NewStats: 3,262,539 , 8,177,419 topics. Date: Monday, 02 June 2025 at 03:57 PM 2vk1w

My people una Good afternoon o..
On behalf of my baby and the birthday celebrant.
I want to thank u all for ur birthday messages.
Pls the birthday bash is scheduled for 6pm.
My padi Sunepa17 and the celebrant's beautiful sister Candicejay are the host.
Pls make una turn up in time o.
No African man time.
cc
Sunepa17(Host)
Candicejay(Sister and Host).
Emm, Oga Giftiebrown, the goodies never come o. abi the jet done crash.

oya talk to me oooooo mama.......................if i should shoot i will shoot for you am not gonna kill maybe just a bullet wound........................in the night girl am down for you.girl i cherish you am down for you..........all i seek and find is in you

IghravweIG:
My people una Good afternoon o..
On behalf of my baby and the birthday celebrant.
I want to thank u all for ur birthday messages.
Pls the birthday bash is scheduled for 6pm.
My padi Sunepa17 and the celebrant's beautiful sister Candicejay are the host.
Pls make una turn up in time o.
No African man time.
cc
Sunepa17(Host)
Candicejay(Sister and Host).
Emm, Oga Giftiebrown, the goodies never come o. abi the jet done crash.

my boss no vex, d engine don knock.....we dey look fr mechanic...mk una send okitaiji n Sunnepa17 to cum collect d goodies....

GƠ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡D 2 knw

Kaylexzy:

I'm holding my own right here bruh. We dey try. Lol

IghravweIG:
My people una Good afternoon o.. On behalf of my baby and the birthday celebrant. I want to thank u all for ur birthday messages. Pls the birthday bash is scheduled for 6pm. My padi Sunepa17 and the celebrant's beautiful sister Candicejay are the host. Pls make una turn up in time o. No African man time. cc Sunepa17(Host) Candicejay(Sister and Host). Emm, Oga Giftiebrown, the goodies never come o. abi the jet done crash.

⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥Ơ̴̴̴͡k⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡ .....ℓ̊ will b dere

giftiebrown:
my boss no vex, d engine don knock.....we dey look fr mechanic...mk una send okitaiji n Sunnepa17 to cum collect d goodies....

Lol....will send my boyz dere nw, d parrry must nt b delayed.

Fraiser padi mi....yuu just D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ peep.
Ho̶̲̥̅̶̷̩̥̊͡ va nah?

giftiebrown:
my boss no vex, d engine don knock.....we dey look fr mechanic...mk una send okitaiji n Sunnepa17 to cum collect d goodies....

Ah! Na wa o.
Well, I dey come collect d goodies myself.
Dem sunepa17 and Okitaiji dey busy for my crib dey arrange the settings for this evening birthday bash.

Sunnepa17:



⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥Ơ̴̴̴͡k⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡ .....ℓ̊ will b dere

Gbayi, padi mi.
I trust u.

Sunnepa17:



Lol....Kilode ooo, gboromi di eleru.
Dem send yuu 2me ni or nah ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ b precious?

Lolz.....yes nah

Sunnepa17:




Lol.....sɦɛ is safe around.
Just tell ♍ƺ were sɦɛ is anytym sɦɛ is cumin, ℓ̊ will use my private tinted glass 2 pick both of yhu....#Nofear

Precious91 no go try am, sunnepa no good person o *whisper* if u let am meet ur wife chai ur girl don go be that. Na olojukokoro

Sunnepa17:




Lol.....sɦɛ is safe around.
Just tell ♍ƺ were sɦɛ is anytym sɦɛ is cumin, ℓ̊ will use my private tinted glass 2 pick both of yhu....#Nofear

Precious91 no go try am, sunnepa no be good person o *whisper* if u let am meet ur wife chai ur girl don go be that. Na olojukokoro

IghravweIG:
Gbayi, padi mi. I trust u.

⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥Ơ̴̴̴͡k⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡

Alfaray4000...yhu can't spoil my name in ɖɨs vallage coz all d babe knew dat ℓ̊ b beta pikin 2 dem.

Haters shld jump insyd pool...lol

ray4000:

Precious91 no go try am, sunnepa no be good person o *whisper* if u let am meet ur wife chai ur girl don go be that. Na olojukokoro

ray4000:
Lolz.....yes nah

Lol...Wa ba mi nibe, just knw dat ℓ̊ will always b more steps ahead of yhu.

okitaiji:
lolzz tnk God say na move u dey see, so as i don move move taya thats y said i wil settle down wit u

okitaiji:
lolzz tnk God say na move u dey see, so as i don move move taya thats y said i wil settle down wit u

VillageGOAT:




mazi mariosam, my lolo 1 lyndalyn55, the only woman i can die for have said it all, we should make use of the male servants, maybe 1 male and 1 female would be used for the sacrifice to appease the gods, so that there can be equality, abi my fellow elders ray4000, ighrawveIG, sunnepa17, primuspares, okitaiji and fraiser is my suggestion ok? Let us hear your response, because the sacrifice would start in three market days, the gods have waited enough, before they send their heavenly mosquitoes to come and bite us...

haaaaaaa sacrifice makagini. Ha mariosam but I no follow u fight make u no marry him now why dis. #smile

Primusinterpares:
you have done well... But they are not for sacrifice o... They are to be brought to my royal abode and spend some quality time with me till on the 21 of may when we will be going to camp... It's not my making o... It's the decision of the gods according to the custom and traditions... #winks... # note - they must be beautiful (very beautiful). You know the gods does not fancy uglyyyyyyyy maidens.

primusinterpares hummmmm I sorry for those ur gods and ur tradition.

laramite:
haaaaaaa sacrifice makagini. Ha mariosam but I no follow u fight make u no marry him now why dis. #smile

It's a pity,but the gods has spoken.


You only crime was "being the fairest and the most beautiful virgin in aladraada village"

When the gods asks for the best,the gods gets the best because he deserves it.

As chairman of the ghost visitors association and on behalf of all NL guests plus constant visitors who couldnt get the chance to check in on this thread today, here is to wishing miss BARONMJ a happy birthday, mazel tov.......,with hoping you had an auspicious day, and we pray you get all of your heart desires...may this new age of yours represent a stepping stone a point where you forever continue to excel to success.

Feliz cumpleanos

VillageGOAT:




mazi mariosam, my lolo 1 lyndalyn55, the only woman i can die for have said it all, we should make use of the male servants, maybe 1 male and 1 female would be used for the sacrifice to appease the gods, so that there can be equality, abi my fellow elders ray4000, ighrawveIG, sunnepa17, primuspares, okitaiji and fraiser is my suggestion ok? Let us hear your response, because the sacrifice would start in three market days, the gods have waited enough, before they send their heavenly mosquitoes to come and bite us...

Mazi villagegoat,the only man who dance the udoegwu dance naked without his third man dangling,the goat who impregnated a she-cow and she gave birth to two tortoise and a tuber of aosu yam.(,At that time, she-cow overpowers any bull that tries to climb her)

You have spoken well and oriaku lyndalyn55,made a very nice point.

But here is the problem.

1)it will be very difficult find a male virgin

2)if we eventually find one,how do we confirmed that he is a male virgin

3)the gods specifically asked for the two maidens as mentioned in my earlier post.


My Recommendation.

If we must offer a male virgin let it be

FRAISER

We know he is not a virgin,but we can can enroll him in a revirginization process,immediately we capture him.


There is an adage that says and I quote

if you are a frog muncher,choose that biggest one,so when you are accused of eating frogs,you will proudly reply them,"at least I ate the fatest one".

laramite:
primusinterpares hummmmm I sorry for those ur gods and ur tradition.

@laramite,dont mind him,once we are through with this sacrifice,a petition will be put before the umunna to start his castration process.

@primusinterpares,after the process,she can visit you freely(thats, if she is willing).

Hope the issue has been resolved

****Grabs mic***
***Clears throat**
And then talks.
Ladies and Gentleman
Industrious citizens of GC Annex.
I welcome u all to Barongmj birthday bash @IG's crib.
Please do make yourselves comfortable.
'Mi casa es su casa' like they say in Spanish.
My home is your home!
I would however crave ur indulgence and appeal to u guys on our inability to commence this grand occasion on time.
it was due to some unforseen circumstances.
Thanks for understanding.
Let me quickly add;
That you are here today simply means you make great importance the lifestyle of celebrating with people.
You see it as a way to appreciate LIFE.
And i must tell you; There's no better way to appreciate life than to celebrate with people who are celebrating any event or d other.
And as you do so, I pray that you too shall be celebrated.
Therefore, Drink up, Eat much, dance and move your bodies to the rhythm of the beats.
Let's forget our problems for awhile.
Problems will always be there, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't be merry....
For the food and drinks; It's a serve yourself format, so just get to the dining table and serve urself with whatever varieties u please.
Hmm, I don talk to much sef.
Oya Oga mc sunepa17 over to u o.
Emm, one more thing abeg, Pls if u have any special song u wanna dedicate to the celebrant pls kindly make ur request and DJ IG wud play it.
***Hands mic to Sunepa17***
Applaudise by Iyanya already playing in the background**
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BARONGMJ

giftiebrown:
my boss no vex, d engine don knock.....we dey look fr mechanic...mk una send okitaiji n Sunnepa17 to cum collect d goodies....

lolzz...so u want d king to leave his palace right dnt worry u ar unfaithful servant i will nt send u on errand again. guards ray4000 go nd get d goodies so that parry wil nt b delay

IghravweIG:
****Grabs mic***
***Clears throat**
And then talks.
Ladies and Gentleman
Industrious citizens of GC Annex.
I welcome u all to Barongmj birthday bash @IG's crib.
Please do make yourselves comfortable.
'Mi casa es su casa' like they say in Spanish.
My home is your home!
I would however crave ur indulgence and appeal to u guys on our inability to commence this grand occasion on time.
it was due to some unforseen circumstances.
Thanks for understanding.
Let me quickly add;
That you are here today simply means you make great importance the lifestyle of celebrating with people.
You see it as a way to appreciate LIFE.
And i must tell you; There's no better way to appreciate life than to celebrate with people who are celebrating any event or d other.
And as you do so, I pray that you too shall be celebrated.
Therefore, Drink up, Eat much, dance and move your bodies to the rhythm of the beats.
Let's forget our problems for awhile.
Problems will always be there, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't be merry....
For the food and drinks; It's a serve yourself format, so just get to the dining table and serve urself with whatever varieties u please.
Hmm, I don talk to much sef.
Oya Oga mc sunepa17 over to u o.
Emm, one more thing abeg, Pls if u have any special song u wanna dedicate to the celebrant pls kindly make ur request and DJ IG wud play it.
***Hands mic to Sunepa17***
Applaudise by Iyanya already playing in the background**
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BARONGMJ

Happy bday by *9ice

okitaiji:
lolzz...so u want d king to leave his palace right dnt worry u ar unfaithful servant i will nt send u on errand again. guards ray4000 go nd get d goodies so that parry wil nt b delay

Sir, its raining so every whr is full of water. May by u should call another guard.

nice work IghravweIG...U dng a nice wrk doh am yet to arrive at d parry...pls play Nigeria Jagajaga by Eedris, it is dedicated to NYSC plannin comitee

[quote author=giftiebrown post=45303769]gd day dear! glad u r feeling d vibes...Feel free to walk around ds village N if u gat any question feel free to ask...I am d Gate keeper...

noted. thanks hun

ray4000:
VillageGoat, you no go kill me with ur joke I dey laugh dey roll for ground because I know say d barber na IG.
Fraiser the sharp guy
Abeg okitaiji help me find fraiser I no see am since hin yesterday I dey miss am.

my G marvluv has locked him inside since yesterday so as to quench his feelings for boo

ukjerry:
Happy Birthday Barongmj. Wish you whatever you wish yourself. Have fun.



Been trying to a vn, but it's not working (could be I'm not doing it right) . I kukuma say make I type am.

bae where have u been? i miss u welwel. i hop u brought goodies back to d village

IamArmani:
Lol mad guys. False rumor finally!

lolz... u for nt redeem ursef u for hear am today. hop u are good

*Grab d mic 4rm DJIG* *helo tue tue* GƠ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡D evening all, is great to have you here. Here is d format/proceedure of 2day buffdae bash parrrry


1. OFFICIAL WELCOME BY THE MC: DJ IG 2. BIRTHDAY GIRL ENTERS AND DJ TO PLAY SONG 3. INTRODUCE BIRTHDAY GIRL AND ANYONE ELSE ON THE MAIN TABLE 4. MC TO SAY A JOKE TO WARM THE GUESTS UP 5. SPEECH ONE IS GENERALLY BY A FRIEND:………………………… 6. SPEECH TWO IS BY A CLOSE RELATIVE: …………………………….. 7. CROWD INTERACTION WITH FUN AND GAMES: BALLROOM DANCING COMPETITION. MC CALLS FOUR COUPLES. NORMALLY I MAKE THE BIRTHDAY GIRL CHOOSE THE COUPLES. 8. LIGHTING OF THE CANDLES ASSISTED BY:…………………… 9. BLOWING OF THE CANDLES BY BIRTHDAY GIRL 10. CUTTING OF THE CAKE BY BIRTHDAY GIRL 11. FEEDING OF THE CAKE ASSISTED BY: …………………………… 12. MC SUNNEPA SINGH TO SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND THE CROWD S IN 13. HANDING OVER OF GIFT BY: ………………………. 14. LIGHTS GO OFF AND THE SLIDE SHOW STARTS PRESENTED BY:… 15. SPEECH THREE: …………………………………. 16. MC SUNNEPA SINGH TO SAY JOKE 17. SPEECH FOUR: ………………………………….. 18. CROWD INTERACTION: VUVUZELA BLOWING COMPETITION. MC CALLS FIVE MALES AND MAKE THEM BLOW.THIS IS A RIPPER….BIRTHDAY GIRL CHOOSES THE FIVE MALES. 19. PROPOSE TOAST: …………………………………… 20. BIRTHDAY GIRLS SPEECH: ………………………………. 21. MC TAKES THE CHORDLESS MIC TO A FEW GUESTS THAT ARE SEATED AND ASK THEM TO SAY A FEW WORDS. 22. VOTE OF THANKS: ………………………………………………….. 23. BLESSING OF THE MEALS DONE BY THE MC SUNNEPA 24. MC SUNNEPA SINGH TO ANNOUNCE SUPPER (BUFFET OR TABLE SERVING) 25. MC SUNNEPA SINGH ANNOUNCES FAMILY AND FRIENDS TO TAKE PHOTO’S 26. OPENING DANCE SONG: ………………………….. 27. NON STOP PARTY TILL CLOSURE WITH DJ IG


Cc. Hubsy 2 fill d line.