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190: Wrong guy, i dont trade words! |
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house or NLanders, make una no crucify me, d latest gist is, she was in my house yesterday n it did happened, don't ask me what? i did not bother to ask if she was married n we are going to swim on Saturday, if u care to us, meet me at airport hotel swimming pool on Saturday, i will tell her after our outing on Saturday. keep u posted
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Beautful.B:Beautful.B Invigorating! |
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Beautful.B Classy! |
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Beautful.B, cute! ![]() |
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@james1, who tell u say i no fit sic gal, abeg no let me know ur GF, cos i will prove to u I can get any girl i wan in just 24hrs, we can bet, if u want. peace up |
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abeg, i neva wan die, i don laugh so te pple wey dey my side dey look me again n again, i am a swimmer, i want to let out some info, wen you are swimming, u are cold, ur sexual hormone does not response at this time except two opposite sex are swimming together n either one of them has a dirty mind n really wish to get down, even at dat, ejaculating will not come that easy, n am so sure the guys in the pool were wearing their swim pant, the girl also was wearing one, n sperm cannot survive in a clorinated water, please all does who are trying to mislead oda people my defending wat is not possible should get out of this forum. when they av giving birth i pray their daughters will give them dis same story n let see what their reaction wii be. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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love i know can heal the world, but if it doesn't, let it heal us |
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2 everybody who has made one from of contribution or the other i say thank you, let me update u a little, she call me dis evening to thank me for coming yesterday, n invited me to go swimming together a week from 2day, i plan to let her know when we eventually go swimming. i no try, but it really over btw us ![]() |
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it not funny, am really serious ![]() |
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JUST LAST NIGHT. NL, you all wont believed what happened to me just yesternite, my ex and i were in the process of coming back, i really do appreciate every thing about her, n she likes me cos am a crazy, naughty dude, who don't give a hoot about anything. for the past three month now, when i call to let her know that i will be coming to her place, she will give one excuse or the other, well, it never really bothered me, cos she was coming to my place. yesterday i decided not to go to work cos i had some personal issues to take care of, so on my way back from the island i decided to check on her unannounced. i got to her house n i meet the brother who told me she no longer stays with them as she is married. i was shocked to the marrow, i thank d brother n left, i started calling her and she wasn't picking, after about an hour later, she picked n i told her i was at her place n i was told she doesn't stay there anymore without revealing that am aware that she's married, she lied again, that she was with a friend that i should not mind them, NAIRALANDERS, please how do u think i should let her know that am aware or what should i say to her. but please she's a very bye gone for me now! Expecting, 2BLUNT, |
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was the gal counting to be able to the figure, abi na empire be her workshop or allen, abeg dem don sap all d honey wey dey dia, d moon can go to blazes, if u wan my candid advise, run! salo! kansauri, fere. haba guys
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all dis bad belle wey English dey disturb, d tread is answer a question, and then ask ur own, na wey i no get qustion to answer, well [size=8pt]FOR A MILLION DOLLA[/size] i go slap my pastor like 50 times, walk naked(i don do dat one before), F, k a ass, suck sa d, k, lick ur cl.toris like food, self-service on bbc.lol for a million dolla, if u are a girl will u cut off ur breast, n if u are a guy will u cut off ur leg for a million dolla? |
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[tr]Hmmn. Guys with the good looks abound. The question should be, where are all the responsible, good natured and God-fearing handsome men/boys?? We need to qualify these things . I dey lol ooo. [/tr] abeg guys, see weything nairaland don cause, dis gal dey call thing, i don die, kai, "maedan" that is an insult, na ur type no dey see husband marry, u dey call men thing, stupor, bozo, |
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all of una F. up, na SHAVE TO XPRESSION straight, na money be dat o, guy abeg give me d girl number
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boyfriend house boy, maga like u, ur GF wan turn u to bigger MUMU, make u too mumuishly wash am( una don break up) u if go back go meet her, beg am say washing pants don be ur hubby. bozo
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@10 years old, definitely, the girl, i will consider her to be minor, the father @40-a very big major, sleeping with the daughter, ah, that's terrible, i charge him guilty of any thing u can think of, here is my judgement , 1. He should be castrated-if not he will still take on some other 5yr old girl, if he can do it with his daughter, then who in his dictionary will be exempted, NONE 2. pepper should be used on the castrated willie, every morning and night 3.he should be made to watch Bleep films like twice in a week, 4. after six month, hang the bastard that calls himself a father 07041323224 |
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I fart in front of my girlfriend, this is how the lines goes "Baby, am coming,"she will burst out laughing knowing what i mean by that, then she will reply "mad boi", "i will still sew that ur arse for u". when she want to fart, she will say "dear, dear, ah, ah ah aaaahhhh, next time u fart 4 me i will give u double," it kinda cool 4 us, though i started it |
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i tire for our women
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abeg make una no talk say i don talk my mouth o, make una ask the girl if she dey service d guy well (1), how often (2), sey she dey gree do wetin d guy tell am if dem dey do d thing (3), it may be d reason d guy is sticking his willyboy in anoda pot that is ready to go xtra mile to make her pot of soup taste sweet n always inviting, but 2 be frank, INFIDELITY-IS A ENOUGH REASON TO END A RELATIONSHIP. if i catch my girl once, please am done with that relationship. i always tell my girl that if she can play the game, she should but i MUST never know, cos that means the polarity will change. lol
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