Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by Nobody: 6:32pm On Mar 30, 2017 |
Frolic:No wonder we always have tiffs |
| tosyne2much(m): 6:34pm On Mar 30, 2017 |
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Okada Park me here.. I say park me here! Let the lies roll in 37 Likes 4 Shares |
| Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by Nobody: 6:36pm On Mar 30, 2017 |
SNOWCREAM: I get you completely. Lol @ young & vibrant. Thanks @ the last part, mr nice guy
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| SNOWCREAM(m): 6:38pm On Mar 30, 2017 |
ZarZar:So what part are you from, you don't seem like a Yoruba girl, I don't know why but i feel you're not, Igbo i guess?
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| Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by Nobody: 6:42pm On Mar 30, 2017 |
SNOWCREAM: Lol, I'm from a far-flung land, a place not particularly liked here on NL I'm South African What are you? I know Nigerian but which "part are you from"?
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| SNOWCREAM(m): 6:45pm On Mar 30, 2017 |
ZarZar:Oh little wonder, I felt you have a demeanor foreign to a Nigerian , I'm a Yoruba guy, the ones called "Afonja" by those Igbos You should have come across those terminologies if you're regular on here And oh I do like South Africa, I only don't like xenophobic people
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