NewStats: 3,263,088 , 8,179,062 topics. Date: Wednesday, 04 June 2025 at 04:18 PM 492r3p

Dude i know is shitting bricks right now cos his pastor called to pray for him after seeing a vision in which some chick was jazzing him. Pastor said as he prayed, all he could see were arrows targetted at this homie, arrows of disappointment, arrows of failure, arrows of long suffering etc.
Dude is being monitored from a mirror according to the pastor, and they can see his every move. Dude is paranoid right now as in - he cant take 3 steps without looking back to check if anyone's about to strike at him. I rushed at him today to greet him by surprise, but dude nearly fainted and warned me seriously before explaining the situation to me.

Dude cannot work out which chick is in question cos he has floored many many many, but maintains that he never hurt any of them and all his relationships have ended mutually and cleanly, but obviously, if we're to take Pastor's words seriously, then probably someone is still hurting after him.

Now he doesnt know what to do. . . Any advice

whitelexi:

. . . arrows targetted at this homie, arrows of disappointment, arrows of failure, arrows of long suffering etc.

Lol, had to laugh at this Whitelexi you nefa tell me say you don turn Pastor so I could come for some laying of hands too

Busy_body:



Lol, had to laugh at this Whitelexi you nefa tell me say you don turn Pastor so I could come for some laying of hands

Me sef don dey fear women ohhh

whitelexi:

Me sef don dey fear women ohhh

Wise move

Well thats what happens when you use and abuse You may stumble into a Jazz girl and she may finish your arse. God will not help o! because he didnt condone the between the sheets activities you people were doing ,




OFTOPIC.

Lexi I read what you said about me and I know you with another ID attacked me. If that makes you sleep well at night then keep on keeping on. Im really disappointed.

i think he needs to see TB, let him come to synagogue

@ Whitelexi
Your friend in the story has never broken any girl's heart or mistreated any girl so berra start prostrating to Ebonyeyes b4 . . . Whitelexi, be afraid, be very afraid Not saying anything oh, my lips are sealed as usual 

Ebonyeyes:

OFTOPIC.

Lexi I read what you said about me and I know you with another ID attacked me. If that makes you sleep well at night then keep on keeping on. Im really disappointed.

C'monnnnnnnnnnn, i was only playing, that was during the bullet-proof vest yrs, you know? the aim-for-the-head-and-chest-yrs!!! But all those yrs have past, we're in the best yrs now, ? old things are ed away

Busy_body:




@ Whitelexi
Your friend in the story has never broken any girl's heart or mistreated any girl so berra start prostrating to Ebonyeyes b4 . . . Whitelexi, be afraid, be very afraid Not saying anything oh, my lips are sealed as usual

Trust me, I know Ebony well enough to get on her bad side, i've been there but didnt like it much

whitelexi:


Trust me, I know Ebony well enough to get on her bad side, i've been there but didnt like it much

Okay, I am bored and crave some action, oya look for her trouble again but no hitting below the belt

So you it you used your other ID to say that kindergarten bullshit then? Why do guys always fall back on the "Oh why do you have so and so posts within such and such period"?  Is it because they have lost the argument and look a fool so they try their utmost best to make the poster feel bad about themselve? Its a fricking forum for crrissakes and how long people spend on it is no ones business.

Let the pastor reveal who is the girl so he can go and beg her.

Ebonyeyes:

So you it you used your other ID to say that kindergarten bullshit then? Why do guys always fall back on the "Oh why do you have so and so posts within such and such period"?  Is it because they have lost the argument and look a fool so they try their utmost best to make the poster feel bad about themselve? Its a fricking forum for crrissakes and how long people spend on it is no ones business.

No ohhh, i dont know what you're talking about there oh!
I did have a convo with Seeker but it was nothing abusive, i must've misunderstood your initial post oh, no be me - true!

I dont use any other ID, even when whitelexi was blocked, i used Lexiwhite which has now been blocked by . . .  You have the wrong man.

@ post
The fear of Jazz is the beginning of the end for players!

debest1:

@ post
The fear of Jazz is the beginning of the end for players!

Dont even start with prayers hahahaha God has already turned his eye when both parties indulged in the do

whitelexi:

No ohhh, i dont know what you're talking about there oh!
I did have a convo with Seeker but it was nothing abusive, i must've misunderstood your initial post oh, no be me - true!

I dont use any other ID, even when whitelexi was blocked, i used Lexiwhite which has now been blocked by . . .  You have the wrong man.

If you say so I guess but I still think it was you or one of your cronies. Like I said if it makes yall feel good at night attacking young girls on a fricking forum, more power to you.

What exactly did the pastor advise him to do? Fight darkness with light, surely he's bound to overcome.

Ebonyeyes:

If you say so I guess but I still think it was you or one of your cronies. Like I said if it makes yall feel good at night attacking young girls on a fricking forum, more power to you.

What thread are u refering to?
I dont have cronies oh, and i dont like u pointing an accusing finger at me like this

Or what? you will tell one of your cronies to verbally attack me or use one of your other many names to attack or turn people against me? Doesnt faze me sweetie

Ebonyeyes:

Or what? you will tell one of your cronies to verbally attack me or use one of your other many names to attack or turn people against me? Doesnt faze me sweetie

There u go again. I dunno who is selling u this crap, I may be controvertial but i dont go all out to thrash anyone without provocation. I don't have any followers or cronies as u call them! I'm a loner and can mix with whoever i please. Stop saying things u r not sure of, and give me the thread link.

I dont keep tabs on threads but I read between the lines. You also threatened to deal with me if I didnt back down. How ridiculous does that sound hun? Dealing with someone just because of a disagreement on a forum? Like we dont have enough stress in real life . Still if it makes you sleep well at night more power to you

ibkaye:

What exactly did the pastor advise him to do? Fight darkness with light, surely he's bound to overcome.

whts wagamama?
and when did u leave zamfara?

Ebonyeyes:

I dont keep tabs on threads but I read between the lines. You also threatened to deal with me if I didnt back down. How ridiculous does that sound hun? Dealing with someone just because of a disagreement on a forum? Like we dont have enough stress in real life . Still if it makes you sleep well at night more power to you

he said hes not the one, quit yarnin opaks

@ post

tell your friend if they wanted to kill him they would have done that already and tell him not to wait for a pastor to pray for him he should pray for himself develop your own relationship with God and not with your pastor.

tkb417:

he said hes not the one, quit yarnin opaks

Bros, i bow oh. . .  I thought she was refering to something else, now i realise its not what i thought it was.

tkb417:



he said hes not the one, quit yarnin opaks

Sweetie I wasnt talking to you

Lexi my baby boo I just had to read the firs line: pastor, arrows, prayers, jazz. Abeg this topic na real wa.

tkb417:

whts wagamama?
and when did u leave zamfara?

Like the best noodle bar ever

Zamfara? Aaaaages ago

Ebonyeyes:

Sweetie I wasnt talking to you

hmm, i reserve ma comments for nau

but ill implore u to hit lexi on YIM
dont derail the thread with ur yanma yanma talk

ibkaye:

Like the best noodle bar ever

Zamfara? Aaaaages ago

oh oh i see

when are u going to oturkpo?

tkb417:

oh oh i see

when are u going to oturkpo?

What on earth is that?

ibkaye:

What on earth is that?

hehehehe
Oturkpo is in Benue. some hours drive from makurdi
hehehe,

if the pastor is real, he will give him some bible verses and depending on the church maybe some other rituals (candles & stuff) that needs to be done so that whoever it is can 4give him.
or try anoda pastor for confirmation cus sometimes some of these pastors,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

tkb417:

hehehehe
Oturkpo is in Benue. some hours drive from makurdi
hehehe,

I see I see, yes I'll be there by next week actually

ibkaye:

Like the best noodle bar ever

Zamfara? Aaaaages ago

I dont agree oh, wagamama is good but there are better noodle bars oh