NewStats: 3,263,147 , 8,179,255 topics. Date: Wednesday, 04 June 2025 at 08:29 PM 274a23

Heeeii, oya swear!

1. If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
2. If you didn't play rubber band.
3. If you never bathed in the rain.
4. If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
5. If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake
up on the bed
6. If u didn't throw your milk tooth on the
roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
7. If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of
bathing when going to school.
8. If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed
with friends.
9. If you never flew a kite.
10. If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand.
11. If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen
so that no one will steal it.
12. If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d
lights went off.
13. If u neva waved at white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter
14. If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under
mango trees at nights
15. If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it
ur car!
16. If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while
walking in the street.
17. If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd
sand witout fire.
18. If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle
cover.....
If you did not do any of this... then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!

Oya choose which one u did.

Do you knw it is not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw.
Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now. :
I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living".

D song in church saying " o singo singo, praise d Lord", is actually " o sing my soul and praise d Lord. I knw u are singing it now again, Confess.! are u guilty.

Make i no lie,I SWEAR I DID ALL

Am guilty as charged

I did almost all....heheheheheehehehehehehe.....lol @ sandalili and singo singo...I swear I didn't knw until now

I did all

Cool! I did almost everything!

Halos it's nice to see you here.

Born in 80s

Ewuro4:
Cool! I did almost everything!

Halos it's nice to see you here.

Thanks bro

majamajic:


Born in 80s

Kai
baba u don old o

lol...busted

Sunday school teachers be like praise da lord osingo singo praise da lord chai person mumu o no be small ...didn't do a few of them tho

I loved the sand construction so much...

Try number the list...nice write up

I did almost all...but the one I did most was the waving hands to white birds......we would say ''lekeleke basimi omu dudu lo omu funfun bowale''...

Lol......... I swear I did almost all not everything especially the acting part ehnnnn.... Remberd I used to form baby doll with cloth n will use the clothes we used wen we were small to dress it up....moisef n my younger sista.

Growing Up was really fun unlike now that we. Have Ben10 n lots more... Mtchewww


The nursery rhymes tho... Just getting to know that now

kalufelix:
lol...busted

Sunday school teachers be like praise da lord osingo singo praise da lord chai person mumu o no be small ...didn't do a few of them tho

I loved the sand construction so much...

Try number the list...nice write up

Lol.

Done

If table soccer were to be an Olympic sport i would have a gallery of gold medals...
we would contribute small small money and organize a winner takes all championship ...when am participating the rest is history...lol
chai childhood was fun walai

spicy244:
Lol......... I swear I did almost all not everything especially the acting part ehnnnn.... Remberd I used to form baby doll with cloth n will use the clothes we used wen we were small to dress it up....moisef n my younger sista.

Growing Up was really fun unlike now that we. Have Ben10 n lots more... Mtchewww


The nursery rhymes tho... Just getting to know that now

yeah it was more practical and adventurous then unlike now

some corrupt kids go use the papa and mama acting medium molest their selves....lol
but make i talk true i no do am o

kalufelix:

yeah it was more practical and adventurous then unlike now

some corrupt kids go use the papa and mama acting medium molest their selves....lol
but make i talk true i no do am o

Lol. How u take know

Lolz,i always laugh wen I c Mariam doin all dis coz av once done it........I fink I did all [code][/code]

Lolz.
I had this small round iron I do ride wit a spook we called a wheel.

Used cartons to construct a car we pushed also wit a spook.

Had sometin we called a Boreas or sumtin... Cant really

I try make I become chuk Norris even for war start,

Had different tires wit different car names for different errands...



Lwkm.... nowadays everybody d form ajebo even my little sis sings shakiti bobo while hitting play station.

Hahaha.. good ol' memories .. Childhood was the best times

Coming 2 comment later

I can picture you doing these things harlos.

texanomaly:
I can picture you doing these things harlos.

I did almost everythinv
Including the 'o singo singo and sandalili sandalili'

I couldnt stop laughing when i saw what it actually means

There is no way you would escape doing at least one of this as a Nigerian kid

Princeparix:
Lolz.
I had this small round iron I do ride wit a spook we called a wheel.

Used cartons to construct a car we pushed also wit a spook.

Had sometin we called a Boreas or sumtin... Cant really

I try make I become chuk Norris even for war start,

Had different tires wit different car names for different errands...



Lwkm.... nowadays everybody d form ajebo even my little sis sings shakiti bobo while hitting play station.

We use to gather plastic paint covers then, any iron hanger we see will be converted to the riding stick...

Lol. Na im be say u get fleet of cars then

I didn't do anyone jare

harlos:



We use to gather plastic paint covers then, any iron hanger we see will be converted to the riding stick...

Lol. Na im be say u get fleet of cars then

I get Ferraris the sultan of Brunei that time.

Princeparix:
Lolz.
I had this small round iron I do ride wit a spook we called a wheel.

Used cartons to construct a car we pushed also wit a spook.

Had sometin we called a Boreas or sumtin... Cant really

I try make I become chuk Norris even for war start,

Had different tires wit different car names for different errands...



Lwkm.... nowadays everybody d form ajebo even my little sis sings shakiti bobo while hitting play station.

yea , it is called Boris , was. d specialist then in the early 80's, I use to surcharge guys for every Boris car I construct, my DSD use to be an automobile engr so , getting the bearing (called boritz)wasn't a problem then. this days kidos are just note exposed than our generation o, recall I use to take my bath outside in jss3 way back in 89/90',I really doubt if any one can do DAT even in js1, we use to. take our bath in groups, Boys and d girls separately though.our Level of innocence was so high unlike now ,wey every body dey over shine eye in 3D

gidjah:
yea , it is called Boris , was. d specialist then in the early 80's, I use to surcharge guys for every Boris car I construct, my DSD use to be an automobile engr so , getting the bearing (called boritz)wasn't a problem then. this days kidos are just note exposed than our generation o, recall I use to take my bath outside in jss3 way back in 89/90',I really doubt if any one can do DAT even in js1, we use to. take our bath in groups, Boys and d girls separately though.our Level of innocence was so high unlike now ,wey every body dey over shine eye in 3D

Yea and they tell us "is a computer age" while every day we keep losing the pure nature of our beliefs, ethics and culture to modernisation.

I for one have no problem with modernisation but will only modernisation tempered and controlled by the creative and integrative elements of tradition.

I did just few out of your list man

gidjah:
yea , it is called Boris , was. d specialist then in the early 80's, I use to surcharge guys for every Boris car I construct, my DSD use to be an automobile engr so , getting the bearing (called boritz)wasn't a problem then. this days kidos are just note exposed than our generation o, recall I use to take my bath outside in jss3 way back in 89/90',I really doubt if any one can do DAT even in js1, we use to. take our bath in groups, Boys and d girls separately though.our Level of innocence was so high unlike now ,wey every body dey over shine eye in 3D

Lol, i that too,even after taking bath in the rain, mom will tell us to clean ourself with clean tap water
they told us then that it is not good

Nowadys children...hmm thier eye shine 3D sef

dre11:
I did just few out of your list man

Chai! U don miss plenty fun be dat... ajebota