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i entered church during praise and worship time due to late coming. after my short prayer, i ed in the praise.


my fear came when the lady by myself who was clapping and singing stylishly hit my ''nyash'' >:

i thought it was an accident and wanted to avoid any stories so i stopped my dancing a little and was just clapping and singing. again she flayed her right hiddenly and nearly hit my P E N I S.

i was like "'i dont want wahala in church o''. though i am on a non dating sabatical till further notice after being scammed b my last girlfriend in january (thief).

yet again she hit me slightly during prayer section. the space i gave her was a bit wide to avoid her blows to my hardwares.>:

pls dont say i was imagining things in my head, those hits were not an accident.


is this ladies' ways to get a brother?

Which church is that,bro?

this one strong oo

prettythicksme:
this one strong oo

lol na better eleyi gini gan

42n8dzydoo:
Which church is that,bro?

RCCG

Choir are spoilt eh..

Cutehector:
lol na better eleyi gini gan

hector its true. i have never had such experience before.

manuelpepper:
hector its true. i have never had such experience before.

lol. I understand. Girls do dat to me a lot. I mean usin dr bodies to touch me. Just enjoy it while it lasts bro

An olosho is giving you green light in church and you are asking us if that is the new way they find husbands?

Maybe she crushes on you that's a big sign u need to summon courage and approach her

It must be Redeemed

Cutehector:
lol. I understand. Girls do dat to me a lot. I mean usin dr bodies to touch me. Just enjoy it while it lasts bro

bro....what enjoyment? she was indirectly ''tapping my current'' and you say i should enjoy it?

if it was a guy that did that to her she may scream and embarrass him there.

Guy Run o. . . Oloshos are now attending churches in bid to get a husband/customers. . .

Some of Them even dey attend my church sef

This ladies no go spoil the world for us

phabuloz:
Maybe she crushes on you that's a big sign u need to summon courage and approach her

choi....its too late. i may never see her again. the hip there are up to 1000 plus in a single service

She wants the D.

alberto2k:
Guy Run o. . . Oloshos are now attending churches in bid to get a husband/customers. . .

Some of Them even dey attend my church sef

Mumu who asked u if they attend your church

manuelpepper:
bro....what enjoyment? she was indirectly ''tapping my current'' and you say i should enjoy it?

if it was a guy that did that to her she may scream and embarrass him there.

so u want to scream and embarass her right? Ur choice.

naijaboiy:
An olosho is giving you green light in church and you are asking us if that is the new way they find husbands?

i dont want olosho mr nairaland. maybe u should give me marieolae in exchange for olosho. *tongue out*

manuelpepper:
i entered church during praise and worship time due to late coming. after my short prayer, i ed in the praise.


my fear came when the lady by myself who was clapping and singing stylishly hit my ''nyash'' >:

i thought it was an accident and wanted to avoid any stories so i stopped my dancing a little and was just clapping and singing. again she flayed her right hiddenly and nearly hit my P E N I S.

i was like "'i dont want wahala in church o''. though i am on a non dating sabatical till further notice after being scammed b my last girlfriend in january (thief).

yet again she hit me slightly during prayer section. the space i gave her was a bit wide to avoid her blows to my hardwares.>:

pls dont say i was imagining things in my head, those hits were not an accident.


is this ladies' ways to get a [size=40pt]sexmate?[/size]

[size=14pt] she has been starved of sex and in hint of her frustrations she decided to delve into large gatherings looking for the annointed one [/size]

stephenqueen:

Mumu who asked u if they attend your church

ode, u want lash any of them?

Hmm

Orijin101:
It must be Redeemed

amen origin....but how? u attend redeem too?

alberto2k:
Guy Run o. . . Oloshos are now attending churches in bid to get a husband/customers. . .

Some of Them even dey attend my church sef

how do you cope in your church?

He doesn't own me, so how is that possible?

manuelpepper:
i dont want olosho mr nairaland. maybe u should give me marieolae in exchange for olosho. *tongue out*

manuelpepper:
i dont want olosho mr nairaland. maybe u should give me marieolae in exchange for olosho. *tongue out*

Lol,,carry go

manuelpepper:
choi....its too late. i may never see her again. the hip there are up to 1000 plus in a single service

mehn you can still see her if nature wishes

its not a new trick abeg, its just ur own personal devil's angel

stephenqueen:
This ladies no go spoil the world for us

them no dey fear God again ooo. even in his presence.

Hmmm bros na God save you she no heat your eye

manuelpepper:
how do you cope in your church?

I goto church early and sit at the front row or goto the technical room to watch from the TV

rokiatu:
She wants the D.

rokiatu....do u mean the D as in the D to the I to the C to the K?