NewStats: 3,259,736 , 8,170,742 topics. Date: Sunday, 25 May 2025 at 08:18 PM 73219

1. The “First to Comment crew” This individuals no dey ever tire. They wander the forum actively, in detective mode. Investigating what Mod (especially lalasticlala) is viewing each thread in order to narrow down their “front page material” threads. Lol
They go on to create space right beneath the Op in situations like this you see dots “.” littering everywhere hoping the thread makes frontpage, in which event they returns to drop either comment with the tag “FTC tinz” and more gibberish. Lol


2. The “PDP, APC, BUHARI , ANTI-BUHARI, GEJ, ANTI-GEJ crew” There was a time when political debate was largely confined to the politics section. This was not the case in 2016, as even a thread with the topic
“EDET goes to school” will somehow attract comments on how the incompetence or competence of BUHARI/JONATHAN has led to how poor Edet is dressing to school or why Edet can't afford good sandals to school. I tire for this crew.

3. The “Thread Bomber/Spammer" This dude has no respect. He has never come across such words. He targets any thread with significant activity; it DOES NOT matter what the thread is about or discussing. All he knows is he is THE BEST DATA PROVIDER and you are all to him IMMEDIATELY he pastes his advert with pictures on your thread, and walks away like a BOSS.
If I catch this guy ehn..

4. The "Who you epp" crew: these ones don't know when to quit I tell you. once saw a thread about the high cost of petrol in Nigeria and one guy replied with "who petrol epp" like seriously? Bros your brain need epp


5. The "Attackers/Trouble finders: These ones have no reasonable comments to drop, all they are looking for is someone to bash/attack. Most of them get to you so back that you will have to reply and retaliate...make God wan purplish you make the person get bad mouth like crazymommy or Thesonofmark. You are done!

6. The Name checkers: Lol...Just open a thread with the caption "A chicken caught with cocaine in America" they will still Come and check the chicken's name then you see posts like
"I no tell you"
"our brothers are at it again"
"Just here to check the names"
These people need Jesus

7. The grammarian their posts always end up with 2 likes because you can't even understand their point and most of them end up confusing themselves (who grammar epp?) Oops

8.) The meme creators: I think seun needs to ban memes on nairaland because Smellymouth and sandoski will not let our data last with their funny and rib cracking memes

9) The top 10 crew With the help of their commander tosyne2much, you hardly go through a week without seeing topics with "top 10 this or that" on frontpage. Sometimes I wonder if they are the moses of this generation

10) The why is this thread on frontpage crew those people will see a thread with "LINDA IKEJI SHARES A SEXY Picture IN HER MANSION" they open the thread within 0.5 sec and start speaking against the mod you will see comments like "The mod that brought this to frontpage is high on cheat weed" or "Nairaland has gone to the dogs"

11) The "End time" crew These guys are legend
The popular "end time slang almost went into extinction but with the help of lasisi69 they resurrected and are back littering frontpage with "End time this and that"



HONORARY MENTION

“THE GREAT GARRI CREW” : This crew was hyperactive roaming the lands VORACIOUSLY until early 2013, when the atmosphere created by mods became less conducive for their survival. Their wise words of “HOW DOES THIS AFFECT THE PRICE OF GARRI IN THE MARKET” were abound.

The "Pics or I don't believe it crew" These characters were always on every thread back 2014. For every topic without a pic or video, they show up with this same
response. 'pics or Adonbilivit' or 'video or it didn't happen'.
Needless to say, they are most prevalent in threads to do
with the female anatomy.
Awon bad boys .


cc: NaLaugh

I dedicated this FTC to~


SMELLYMOUTH my Partner in crime.....


Ur memes dey make my laugh laugh...



Vizkiz ~no kill me with laugh

Ok

THE SHARERS
They keep sharing comments upandan
Reminds me of kaziblake

The hall monitors/clock keepers. Those irritate me like no other. They're always quick to point out how often you are online. If they're not online often themselves, then how the hell do they know who is always online?

The ABEG WHO GET BLACKBERRY CHARGER crew

iykekelvins:
THE SHARERS

They keep sharing comments upandan

Reminds me of kaziblake

kaziblake should rename her moniker to "legend of the shearer"

Op forget recently wat I see nw is

No sensible female will/should vote for vizkiz he is a female basher or vizkiz has suddenly changed because or Mr Nairaland

Bia Vizkiz hw do u keep trending

vizkiz:


kaziblake should rename her moniker to "legend of the shearer"

Ahaha, that girl can share for africa. Choi!!

Thank God I belong to none!

i belong to none *Dancing Azonto*

This land at NO 23 Lasisi Oladipo Street off Apapa Oworonsoki, Orile Iganmu beside Apex Mills is NOT for SALE

Beware of my gateman, Saintsamurai..

Signed, ALAGA1

Chairman OMO- ONILE ASSOCIATION OF NAIRALAND..


UP ASSO..

Berlyn:
i belong to none *Dancing Azonto*

You belong to the crushing on lalasticlala crew

Yahhhhh••••CANT FIND MYSELF ON YOUR LIST•••••unique

vizkiz:


You belong to the crushing on lalasticlala crew

Lolz thank God you did'nt add it

vizkiz

Op u forgot the ''like'' crew. Dey always begging for likes as if there life depends on it.

Those that start smiling with everyone when they need supoort or help to win miss/mr nairaland

Op. U forget the wailers snd zombies.
And also the likers and graphic guy like smellymouth, raph e.t.c

iykekelvins:
THE SHARERS

They keep sharing comments upandan

Reminds me of kaziblake

mind yourself o

Lol..

queen of neutral land...,

yaaaaas

the Smellymouth and hmmm sandoski crew

well at least I know I'm not a member of any group.

LuveU2:
Those that start smiling with everyone when they need supoort or help to win miss/mr nairaland

Deep

thank God I belong to none

The derailers

The haters

And those that cant keep it in thier pants

Watch how they'll attack me now

confistified:
Op forget recently wat I see nw is

No sensible female will/should vote for vizkiz he is a female basher or vizkiz has suddenly changed because or Mr Nairaland

Bia Vizkiz hw do u keep trending

am sensible tho and m voting for Vizkiz

mzhorlah:
am sensible tho and m voting for Vizkiz

Gbayi...... ur head get oil...... Nice choice

JixNation:
the Smellymouth and hmmm sandoski crew