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After reading HateU2 thread, I decided to share with you guys types of orgasm men do experience. My source is from Okey bakassi at glo bounce last year at Eko hotel.
1. The Dog crew. This types of men are very weird, when it's about time to erupt there molten magma (geography student will understand) , they hold the girl violently and start barking like a dog.. both legs shaking and continue barking for the next 10 seconds.
2.Speaking in tongue crew. These types of men are the most lovely, when it's about time to let it out, they starts saying things you don't understand, if u r sister mary, you begin to wonder if he attends oyakhilome church or mfm member.. 'chibororobo chii,, baby chirababa, chibororobo' (don't mind him, he is in the spirit) .
3.Call my name crew.. these types are a bit weird aswell, when it's about time to explode, you hear things like ' baby call me igwe, I say call me Tony, baby scream my name... shout badoo, call me tony.. . You dare not answer him, he will keep smashing your ass, you hear baby louder..
4. Promise Makers . These crews are mostly love by ladies... cuz anytime dey r about to release the bullet in their AK47, you starts hearing promises like, 'Amaka I will buy you that iPhone 6 next week',' chichi you will be the mother of my unborn children ' (ladies say this aswell.), 'I promise to die with you blessing '.. ' iku to ba ma pae, ko pami kafaya'.. most times the gals loves it.
5. Epileptic type . Most ladies on nairaland have been with these types of guys .. as they are in the promised land, and as you are about to shoot into the net. You noticed his legs nd body shaking vigorously, in a way that his tongue will be out and he will be vibrating unconsciously.
6. The silencers . These ones are not much, and from my little research, they are the active types that have sex regularly. So anytime they are about to cum, they do it professionally, even the girl might not even know the condom is filled or if it's raw, she will only noticed that her kitty Kat has been filled. They are very good lovers too.
Most of my analogies here might not be for all, and you can include yours. Ladies can also include those they have witnessed..
Note. if you have been with more than 10 guys, that means you have witnessed 10 guys moment of expulsion.. tiri gbosas for you.

why is it that today that I about to finish my fasting na him this useless op come spoil everything

mention 1 person that died of "Lack of sex"

Like if you are in these category.

vizkiz:
why is it that today that I about to finish my fasting na him this useless op come spoil everything

Why you open am.. you better start all over..

i fall six

Prettythickme, obontami, misspresident, lalasticlala, abeg helep me call their names, make dem con choose theirs and that of their bfs.

vizkiz:
why is it that today that I about to finish my fasting na him this useless op come spoil everything

Lwkmd...

Op which number you fall for na?

unilagfreshest:
After reading HateU2 thread, I decided to share with you guys types of orgasm men do experience. My source is from Okey bakassi at glo bounce last year at Eko hotel.
1. The Dog crew. This types of men are very weird, when it's about time to erupt there molten magma (geography student will understand) , they hold the girl violently and start barking like a dog.. both legs shaking and continue barking for the next 10 seconds.
2.Speaking in tongue crew. These types of men are the most lovely, when it's about time to let it out, they starts saying things you don't understand, if u r sister mary, you begin to wonder if he attends oyakhilome church or mfm member.. 'chibororobo chii,, baby chirababa, chibororobo' (don't mind him, he is in the spirit) .
3.Call my name crew.. these types are a bit weird aswell, when it's about time to explode, you hear things like ' baby call me igwe, I say call me Tony, baby scream my name... shout badoo, call me tony.. . You dare not answer him, he will keep smashing your ass, you hear baby louder..
4. Promise Makers . These crews are mostly love by ladies... cuz anytime dey r about to release the bullet in their AK47, you starts hearing promises like, 'Amaka I will buy you that iPhone 6 next week',' chichi you will be the mother of my unborn children ' (ladies say this aswell.), 'I promise to die with you blessing '.. ' iku to ba ma pae, ko pami kafaya'.. most times the gals loves it.
5. Epileptic type . Most ladies on nairaland have been with these types of girls.. as they are in the promised land, and as you are about to shoot into the net. You noticed his legs nd body shaking vigorously, in a way that his tongue will be out and he will be vibrating unconsciously.
6. The silencers . These ones are not much, and from my little research, they are the active types that have sex regularly. So anytime they are about to cum, they do it professionally, even the girl might not even know the condom is filled or if it's raw, she will only noticed that her kitty Kat has been filled. They are very good lovers too.
Most of my analogies here might not be for all, and you can include yours. Ladies can also include those they have witnessed..
Note. if you have been with more than 10 guys, that means you have witnessed 10 guys moment of expulsion.. tiri gbosas for you.

see dis op ooo......why u dey tell me this kind thing na.

E no kwansign me na!

I swear I be Epileptic type!!!!

what is orgasm anyway?I have not heard that word here under the sea

main dude fall under the last one while my left dude fall under no2 and my right dude fall under no3

I'm yet to discover my type

cruzita:
main dude fall under the last one while my left dude fall under no2 and my right dude fall under no3

Only you.. , tiri gbosas for you..

You forgot the hunch back crew

But op how many guys have u heard
Abi nah only u they make them sounds ??

BumBae:
But op how many guys have u heard
Abi nah only u they make them sounds ??

The answer is in the thread..
So answer urs abi u neva 4ck toto b4

unilagfreshest:

The answer is in the thread..
So answer urs abi u neva 4ck toto b4

Team V

BumBae:

Team V

Congrats.. oya go back to ur ps4 or Xbox abi wetin bdat.. you shouldn't be here..

vizkiz:
why is it that today that I about to finish my fasting na him this useless op come spoil everything

...you got yet another round of Fasting Itumo...start afresh

unilagfreshest:

Congrats.. oya go back to ur ps4 or Xbox abi wetin bdat.. you shouldn't be here..

Come n play nao ..

BumBae:

Come n play nao ..

don't do that anymore..

unilagfreshest:
After reading HateU2 thread, I decided to share with you guys types of orgasm men do experience. My source is from Okey bakassi at glo bounce last year at Eko hotel.
1. The Dog crew. This types of men are very weird, when it's about time to erupt there molten magma (geography student will understand) , they hold the girl violently and start barking like a dog.. both legs shaking and continue barking for the next 10 seconds.
2.Speaking in tongue crew. These types of men are the most lovely, when it's about time to let it out, they starts saying things you don't understand, if u r sister mary, you begin to wonder if he attends oyakhilome church or mfm member.. 'chibororobo chii,, baby chirababa, chibororobo' (don't mind him, he is in the spirit) .
3.Call my name crew.. these types are a bit weird aswell, when it's about time to explode, you hear things like ' baby call me igwe, I say call me Tony, baby scream my name... shout badoo, call me tony.. . You dare not answer him, he will keep smashing your ass, you hear baby louder..
4. Promise Makers . These crews are mostly love by ladies... cuz anytime dey r about to release the bullet in their AK47, you starts hearing promises like, 'Amaka I will buy you that iPhone 6 next week',' chichi you will be the mother of my unborn children ' (ladies say this aswell.), 'I promise to die with you blessing '.. ' iku to ba ma pae, ko pami kafaya'.. most times the gals loves it.
5. Epileptic type . Most ladies on nairaland have been with these types of girls.. as they are in the promised land, and as you are about to shoot into the net. You noticed his legs nd body shaking vigorously, in a way that his tongue will be out and he will be vibrating unconsciously.
6. The silencers . These ones are not much, and from my little research, they are the active types that have sex regularly. So anytime they are about to cum, they do it professionally, even the girl might not even know the condom is filled or if it's raw, she will only noticed that her kitty Kat has been filled. They are very good lovers too.
Most of my analogies here might not be for all, and you can include yours. Ladies can also include those they have witnessed..
Note. if you have been with more than 10 guys, that means you have witnessed 10 guys moment of expulsion.. tiri gbosas for you.

Which of the aforementioned categories u fall into?
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unilagfreshest:
After reading HateU2 thread, I decided to share with you guys types of orgasm men do experience. My source is from Okey bakassi at glo bounce last year at Eko hotel.
1. The Dog crew. This types of men are very weird, when it's about time to erupt there molten magma (geography student will understand) , they hold the girl violently and start barking like a dog.. both legs shaking and continue barking for the next 10 seconds.
2.Speaking in tongue crew. These types of men are the most lovely, when it's about time to let it out, they starts saying things you don't understand, if u r sister mary, you begin to wonder if he attends oyakhilome church or mfm member.. 'chibororobo chii,, baby chirababa, chibororobo' (don't mind him, he is in the spirit) .
3.Call my name crew.. these types are a bit weird aswell, when it's about time to explode, you hear things like ' baby call me igwe, I say call me Tony, baby scream my name... shout badoo, call me tony.. . You dare not answer him, he will keep smashing your ass, you hear baby louder..
4. Promise Makers . These crews are mostly love by ladies... cuz anytime dey r about to release the bullet in their AK47, you starts hearing promises like, 'Amaka I will buy you that iPhone 6 next week',' chichi you will be the mother of my unborn children ' (ladies say this aswell.), 'I promise to die with you blessing '.. ' iku to ba ma pae, ko pami kafaya'.. most times the gals loves it.
5. Epileptic type . Most ladies on nairaland have been with these types of girls.. as they are in the promised land, and as you are about to shoot into the net. You noticed his legs nd body shaking vigorously, in a way that his tongue will be out and he will be vibrating unconsciously.
6. The silencers . These ones are not much, and from my little research, they are the active types that have sex regularly. So anytime they are about to cum, they do it professionally, even the girl might not even know the condom is filled or if it's raw, she will only noticed that her kitty Kat has been filled. They are very good lovers too.
Most of my analogies here might not be for all, and you can include yours. Ladies can also include those they have witnessed..
Note. if you have been with more than 10 guys, that means you have witnessed 10 guys moment of expulsion.. tiri gbosas for you.

heheheheheh! Thanks anyway,
Which one you fall into biko?

HateU2:
heheheheheh! Thanks anyway,
Which one you fall into biko?

Is only my Gift that can answer that question oh.

unilagfreshest:

Is only my Gift that can answer that question oh.

oh! Invite her here but I guess na the barking category u will fall into

K

All I know is that I am still a VIRGIN.

I actually fall into the number 6 category I hardly make any sound if I want to cum. I one day like that I was fcccking a hoe and I was about to cum the bittch was expecting me to make stupid noise like a cow I also felt like screaming but I actually control myself. What I did is raising my head up looking at the ceiling and shooting my sperm into the condom while my dick is still inside her punanni.

obontami:
I actually fall into the number 6 category I hardly make any sound if I want to cum. I one day like that I was fcccking a hoe and I was about to cum the bittch was expecting me to make stupid noise like a cow I also felt like screaming but I actually control myself. What I did is raising my head up looking at the ceiling and shooting my sperm into the condom while my dick is still inside her punanni.

u mean am?

Cutehector:
u mean am?

I don fccck countless toto like that sef