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How To Look Busy At Work Without Really Working (27924 Views)
dammytosh: 7:09am On Jun 24, 2016 |
And we wonder why plenty youths sees noting wrong with corruption?
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Blessed2252: 7:09am On Jun 24, 2016 |
OP don't worry, you will soon end up without a job
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SweetBrito(m): 7:11am On Jun 24, 2016 |
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banme1(m): 7:12am On Jun 24, 2016 |
You can even prepare you sack letter. All na work.
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xreal: 7:12am On Jun 24, 2016 |
Number 6 got me laughing. Is OP actually encouraging laziness at work? useful tips though. |
emvico(m): 7:15am On Jun 24, 2016 |
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Izonpikin: 7:19am On Jun 24, 2016 |
I usually try all of this and still end up feeling sleepy...Make God help me for my workplace ooo.... ![]() |
funkystanl(m): 7:19am On Jun 24, 2016 |
Like someone said... Fake life. Doing these will mean a boring day for you!
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dazzlingd(m): 7:19am On Jun 24, 2016 |
Work smart, u can't come and die
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efonat(m): 7:20am On Jun 24, 2016 |
[size=30pt]why use all that energy to fake work when u can still do something worthwhile.[/size]
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BeeBeeOoh(m): 7:20am On Jun 24, 2016 |
FakeNEWSevryday:The MOD sef I sure sey e no dey like 2go work but he dey like 2 receive salary. But, d points na die I teeyuuuu ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
IRserveMyComent(f): 7:21am On Jun 24, 2016 |
Lolss! But what does it pay to look busy without being busy. All the energy spent in forming busy can actually be used in being productive.
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brownchocolate: 7:22am On Jun 24, 2016 |
it works perfectly , body no be firewood ![]() ![]() |
Epathra(f): 7:22am On Jun 24, 2016 |
Damilare5882:It's even more work than the work itself. Things like this are exhaustive and addictive such that when the real work comes, u won't want to do it. |
Stanbeto: 7:22am On Jun 24, 2016 |
Are you not a Christain?
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Mcowubaba: 7:23am On Jun 24, 2016 |
I do that, just to avoid more work..... When I need a little rest..... Some bosses can make you work more than termites
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Allureia: 7:25am On Jun 24, 2016 |
Haahahahahah..... Smh @Op.. You made my morning!
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callmelanner(m): 7:27am On Jun 24, 2016 |
leksmedia: Life is not that hard bros... ![]() 1 Like |
JoeCutie(m): 7:27am On Jun 24, 2016 |
And if the government look like they are paying workers' salaries without actually paying them, it'd be justified under this 'section', yes? Just quit the job already and let some serious folks take over. We don't have the luxury of paying 'ghost workers'. Quit! ![]() 4 Likes |
Soclose007(m): 7:27am On Jun 24, 2016 |
David25:Abeg,thank u jare.More reason why many workers are been laid of their job.fake people fake nation |
SAEJO: 7:28am On Jun 24, 2016 |
See matter!!!!!!!! I'd rather be a confirmed workaholic, there's nothing sweeter than working, setting and hitting targets and achieving results within set time.
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tpbehappy(m): 7:30am On Jun 24, 2016 |
This cannot work in most organisations nd op this is not educative but destructive as this can be likened to an eye service or men pleaser. See a man that is diligent in his works, not see a man that knows how to do eye service.
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Trapnews: 7:30am On Jun 24, 2016 |
DEvil's recruit ![]()
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Gten(m): 7:30am On Jun 24, 2016 |
If I have to go through all this stress to look busy then, it is better to do the actual work.
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Electronzeez(m): 7:31am On Jun 24, 2016 |
I seriously need to adopt one of the points highlighted here .
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Re: How To Look Busy At Work Without Really Working by Nobody: 7:32am On Jun 24, 2016 |
l m jobless now because of that! Eye service is counter productive!!!
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Winneygirl(f): 7:34am On Jun 24, 2016 |
*Fill your table with lots of folders and papers* Lol... Anyone that approaches will just get the idea.
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johnaruson(m): 7:39am On Jun 24, 2016 |
funkystanl(m): 7:39am On Jun 24, 2016 |
[quote author=Cieno post=46850933] 1. Always walk around the office briskly and Often with a sense of urgency. This wont work in my office. The more serious you look the better they feel you can deliver on many deliverables. 2. Always keep a stack of paper or binders in your hand while away from your desk Who stack of paper don epp? . 3. While at your desk, run the tape on your adding machine with random calculations (if applicable). Well does it matter? 4. Stare intently at your computer screen. Well this works for the unserious ones that really enjoy pay without work. People without a productive mind. 5. Constantly write things on Post-it notes. Same as 4. Wetin you wan dey write... You no go taya? 6. Wear your glasses. People like us using glasses 247 can explain the burden attached. Dont pray u finally end up with eye issues cos that work you are running from when it finally comes... You gonna have a setback. Busy people wear glasses... That's a misconception. 7. Don’t talk. Don’t say a peep. Introvert ![]() 8. Use your cell phone to call your desk phone. Why such a life! . 9. Type and Scribble Furiously Just like 1 above 10. Do some actual work..but not too much Better as you cannot kill yourself. 1 Like |
Freshtee(m): 7:42am On Jun 24, 2016 |
Cieno: To do all of those things you have mentioned are more demanding than doing the work.....instead of you to encourage people to be hardworking and diligent in their respective day to day activities, you are here advocating laziness and redundancy. |
TonyRoland(m): 7:43am On Jun 24, 2016 |
u dey decieve urself
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Ibro2005: 7:46am On Jun 24, 2016 |
Then, what are you trying to teach us? Cheating on work ![]() |
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