NewStats: 3,262,366 , 8,176,942 topics. Date: Monday, 02 June 2025 at 01:38 AM 4i5l14

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Yes, being in a University is cool. As in freaking cool - to people that are yet to enter. Sometimes I wish I came in here to sleep and not write exams, after Dibu's stipulated years, I will stroll to school and collect my certificate but just as the wise ones say: "The wise
ones say".
Amongst all the things I as annoying in my school surroundings, there are special repetitive ones that I am so sure you will come across someday, if you haven't.

6. Home Work/Assignment : For crying out really loud, I stay in Hall IV, it's an Hostel and not a home. Granted, it's meant to enlighten us but what is the essence of having to submit it? Who nor do, make he rest. The wise one says "University is a free
place".

5. Lecturers teaching for 2hours+ and not taking attendance : I don't know for your faculty, but in the land of the crossives, this is a big time offence. 2hours is enough for an engine student to cover a whole sylla... (Forget BUS, trekk).

4. Time difference in sleeping : Start sleeping in class at 12pm, wake up five hours later and it will be 12:05pm. Now sleep at night with a morning class at 8am, wake up 7am and decide to sleep for 5mins, guess what time you will wake up (+_+). Why nah?

3. Alarm : Chai, alarms does not help matters at all. Thank God for snooze, if I want to wake up by 6am (after sleeping at 3am), I will have to set 3 alarms at 5am, 5:07am, 5: 23am each with its tone - Tonto Dike, thanks for that "high" song, it helps. Sha, shouldn't alarm be sensitive enough? Atleast don't interfere in my dreams!!!.

2. Monday : Why is Monday always acting like it's jealous of Sunday? For the records, sometimes I wake up on Mondays pretending not to knowing that it is really Monday. You know what is worst than waking up on monday? Knowing that the next Monday is 7days away. Wait, Monday... M-O-N-D-A Y... Damn, never knew it looks that ugly.

1. Obtainers/Thieves : Just like my teacher will say "It's a bracket". Can't find any other position to place them so, let me treat them as sub-topic.

a) Obtainers : As in, I can't walk freely at night without hiding my phones inside the unspeakables. Even money self, I thought they were only after those two things until last week - I went to see a friend at Edo street at 8pm and on my way back, I bought 4 cooked corn. Dem bros collect the corn, cut half for me say make I use am exchange my G shock watch. Ekosodin Brethren. I domo!!!

b)Thieves : Arrrgh!, Laptop, Phones, Lamp, Bags, Boxers, Singlet, Tros. All are at owners risk. The thing dey be like magic if them don move am. Just last month, my roommate filled his stove to the brim with kerosene only to come back from class to find the stove missing. Two weeks later, they returned the stove. Woo, make I rest my case. Sha, you weren't expecting the kerosene to remain in the stove init?

Sauce: http://www.uniben247.com/2015/08/6-annoying-daily-hustles.html

cc Lalasticlala , Ishilove , Godwin10 (sorry boss.. I had to )

Cc Lalasticlala

FTC.

point noted

lol.....

Having to Eat Food you would Never Even Look at When at home

very funny. I must concess!

you are a good writer guy...

Haha why is Monday always acting like it's jealous of Sunday

Great write up. Thumbs up

Nah so e suppose be....

Just here to read comment

nice

lalasticlala

Having sex with my female lecturers for some good grades.

Universities in Nigeria is full of suffering

Monday is like an attack which you sometimes wanna rebuke
As for lecturers lecturing beyond 2hrs: my taxation and biz finance lecturers then, the duo can go on for 4hrs. I trust my ing students then. They wil be like "sir, we don tire"

Hmmmmm...

Ok

bolaji3071:
FTC.

For ur mind

Hmmmm

Ok

Wake up! Rise up! Good morning Hollywood brother and sisters how was ya night... By my time it's time, wake up and wake up your scouter, wake up and wake up your reading mate... To worship our creator, to worship our maker...
That's my fvck1ng alarm

dont even know what to say here.

I'll just

Lol....although I can't fully relate yet....JAMB no gree me

I don put my pishure....lol check my profile for details

Photocopies

Please who can help me with a site where I can watch movies online? Especially complete episode of throne.

na Obtainers wey full everywhere...
keep ur phone for ur side turn head for one second....
e don shift

Mehn. You just speak everything for here OP.

photocopy ko easy.