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So many men just believe they are just too good and perfect in the bedroom without knowing they do so many annoying things in the bedroom that women really hate.

Below are 15 annoying things men do in bed

1. Some men think it’s cool to spank a lady’s butt during sex but not every woman finds it amusing. So before you spank her butt, find out if she really enjoys it.

2. Women hate it when they are on top of their man, working real hard and he just stares at her like she is doing nothing. Very annoying.

3. Trying to recreate some awkward positions you saw on some videos is annoying. She is trying to make love and not create a s*x tape.

4. Stop asking her if she likes this or that while hitting her honeypot. Her body language would let you know if she’s enjoying it or not. Stop distracting her from enjoying the moment with too many questions.

5. It’s annoying when you act like she is doing nothing when she goes down on you. You make her look like an amateur. SMH.

6. It’s really gross when you go down on her first thing in the morning when she’s feeling unclean. She wants you to go down on her but she definitely doesn’t want it when she feels unclean.

7. Some men are so aggressive with their fingers and I wonder if they are searching for gold in her honeypot. It’s so annoying and frustrating when men do this.

8. It’s never cool to bite her nipple. It hurts and don’t think she enjoys it. You wouldn’t love it if she bites yours.

9. I believe watching too many videos is ruining the bedroom life. Pulling her hair so hard while you hit her honeypot is annoying. Are you trying to pull off her hair or what?

10. Some men are always in a hurry and they also bring that impatience to the bedroom. It’s really annoying when you rush pre-intimacy. She wants you to take your time.

11. Not paying attention to his boxers is really annoying. Every woman expects her man to wear a good and clean boxers not some old, dirty and baggy boxers.

12. Nothing annoys her most than you putting your fingers everywhere like you are playing some sort of instruments.

13. Squeezing her boobs like you are trying to squeeze out juice from an orange fruit. It’s really annoying when men do this.

14. It’s so annoying when he cums so quick and then sleeps off like he really did a hard job. It leaves a woman wondering how she just met this annoying dude that only thinks of himself in bed.

15. It’s really not attractive to taste urine so could the men please clean up properly if they want a woman to go down on them.

So no more excuses men. Ladies, ensure you make your man read this so he can stop all those annoying stuffs.

really?

A lot of things she wants,and you forgot to add MONEY , was kidding tho.
true fact,pornography is ruining many healthy relationships

but then different stroke for different folks, i have heard my neighbor asking her boyfriend to spank that ass, or was it music playing?

Only 15?

nice write up OP NOTED!!!

Well, no man is perfect. If you list all these things to your man, he will not feel relaxed with you. He will look for where he is relaxed and accepted. Thats when you will come back here to share stories that touch.

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Someone is speaking from xperience
Op e bi like say ur boyfrend perfected all d skills he got from xvideos,phonerotica and naijauncut on ur body.




Painment

Op speaking frm experience,issorait

following thread like cct on saraki*

This applies to a small number of women.
Most women prefer and enjoy sex with a tinge of masochism that is why most men spank ladies during sex.

My 1st comment on NL

momma won't me reading! but bashaku is behind me commenting

So funny...

I am guilty of number 1,7 and 13


so so hilarious

So funny...

I am guilty of number 1,7 and 13


so so hilarious

lol...I love this. The only one I kinda disagree with is number two. I enjoy all positions but i love being on top. It's the best view for him...hehe

Number 7 is absolutely true

farano:
lol...I love this. The only one I kinda disagree with is number two. I enjoy all positions but i love being on top. It's the best view for him...hehe

Number 7 is absolutely true

aunty so you sef no be virgin?,
I dey find pesin were go teach me how to do am well, you go teach me?

faith551:

but then different stroke for different folks, i have heard my neighbor asking her boyfriend to spank that ass, or was it music playing ?

perhaps

Some women might like the spanking. BUT it's good to find out if she enjoys it.

Profnedu:
Someone is speaking from xperience
Op e bi like say ur boyfrend perfected all d skills he got from xvideos,phonerotica and naijauncut on ur body.




Painment

Omo!.... Guy you badt gan o.. Abeg how many more you know??

Na u sabi

Profnedu:
Someone is speaking from xperience
Op e bi like say ur boyfrend perfected all d skills he got from xvideos,phonerotica and naijauncut on ur body.




Painment

lol @painment
you can't be serious

Mercylin:


perhaps

Some women might like the spanking. BUT it's good to find out if she enjoys it.

i dn't believe in mal-treating a lady, guess that makes me a gentle man ryt?

hmmmm.... am guilty of all... Cus am a rough rider.... that's all!!

And she didn't complain about it

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Op is like u detest spanking

faith551:




i dn't believe in mal-treating a lady, guess that makes me a gentle man ryt?

you know yourself better

Mercylin:




you know yourself better

Every body looks fine to him/herself,no one will ever accept his mum's soup tastes bad.In that case external opinions are more reliable.

either way,am a gentle man,its even written on my face

faith551:


either way,am a gentle man, its even written on my face

you just use style make me check out your dp




Anyways you look gentle. hope you're happy now?

@ Mercylin I hope you'll also wrote about the annoying things women do in bed. Like moan so loudly as if there's no tomorrow.

Mercylin:


you just use style make me check out your dp




Anyways you look gentle. hope you're happy now?

wow!! you did?.i didn't have that in mind seriously btw there are 3 guys in the pic i didn't expect anyone who didn't know me before to point me out,i still dnt believe u even know which is me in the pic

The lass just gave her view but Nigerians will condemn her that she's talking from experience, while it will be normal for a guy to post such

faith551:



wow!! you did?.i didn't have that in mind seriously btw there are 3 guys in the pic i didn't expect anyone who didn't know me before to point me out,i still dnt believe u even know which is me in the pic

Lol like seriously I thought its same person.
Oh!! My bad.

So which is you?

UyiIredia:
@ Mercylin I hope you'll also wrote about the annoying things women do in bed. Like moan so loudly as if there's no tomorrow .

I believe a guy will counter this thread, so he'll write it.