NewStats: 3,262,856 , 8,178,373 topics. Date: Tuesday, 03 June 2025 at 08:11 PM 2m1i6n

i do not know what to do, what do i tell her

you joking right?

so in the spirit of that joke i will say

whatever you and her had is over for 10lifetimes

walk away and allow mother daughter mend their differences

but if you weren't joking


a dog comes to mind

POSTER

You are a bleating liar!

No be ur type

What a gory story!! May God forgive u

Your girlfriend's mother must be hot.

what do you want me to do? oniro oshi

lordmassac:

what do you want me to do? oniro oshi

mk u help tell the gal say her mama sweet well well.

Congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Atleast we have a record breaker

@Post
after testing the two, which is beta?

U tell your gf that you will definitely make her 1st wife and her motha 2nd wife. There! That settles everything

You bloody liar

Sounds bogus. . .
But if it's true, I think u should do what you think. . .

You shud have asked ur gf to u guys so u can have a party
Arindin

tales by moonlight,

And may you die on your wife's mother.You don't have to say amen,i and 10 of my friends have said it for you.
You are thinking of what to TELL your girlfriend eh? Wait until her father finishes thinking of what to DO to you!

It happens so guys, don't act as if it doesn't,

What about someone that slept with his sister, his girlfriend's sister, His cousin and sister's friend? doesn't that happen too?

lorenzo407:

Re: Help! My Girlfriend Caught Me With Her Mother On Bed

I am very annoyed by posters writing bad english \ .Though I know some topics are very important and we often neglect these flaws.Let's make it a point to correct a wrong post before making our entries,

In bed not on bed

Lol, he must have been very confused not to have noticed his grammatical errors

@poster,

u re greedy, after cruxing the gal u went 4 her mama, wow i know u also tasted her sisters.
but mind u, her father is after u. beta run 4 ur life.

tink i love his joke,

am not gonna take that except he tells us how it all happened

Has Nairaland turned to a joking site or what?, This ain't funny though

Hey poster,
Do we look like kids or what. This is nairaland not nairalie.

@ topic

WONDERFUL!

@ poster

WONDERFUL LIAR!

JESUS KRIST OF KILIMANJANRO _{chei na die you dey mahn}

Im sure her mum na SEXY DRACULA

Another, dumb, unrealistic story that nairalanders are falling over themselves to give tatafo advice about. If it is not this, it is one dumb nuisance asking for unbelievably obvious advice ("My wife's sister is seducing me, should I give in to her?"

This used to be the most interesting section of nairaland but its just plain stupid now.

just see how you've disgraced yourself! omo oshi

that thing between your legs are meant to be controlled!

nevertheless,

if we use one hand to beat a pikin na the second hand we go take beg am!

if not because of the , i would have called you a dog not an ordinary dog but a public dog!

i guess you need to continue the relationship with the two of them and make sure you record all observations!

We know that one day your name will enter guiness book of record and you will do us proud like nwankwo kanu!

go and be successful in the game of bedmantics!

guy u are the bomb. hit her on after all na she open up for u

@poster
of all places why would u have sex where u girlfriend could catch u guys??
original greedy mumu.

NOTIN DO U.

Poster,

try the did the second time,
_{your gf will love you more}

daunce

all of una wey dey yab me no sabi advice person, weather it is true or not just play on.

see you are earth bound and hail bound , and ask GOD for forgiveness and forgive your self too.and get on ur knees and pray,equally go to duetronomy 22 vs 22 and read what bible said about sleeping with another man`s wife.you are under a course,later in life don't say that any body is against you.the seed you sow your shall reap in 100 floods.earlier the better for you to seek the face of God for forgiveness.with your sack cloth and ashes all over your face as Israelites did when they offended God.let her mercy come upon you.