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| 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Nobody: 12:36am On Aug 21, 2016 |
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1. “Don’t you have your own house?” See wahala. Source:http://zikoko.com/list/nigerian-parents-ask-before-letting-you-go-out/ 37 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Nobody: 12:37am On Aug 21, 2016 |
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2. “What are you going to do there?” Armed robbery. What will I be going to do there before? 66 Likes 4 Shares |
| Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Nobody: 12:39am On Aug 21, 2016 |
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3. “Can’t they visit you?” They have visited me. Oya? 69 Likes 8 Shares |
| Confirmer(m): 12:39am On Aug 21, 2016 |
 funny but true.
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| Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Nobody: 12:41am On Aug 21, 2016 |
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4. “How many times have they come here?” Chineke! 100 Likes 8 Shares |
| Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Nobody: 12:42am On Aug 21, 2016 |
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5. “Do we know them?” What is it? 52 Likes 5 Shares |
| Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Nobody: 12:42am On Aug 21, 2016 |
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Keep em coming
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| Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Nobody: 12:43am On Aug 21, 2016 |
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6. “Where do they stay?” Why? Do you want to rent? 58 Likes 5 Shares |
| Ugoeze2016: 12:45am On Aug 21, 2016 |
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Is anyone pursuing you here? Mai friend siddon dia
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| Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Nobody: 12:46am On Aug 21, 2016 |
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7. “Are they in your school?” Jisos! Can I go already? 41 Likes 6 Shares |
| Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Nobody: 12:48am On Aug 21, 2016 |
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8. “What are they studying?” You want to pay their school fees? 56 Likes 5 Shares |
| Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Nobody: 12:49am On Aug 21, 2016 |
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9. “Who are their parents?” My God! 52 Likes 4 Shares |
| Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Nobody: 12:50am On Aug 21, 2016 |
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10. “Where are they from?” Earth, I think. 100 Likes 8 Shares |
| Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Nobody: 12:52am On Aug 21, 2016 |
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11. “What do their parents do?” Mummy oh! 64 Likes 5 Shares |
| Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Nobody: 12:53am On Aug 21, 2016 |
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12. “Are they born again?” Am I Jesus? 127 Likes 9 Shares |
| SweetieConstie(f): 12:53am On Aug 21, 2016 |
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I can relate to almost all... Thumbs up, OP...  Lalasticlala, come here sir... 
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| Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Nobody: 12:54am On Aug 21, 2016 |
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13. “Which church do they attend?” Na wa. 50 Likes 4 Shares |
| axishale(m): 1:00am On Aug 21, 2016 |
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No12 best answer ever No go try am ooo
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| Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Nobody: 2:03am On Aug 21, 2016 |
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lol... 1000 ways to chop dirty slap in African/nigerian home 18 Likes 3 Shares |
| Slimflame(m): 4:08am On Aug 21, 2016 |
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Me dey hol money i go be like Me:mummy let me go and buy someting Mummy::ok i don comot be dat o me no get time for Q&A
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| Twaci(f): 8:05am On Aug 21, 2016 |
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I swear I can relate to all! |
| Soso990240(m): 8:57am On Aug 21, 2016 |
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All just to protect u. Funny now,bt wasnt funny those years.
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| centyboy: 8:58am On Aug 21, 2016 |
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Disciplinarian...my dad is one!☝
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| RealJaneDoe: 8:59am On Aug 21, 2016 |
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lol
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| Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Nobody: 9:00am On Aug 21, 2016 |
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14) I know you are going there to watch tv, dont we have stereo player(the ancient one) at home? 15) who is hia father? 16) what is his name? 3 Likes |
| Damfostopper(m): 9:00am On Aug 21, 2016 |
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all aunty Suzan threads and things you can relate to are like
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| cyberdurable(m): 9:00am On Aug 21, 2016 |
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| Btruth: 9:00am On Aug 21, 2016 |
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Typical Nigerian parents. ....... my mother then. Some of those questions will even come with some 'jara' slap.
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| horlamelekan(m): 9:01am On Aug 21, 2016 |
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ℓσℓ
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| BARRIKADE: 9:03am On Aug 21, 2016 |
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Then after every question, dem go say dem get clothes for you to wash. go inside and pack them. 1 Like |
| HMZi: 9:03am On Aug 21, 2016 |
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Op,una just cast my moda..lol..all the questions o!
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