NewStats: 3,262,039 , 8,175,930 topics. Date: Saturday, 31 May 2025 at 03:42 PM 2og48

my name is daviyjones and am the man of list, I think you already know that but what I think you dont know is

the TOP things to do and know before you contest for Mr Nairaland coming soon, I followed miss Nairaland till final and I have come to realise things


enough of intro let's get to business .


1. every s has a candidate , the candidate can be a sibling, friend or acquaintance which they ask to contest . this candidate has higher chance.



2. the popular can easily obtain more votes knowing many people from different sections


3. you will need more campaign managers that are ladies than male, ladies can easily convince guys with their sexual organs to obtain votes



5. the awon weyrey group or knights group candidate always come first or second.



6. you must have at least 20 campaign managers who before 2015 and have more than 5000 posts , it means they are popular and they can influence people to vote you.





7. the winner is not always the most good-looking but the most photogenic , contestants go to studios pay to get their pictures edited to look fine.
take note


8. you must promise your campaign managers money to make them work very hard or else you are wasting your time


9. the NL jega may not be accurate so you must count your votes by your self through mentions even opponents vote to avoid being cheated .


10. lastly , you must asslick ,beg and persuade to obtain votes in this competition , the best begger gets the highest votes.



my name is daviyjoness , these are what you must know to get the 50,000 naira. people are hungry be ready to fight to get it.

drop observations you have let us inform people before they decide to contest.

politics..... Never been a fan.

[size=30pt] rubbish [/size]

falconey:

[size=30pt] rubbish [/size]

dumb

slyIsaac:
politics..... Never been a fan.

ErnieSmallzz:

Lol

slyIsaac:
politics..... Never been a fan.

Same here.


I will take a lil break when the contest starts.

LMAO!



@OP, are you for real

Smellymouth:
Lol

SweetieConstie:
LMAO!



@OP, are you for real

yes

op i hope u will contest

ErnieSmallzz:

pls how do make an empty comment i wanna know

lmao, i dnt tink that is possible. Just post fullstop, its d same as empty comment

Rexhenrex:
pls how do make an empty comment i wanna know

Lol , @ sexual organ

Dude has a point tho

ErnieSmallzz:
lmao, i dnt tink that is possible. Just post fullstop, its d same as empty comment

very possible....... just tap the space button twice or more Nd


gbam!!!
you're done, submit

Rexhenrex:
op i hope u will contest

at 29? that is dumb

olatunjithomas:



very possible....... just tap the space button twice or more Nd


gbam!!!
you're done, submit

stop derailing my thread, the report button is very close .

olatunjithomas:



very possible....... just tap the space button twice or more Nd


gbam!!!
you're done, submit

wow really? confirm, threads go suffer 4 my hand 2day thank you oh

ErnieSmallzz:
wow really? confirm, threads go suffer 4 my hand 2day thank you oh

ride on

but mind you


God is soaking your cane in petrol. lolzzzzz

iykekelvins:
Dude has a point tho

thank you

DAVIYJONESS:


stop detailing my thread, the report button is very close .

Bros haba now........no be padi we be?
cant I help someone again?

oya...well spoken,i know that is basically what you want.

I'll vote for you when you contest.as far as you belong to the L A group, awon BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL......

DAVIYJONESS:

thank you

olatunjithomas:


Bros haba now........no be padi we be?
can I help someone again?

oya...well spoken,i know that is basically what you want.

I vote for you when you contest.as far as you belong to the L A group, awon BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL......

I am 29 years old, working class. I read news and observe on Nairaland only.

The awon werey or knight whatever you typed is a truckload of thrash. Plain childish stuff

Well, i find this Hilarious