NewStats: 3,262,533 , 8,177,397 topics. Date: Monday, 02 June 2025 at 03:23 PM 1e5957

lol

Please what's bad if they learn it that way ... is the first letter not representing the word it self , abi is it not part of the learning ?? nigga park welll abeg
stupid posts will just be making frontpage anyhow

we r in a digital world

Spybradd:
Especially when theres a nepa bill certificate holder oga at the top (not as though the nepa bill certificate holder knows anything 'bout those digital listed by da op,sha) with hordes of drooling zombies mumbling shouting sai baba!

this made your supposed joke senseless not funny.

Change is inevitable

Funny...but change is constant.

A = ASHAW@, B = B*TCH, C = CU#T, D = D!CK, E = EJACULATIO#, F = F*CK, G = GLORYH@LE, H = H@E, I = INSEMINATION, K = KPANSH, L = LABIA, M = MOANING, N = N!PPLE, O = OVULATION, P = PUNAN|, Q = QUICKIE, R = ROUNDS, S = SPERM, T = T@T@, U = UNCLAD, V = VAJAYJAY, W = WH@RE, Y = YARINYA.

Imagine, I read it as rhyme now and my son asked me to read it again.

Jamean:
A for Android H for Hotspot N for Nairaland S for Snapchat W for Wifi

And C = for CANDYCRUSH

Multiple ways to skin a cat.

E no sweet jorh

J is for jumia

Chk my signature

Computer age

A for Anal

B for Boobs

C for Cuntt

D for Doggy

E for Errection

F for MouthAction

G for Gay

H for Hoorny

I for impregnate

j for johnson

k for Kitty kat

L for Lick

M for Masturbation

N for Nacking

O for Olosho

P for Punna

Q for Quickie

R for Ramming

S for Sex

T for Tootoo

U for Unclad

V for Virgin

x for x-videos

y for Yeah Baby

z for

Ok we don hear

I was expecting to see P for pornography

Spybradd:
Especially when theres a nepa bill certificate holder oga at the top (not as though the nepa bill certificate holder knows anything 'bout those digital listed by da op,sha) with hordes of drooling zombies mumbling shouting sai baba!

How are you better than him? You had a PHD holder, and under his regime, Nigeria was almost reduced to zero

Is it not better?

I dont see what difference this makes,provided they learn the alphabets.

Epic List.

bongolistik:
If we are not careful, Our next Generation
Kids will learn A,B,C,D...
this Way:
A is for ATM
B is for Bluetooth
C is for Chatting
D is for
E is for Email
F is for Facebook
G is for Google
H is for Hotmail
I is for instagram
J is for Java
K is for Konga
L is for Laptop
M is for Mtn
N is for Nokia
O is for Opera mini
P is for Pixmix
Q is for Quick time
R is for RAM
S is for Skype
T is for Twitter
U is for USB
V is for Vista
W is for WhatsApp
X is for Xender
Y is for Yahoo! and
Z is for Zuma
Thats what dey now teach in some schools...

I see nothing wrong about the above. You even deserve an award for putting them up.

One of the best ways of teaching is by using what is common to people.

musicwriter:


It's already like that, and it has been like that since white people installed educational fraud across Africa. When you say "A" is for Apple you're already saying the same thing. We don't own the language with which knowledge is acquired in school, in the first place. What could be more damaging than that?.

a for apple ko,do we grow apple in Nigeria?crap J for Java?how mamy kids knows about java?

A is for Android, B is for Blackberry, C is for Chinco.

Freksy:


I see nothing wrong about the above. You even deserve an award for putting them up.

One of the best ways of teaching is by using what is common to people.

Great alphabets explanations for next generation.

RalphTheToner:
A = ASHAW@, B = B*TCH, C = CU#T, D = D!CK, E = EJACULATIO#, F = F*CK, G = GLORYH@LE, H = H@E, I = INSEMINATION, K = KPANSH, L = LABIA, M = MOANING, N = N!PPLE, O = OVULATION, P = PUNAN|, Q = QUICKIE, R = ROUNDS, S = SPERM, T = T@T@, U = UNCLAD, V = VAJAYJAY, W = WH@RE, Y = YARINYA.

Hahaha, when a biology teacher is asked to read it.

YourMain:
How is learning that A is for Apple any different than A is for ATM ?

Dummy

I no see any difference between J for jug and J for jumia, na the idea matter which has been gotten.

any arts student that has written his/her jamb here? how was it? were u given calculator? how was the lit-in-english? i heard it's pretty tough, how true is it? Nphzzycute are u an arts student?

[Its already that way na. ;Dquote author=bongolistik post=43334484]If we are not careful, Our next Generation
Kids will learn A,B,C,D...
this Way:
A is for ATM
B is for Bluetooth
C is for Chatting
D is for
E is for Email
F is for Facebook
G is for Google
H is for Hotmail
I is for instagram
J is for Java
K is for Konga
L is for Laptop
M is for Mtn
N is for Nokia
O is for Opera mini
P is for Pixmix
Q is for Quick time
R is for RAM
S is for Skype
T is for Twitter
U is for USB
V is for Vista
W is for WhatsApp
X is for Xender
Y is for Yahoo! and
Z is for Zuma
Thats what dey now teach in some schools...[/quote]

YourMain:
How is learning that A is for Apple any different than A is for ATM ?

ode!!

Op.....Open your mind.




The world ain't the same.



Changes all the way.