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IsiAbuncha(m): 2:49pm On Oct 15, 2015

omitooguns:

hw u take no ilesa ...u sef don go spy abi

No major town for Nigeria wey I never enter, especially for West.
Ilorin, Abeokuta, Oshogbo and Ogbomosho (My Uncles marry from doz sides), Ilesa, Ibadan, Ore, Akure, name it!
I don tey for travel o

elmisti(m): 2:50pm On Oct 15, 2015

Walspring:
keriBaby

It's 12 noon and God have listened to our request because door of unbelievable favour has opened unto us.. Amen

Seems u ar high on elephant grass...keri av gone to her village...so she wnt be online for 3 days cus na NAPEP she take

ademasta(m): 2:50pm On Oct 15, 2015

omitooguns:

funny man....No worry 21st don reach we go no hw far den..

Lol

elmisti(m): 2:52pm On Oct 15, 2015

IsiAbuncha:

No major town for Nigeria wey I never enter, especially for West.
Ilorin, Abeokuta, Oshogbo and Ogbomosho (My Uncles marry from doz sides), Ilesa, Ibadan, Ore, Akure, name it!
I don tey for travel o

Onirinkurin sombori

IsiAbuncha(m): 2:53pm On Oct 15, 2015

elmisti:

Seems u ar high on elephant grass...keri av gone to her village...so she wnt be online for 3 days cus na NAPEP she take

Keri tell me say na canoe she go use enter village, then from the water-park to her village house she go enter napep.
E fit take more than 3days sef, she fit no come online till after 21st o

2el(m): 2:55pm On Oct 15, 2015

Hi Uniqueness01....howdy ?

elmisti(m): 2:55pm On Oct 15, 2015

IsiAbuncha:

Keri tell me say na canoe she go use enter village, then from the water-park to her village house she go enter napep.
E fit take more than 3days sef, she fit no come online till after 21st o

She go don grow muscle well b4 camp...cuz to paddle canoe no go easy o

IsiAbuncha(m): 2:56pm On Oct 15, 2015

elmisti:

Onirinkurin sombori

Egbon e daku n oh! Na when I small I waka most of doz waka so na my elder ones dey carry me

DonPsymon(m): 2:57pm On Oct 15, 2015

Danator:
No vex o. Hope say she don pack her clothes giv u to wash?

#ignored

elmisti(m): 2:57pm On Oct 15, 2015

2el:
Hi Uniqueness01....howdy ?

IsiAbuncha(m): 2:58pm On Oct 15, 2015

elmisti:

She go don grow muscle well b4 camp...cuz to paddle canoe no go easy o

Na true you talk o, her arm dey measure like 19cm before.
When she come back e go don be like Iyanya own, all doz kain 40cm naim her arm go measure

DonPsymon(m): 2:58pm On Oct 15, 2015

Abdul4trust1:
Donpsymon, cry for what?

elmisti(m): 2:59pm On Oct 15, 2015

IsiAbuncha:

Egbon e daku n oh! Na when I small I waka most of doz waka so na my elder ones dey carry me

Kikiki....u shld be grateful...ntn is cooler than goin places

omitooguns(m): 2:59pm On Oct 15, 2015

IsiAbuncha:

No major town for Nigeria wey I never enter, especially for West.
Ilorin, Abeokuta, Oshogbo and Ogbomosho (My Uncles marry from doz sides), Ilesa, Ibadan, Ore, Akure, name it!
I don tey for travel o

waoo

i doff my cap oo...u no go get thrilled by life for those places again....

Me just dey look like waaaaooo shocked

....as in fresh air, gentle people, green leaves left and right, fresh air...and ...quiet place....the funniest tin b say i no tell any1 say i dey go Osun...i just zoomed off....i see so many C'14 CM...men rural life make sense ooo cheesy

DonPsymon(m): 2:59pm On Oct 15, 2015

KingJB:

Imagine if Abiola, Aare and others came unannounced .... *meanwhile, donpsymon is still cleaning shoes*
And you are receiving perks.. ....
How will you feel?

Be giving council like 345 grin

Y'all aint got nothing on me and my boo grin

I don't know what else to say to y'all cheesy

elmisti(m): 3:01pm On Oct 15, 2015

IsiAbuncha:

Na true you talk o, her arm dey measure like 19cm before.
When she come back e go don be like Iyanya own, all doz kain 40cm naim her arm go measure

LMAO!...so u mean say by d tym keribaby go enta village, her muscles go don be like serena williams own

DonPsymon(m): 3:02pm On Oct 15, 2015

I don't know how else to explain this to y'all but...

*whatever I and goodyboo does is our bidzness cheesy

*We LOVE each other and we're inseparable cheesy

Why's y'all mad anyway

Thought I should address this before replying to mentions...

And mistabiola

Padi mi chop knuckle jare grin

DonPsymon(m): 3:02pm On Oct 15, 2015

itoski:

Indeed There is no good deed...so after I av allowed u to crash in my room u com fit open mouth they tell me say I be gateman...issorite...polish goodyboo shoe finish make u go find anoda gateman where go give u shelter Di's nyt
U fink say u no need CV be employed as gateman Di's my work minimum requirement na 2:1

You never hear of GB Dons estate

elmisti(m): 3:03pm On Oct 15, 2015

omitooguns:

waoo i doff my cap oo...u no go get thrilled by life for those places again....

Me just dey look like waaaaooo ....as in fresh air, gentle people, green leaves left and right, fresh air...and ...quiet place....the funniest tin b say i no tell any1 say i dey go Osun...i just zoomed off....i see so many C'14 CM...men rural life make sense ooo

Rural life

Rural foods

Rural pekus

Bro, if u taste dose three things, u will curse rural- urban migration......but den there is rural jazz

DonPsymon(m): 3:05pm On Oct 15, 2015

mistabiola:

★★★An act of mental Slavery.... So you can't even employ a common houseboy like (itoski) to do the polishing for you.... And D guy sabi Cobbler work wella

★★★~ ©Mistabiola®

See ehn... Itoski doesn't have the qualifications to run house boy errands in my house na grin

+ goodyboo has maids... But 1s in a while... We do cray things for ourselves... We aint about that too formal lifestyle cheesy

Like today I clean her shoes...

Tomoro she cleans mine...

Its jes our thingy cheesy

DonPsymon(m): 3:06pm On Oct 15, 2015

ademasta:
Hmmm... I no even knw wetin to talk self

Lol... Baba how you dey?

omitooguns(m): 3:06pm On Oct 15, 2015

elmisti:

Rural life

Rural foods

Rural pekus

Bro, if u taste dose three things, u will curse rural- urban migration......but den there is rural jazz

i cant wait to taste all dos @ AKS ...except for d boldened wink

#TeamUrbanPekus grin

DonPsymon(m): 3:07pm On Oct 15, 2015

Bet mistabiola grin

#randomthought

Itoski can sha good for house boy o cool

I be like "itoski, wash the car" grin

DonPsymon(m): 3:08pm On Oct 15, 2015

goodyboo:

note: he's no cleaning d shoe as a cobbler
he's doing dat to prove to every1 that he's a perfect gentleman.
I know I'm a princess already cos his love makes me feel so.

...And she's always got my back grin

elmisti(m): 3:09pm On Oct 15, 2015

omitooguns:

i cant wait to taste all dos @ AKS ...except for d boldened #TeamUrbanPekus

So basically, u want to enta rural Aks and not service their pekus....bro that sound like a crime...u beta stay urbn if u ar nt ready to serve selflessly....

DonPsymon(m): 3:10pm On Oct 15, 2015

Danator:
No vex o. Hope say she don pack her clothes giv u to wash?

You the find house boy job?

Ma for employ you undecided

IsiAbuncha(m): 3:10pm On Oct 15, 2015

omitooguns:

waoo i doff my cap oo...u no go get thrilled by life for those places again....

Me just dey look like waaaaooo ....as in fresh air, gentle people, green leaves left and right, fresh air...and ...quiet place....the funniest tin b say i no tell any1 say i dey go Osun...i just zoomed off....i see so many C'14 CM...men rural life make sense ooo

To an extent rural life dey make sense sha.
Once you get comfortable house, good water and near adequate power supply u no need anything again

The place go make u realise say city life no worth am,
If you enter Ilesa especially, ur mind go tell u say "sori ninu aye yi, kosi anything ta a mu wa, kosi anything ta wa mu pada lo" cheesy

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DonPsymon(m): 3:11pm On Oct 15, 2015

itoski:
u deserve better goodyboo....u nid Mr capable in ur lyf

You're slowly becoming a snitch...

And my oh my! undecided

I'd like to feast on ya when the time comes undecided

IsiAbuncha(m): 3:11pm On Oct 15, 2015

elmisti:

LMAO!...so u mean say by d tym keribaby go enta village, her muscles go don be like serena williams own

Serena dey learn where keri dey!

DonPsymon(m): 3:12pm On Oct 15, 2015

goodyboo:
I know and Iv gat him already. Donpsymon

Boo of life! cheesy

Thanks dear... Should we employ him as a house boy

elmisti(m): 3:14pm On Oct 15, 2015

IsiAbuncha:

Serena dey learn where keri dey!

*hahahaha*....

DonPsymon(m): 3:15pm On Oct 15, 2015

hayzed2:

That one go hard to overturn ooo

And match don finish already...

Soo

Scores CAN'T be settled.

Okay lemme come out plain cheesy

We come on here to socialize eh?

We meet many people... So if some don't wanna roll with you, make dem jejely #TeamSwerve grin

We can always make new friends! That's the trill of it!

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