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First Dates they say determine whether there would be a second one or even a relationship following. When it goes awkward, you can barely endure to the end of it..

Let's get to business....
I met this guy on Facebook and we got chatting. one thing led to another and we exchanged numbers. We talked for a while and he requested we meet up so I fixed the time. The day came and I looked good to meet him.
On getting there we exchanged pleasantries and ordered something to eat. Mehn the eating period was boring, he didn't utter a single word. I tried making it fun by asking some questions but the dude was so monosyllabic. Oboi na so I rush my food sharpaly and told him I had something to catch up. Since then I never picked his calls.

Let's hear yours.......

Brb...let me think

Yea. She wasn't d typ of gurl I needed. So my mind wasn't totaly into d date....

mayb d guy is a shy type... or he dey try observe table manners..

Some people don't talk when they are eating.

Tallesty1:
Some people don't talk when they are eating.

a date doesn't mean it must be in d restaurant! Hian tallesty.

He kept on licking his lips.....

Cutehector:
a date doesn't mean it must be in d restaurant! Hian tallesty.

Read the op again sir

akinsal:
mayb d guy is a shy type... or he dey try observe table manners..

If ah hear

TR0UBLeMaKeR:
He kept on licking his lips.....

Lol.....He was enjoying the food more than ya presence

Cutehector:
Yea. She wasn't d typ of gurl I needed. So my mind wasn't totaly into d date....

Oops......was it in appearance?

I had one from here that I picked up at a agreed location. She got in my vehicle,and sniffed the air, and said my vehicle smelled like weed And then went on a crazy tirade on how she hates weed smokers, and that they are the scum of the earth.
I told her I do not smoke weed, and that no one has ever smoked weed in my vehicle. She started screaming that I was a liar, and making this huge scene, and ranting on, and on about her hatred for weed smokers. I shoved her out of my car, and raced away. F**king lunatic.

Tallesty1:
Some people don't talk when they are eating.

But they should if its a date

mizkeleke:

Oops......was it in appearance?

yes. its a bad thing ryt?

mizkeleke:

If ah hear

You know what? The guy lost interest in you.

Cutehector:
yes. its a bad thing ryt?

Not really

mizkeleke:

Not really

cuz I realy dnt like wen ppo most esp girls tel me crap wen I tel dem I really am nad attracted to girls who aint cute. Buh dey do dat a lot when dey come up wit lists frm wat they want in a guy

mizkeleke:
First Dates they say determine whether there would be a second one or even a relationship following. When it goes awkward, you can barely endure to the end of it..

Let's get to business....
I met this guy on Facebook and we got chatting. one thing led to another and we exchanged numbers. We talked for a while and he requested we meet up so I fixed the time. The day came and I looked good to meet him.
On getting there we exchanged pleasantries and ordered something to eat. Mehn the eating period was boring, he didn't utter a single word. I tried making it fun by asking some questions but the dude was so monosyllabic. Oboi na so I rush my food sharpaly and told him I had something to catch up. Since then I never picked his calls.

Let's hear yours.......

LOLzzzzz!!! Guess he was stunned by ur beauty.

kinglekan:


LOLzzzzz!!! Guess he was stunned by ur beauty.

Hehehehe......

I've never had a boring date. I will always find something interesting to say or do.

Enegod:
I had one from here that I picked up at a agreed location. She got in my vehicle,and sniffed the air, and said my vehicle smelled like weed And then went on a crazy tirade on how she hates weed smokers, and that they are the scum of the earth.
I told her I do not smoke weed, and that no one has ever smoked weed in my vehicle. She started screaming that I was a liar, and making this huge scene, and ranting on, and on about her hatred for weed smokers. I shoved her out of my car, and raced away. F**king lunatic.

loool

Enegod:
I had one from here that I picked up at a agreed location. She got in my vehicle,and sniffed the air, and said my vehicle smelled like weed And then went on a crazy tirade on how she hates weed smokers, and that they are the scum of the earth.
I told her I do not smoke weed, and that no one has ever smoked weed in my vehicle. She started screaming that I was a liar, and making this huge scene, and ranting on, and on about her hatred for weed smokers. I shoved her out of my car, and raced away. F**king lunatic.

Bwahahha this got me cracking.
That babe sef.......

Nah........
Some were kinda boring @ first tho with their mono syllabic answer..... But as soon as I work my magic, she'll be laughing and extremely chit-chatty in no time...

P.S: Am I d only one who thinks the restaurant setting 4 a first date is getting too played out and boring sef... Can't we have a first date @ a zoo or sth 4 a change?

i had a date with this girl who wouldnt talk.
i talked, talked and talked. she didnt respond.
it got to a point where i started singing, with my cracked voice. still the girl kept mute.
i got up and said 'nne, you know what, Byee bye. a naba go m be anyi'. and left.

When I'm nervous I talk a lot... and I've dated a few shy guys. When they get nervous they don't talk at all. So we compliment each other until we get comfortable lol

Have you ever heard of the table manner 'Dont talk while eating'?

@ mizkeleke

Why should you dine with your date on a first date, are you that hungry?
Why not drinks or something else?

kelvin100:
@ mizkeleke

Why should you have dine with your date on a first date, are you that hungry?
Why not drinks or something else?

Lol.......Sometimes sha

SkinnyDude:
i had a date with this girl who wouldnt talk.
i talked, talked and talked. she didnt respond.
it got to a point where i started singing, with my cracked voice. still the girl kept mute.
i got up and said 'nne, you know what, Byee bye. a naba go m be anyi'. and left.

Lol.......Very funny. D babe no just try

IAmBhijay:
Nah........
Some were kinda boring @ first tho with their mono syllabic answer..... But as soon as I work my magic, she'll be laughing and extremely chit-chatty in no time...

P.S: Am I d only one who thinks the restaurant setting 4 a first date is getting too played out and boring sef... Can't we have a first date @ a zoo or sth 4 a change?

Hmmmmmm I buy d zoo idea.

@ IAmBhijay......What's ya magic mbok

mizkeleke:

Lol.......Sometimes sha

Then you shouldn't be surprised to get more boring first dates. Who wants to choke on his food on a first day?

I'll rather remain mute until I'm done with the food or ignore the food and talk instead.