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To ALL NIGERIAN STUDENTS

1. you ask your friends..how far
with reading? They say they
haven't started...only to get to
the LIBRARY and find out they
have a permanent seat.


2. Lecturers will be telling you "buying my handout is not
compulsory" but class Rep...let me have the list of those that have
bought. Abeg he wan take the list go Aso Rock for ministerial Appointment?



3. You graduate with 3.50 in a Polytechnic and you will be telling yourself. If it was to be UNILAG... I would have been a
4.50 graduate by now. Abeg introduce me to your Babalawo



4. If you think true love is the
only thing that is hard to find...try
looking for your HOD when you
need his signature on a form. You go wait tire This is so annoying though.



5. Anything you want to do, you must be on queue even to enter the school This one common for my school die.


6. You get to class as early as 6.30am only to see that all seats have been occupied by bags & books abi dem dey leave am for school go back house ni


7. You have already prepared food but to eat na wahala because you are already late for lectures. me dey carry my food go class sha, no time to check time


8.. Lecturer:- Only 10 students in
class today? Oya tear a sheet of paper for test....turns to the
board to write. Before he turns
back----class don full. Lol Only God knows the kind plane wey carry those students come
Most schools are guilty of this.



9. Come night class during exams and you will see different levels of reading. scaning, skimming, Jaking and lot more.



10. During exams u will know those who are naturally beautiful because no time for makeup at all.
Everyone Don become born- again by force. Some girls will Look like sickler without Make up



11. It's always funny when exam
invigilator says SUBMIT!! And many students suddenly develop that super human ability; answering 3hrs question in 50seconds.
only God knows the Almighty Angel wey they bring those answer.

List complied by a friend.

If you relate Letz know the Nigerian school you represent. I Rep Mapoly


Cc. Lalasticlala, Dominique.

OP, only you generate topic, only you claim FTC.

I rep #Sirpoly

is this post worth it.....

Omotayor123:

Nice one. I totally agree with that number 11.

But i don't expect a beautiful and busty lady like yourself to be tight-fisted with the FTC position.

Op so u attend university?? Or na ur neighbor gist u??

lusJason:
Nice one. I totally agree with that number 11.

But i don't expect a beautiful and busty lady like yourself to be tight-fisted with the FTC position.

No mind me
Tell us which school you represent.

Omotayor123:
No mind me Tell us which school you represent.

Ambrose Alli University EKPOMA.

i rep the nation's pride.

Omotayor123:
To ALL NIGERIAN STUDENTS

1. you ask your friends..how far
with reading? They say they
haven't started...only to get to
the LIBRARY and find out they
have a permanent seat.


2. Lecturers will be telling you "buying my handout is not
compulsory" but class Rep...let me have the list of those that have
bought. Abeg he wan take the list go Aso Rock for ministerial Appointment?



3. You graduate with 3.50 in a Polytechnic and you will be telling yourself. If it was to be UNILAG... I would have been a
4.50 graduate by now. Abeg introduce me to your Babalawo



4. If you think true love is the
only thing that is hard to find...try
looking for your HOD when you
need his signature on a form. You go wait tire This is so annoying though.



5. Anything you want to do, you must be on queue even to enter the school This one common for my school die.


6. You get to class as early as 6.30am only to see that all seats have been occupied by bags & books abi dem dey leave am for school go back house ni


7. You have already prepared food but to eat na wahala because you are already late for lectures. me dey carry my food go class sha, no time to check time


8.. Lecturer:- Only 10 students in
class today? Oya tear a sheet of paper for test....turns to the
board to write. Before he turns
back----class don full. Lol Only God knows the kind plane wey carry those students come
Most schools are guilty of this.



9. Come night class during exams and you will see different levels of reading. scaning, skimming, Jaking and lot more.



10. During exams u will know those who are naturally beautiful because no time for makeup at all.
Everyone Don become born- again by force. Some girls will Look like sickler without Make up



11. It's always funny when exam
invigilator says SUBMIT!! And many students suddenly develop that super human ability; answering 3hrs question in 50seconds.
only God knows the Almighty Angel wey they bring those answer.

List complied by a friend.

If you relate Letz know the Nigerian school you represent. I Rep Mapoly


Cc. Lalasticlala, Dominique.

LOOL..na dat 4, 8, 11 crack me! #reminiscing_skul_days_tho

So damn true,all of them

Taah...I disagree with the CGPA part 3.50 ..try Poly na.esp. Polytechnic Ibadan u go no say 3.50 no b joke

kinzation:
Taah...I disagree with the CGPA part 3.50 ..try Poly na.esp. Polytechnic Ibadan u go no say 3.50 no b joke

most Ib Polytechnic student that cross over to my school are the least students in class.

Omotayor123:
most Ib Polytechnic student that cross over to my school are the least students in class.

I can boast of two guys during my ND days that had a low g.p in polytechnic but got to AAUA &UNIABUJA and dey are top in their respective departments ..I would say tho,it depends on the kind of student.I.e their ability
..In TPI (THE POLYTECHNIC IBADAN) is the only poly to use 5:00 as their CGPA...

BTW
You're a student of which school ?
As for me PROUDLY TPI

rex444:
So damn true,all of them

Tell us which school you represent.
Lalasticlala promote my ministry

kinzation:
I can boast of two guys during my ND days that had a low g.p in polytechnic but got to AAUA &UNIABUJA and dey are top in their respective departments ..I would say tho,it depends on the kind of student.I.e their ability
..In TPI (THE POLYTECHNIC IBADAN) is the only poly to use 5:00 as their CGPA...

BTW
You're a student of which school ?
As for me PROUDLY TPI

I know they use 5.00 and I think Datz Why most of them are lazy because they are content with being 3pointers.

I Rep. Moshood Abiola Polytechnic. Abeokuta!

Omotayor123:

I know they use 5.00 and I think Datz Why most of them are lazy because they are content with being 3pointers.

I Rep. Moshood Abiola Polytechnic. Abeokuta!

Mapoly is cool too tho...but over here the then is that they deny student marks that's why dey feel OK let me try and settle for @ leat 3.00 CGPA ...sorry you're in wah level?

kinzation:

Mapoly is cool too tho...but over here the then is that they deny student marks that's why dey feel OK let me try and settle for @ leat 3.00 CGPA ...sorry you're in wah level?

Final year things

Omotayor123:
Tell us which school you represent.
Lalasticlala promote my ministry

. For some reasons I'd rather not say...

Meanwhile.. when u hear 2mins more in an exam hall....Oya!! Aja dying minute dubbing...Gberaaa

this post make sense die, buh wudda made More sense with pictures attached

Omotayor123:
Final year things

oh thats gd..same here Hnd2

kinzation:
I can boast of two guys during my ND days that had a low g.p in polytechnic but got to AAUA &UNIABUJA and dey are top in their respective departments ..I would say tho,it depends on the kind of student.I.e their ability
..In TPI (THE POLYTECHNIC IBADAN) is the only poly to use 5:00 as their CGPA...

BTW
You're a student of which school ?
As for me PROUDLY TPI

federal polytechnic zamfara also uses 5.00 grading point

Idydarling:
this post make sense die, buh wudda made More sense with pictures attached

No time for pix. Which school do you rep

Jamaticulus:
Meanwhile.. when u hear 2mins more in an exam hall....Oya!! Aja dying minute dubbing...Gberaaa

The dubbing spirit though

I guess op is from unilorin,judgin from ya post

GdexFolami:
I guess op is from unilorin,judgin from ya post

Nope but those things happens in almost Every school. Datz Why most Nigerian Students can relate.

Omotayor123:
No time for pix. Which school do you rep

uniuyo dear, u?

tooo

hnmm...true doe

That moment when u minimize ur computer screen during Ethical Hacking and countermeasure exam... "U be Hayy God"!!!

No be lie