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RibaduFan(m): 7:08pm On Dec 23, 2008
Am short about 4 ft. Very dark in complexion, with a very big head and enormous K leg. Havent had a girl friend in 20 years. What do i do?
eminemkayc: 7:17pm On Dec 23, 2008
belivers luv world nd there'l b a complete turn around
RibaduFan(m): 7:19pm On Dec 23, 2008
Really?
MissyB1(m): 7:21pm On Dec 23, 2008
Lol!!! grin grin grin
dollyn(f): 7:23pm On Dec 23, 2008
@poster.men ur situation is so sad.but never mind u wl find ur match.best of luck lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Emperoh(m): 7:27pm On Dec 23, 2008
lol!!! nld UNA NO GO KILLI ME OOHHH!!!
RibaduFan(m): 7:32pm On Dec 23, 2008
Come people

Give me practicable advice. Tell me what to do to attract beautiful girls like Abani
dollyn(f): 7:39pm On Dec 23, 2008
@poster.who is abani?or do u mean agbani darego?
eminemkayc: 7:47pm On Dec 23, 2008
Iv told u 2 go 2 christ embassy! Go there nd d choir or b an usher nd ladies wud b at ur beck nd call!
mike1609: 7:52pm On Dec 23, 2008
i have some lyrics that u just might need to make the magic happen if u need it holla at me at [email protected]
thanks
Re: Help! Girls Dont Like Me by Nobody: 8:06pm On Dec 23, 2008
Am short about 4 ft. Very dark in complexion, with a very big head and enormous K leg. Havent had a girl friend in 20 years. What do i do?


An obvious lie. Do you know what 4 feet is? Ok, you just want attention, i get it. Please reduce the drama tongue
omega25red(m): 8:11pm On Dec 23, 2008
why not work on your self (confidence, financial situation, health) instead of worrying about women.

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Re: Help! Girls Dont Like Me by Nobody: 8:38pm On Dec 23, 2008
mike1609:

i have some lyrics that u just might need to make the magic happen if u need it holla at me at [email protected]
thanks

If lyrics work for a girl, then you should probably reconsider her.
chamotex(m): 8:52pm On Dec 23, 2008
yemmyse:

Am short about 4 ft. Very dark in complexion, with a very big head and [b]enormous K leg[/b]. Havent had a girl friend in 20 years. What do i do?

bad combinations grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Just pray hard . . . . . there is still hope

this is a fat lie tho
Tatase(f): 8:55pm On Dec 23, 2008
Na wa o. Completetly rotfl.  grin

Ok but just in case you're serious and not being funny, I apologize for laughing.

You are concentrating too much on the things that are wrong with you. Most girls like confident (don't read this to mean cocky) men. Look around you, is it like you've never seen short and unusual-looking married men.

Go to places where you'll meet single ladies (e.g. singles fellowship at church is usually a hotspot), but because we can all also be shallow, go in with the intention to make friends. As they get to know you as a person and get to be friends, I'm sure someone will overlook the physical once they get to know you.

So don't give up hope. I think there's someone out there for everyone.
zheroes(m): 8:56pm On Dec 23, 2008
@ topic,

when you dont like yourself,  who will? see how you described yourself, you must be joking!
Moonstone(f): 8:58pm On Dec 23, 2008
yemmyse:

Am short about 4 ft. Very dark in complexion, with a very big head and enormous K leg. Havent had a girl friend in 20 years. What do i do?
You're a joker. . . if this is really true. There's someone for every one. You'll survive. Just keep praying and hoping.
GoodMuyis(m): 9:00pm On Dec 23, 2008
well the only thing you can is just get Jennifer Lopez Or Beyonce , then ask then for friendship first, later you can turn that real relationship. I
hope that realy help get your size


i wish u goodluck finding them grin
Re: Help! Girls Dont Like Me by Nobody: 9:09pm On Dec 23, 2008
Yemisi, is this a joke? angry angry angry
dayokanu(m): 9:15pm On Dec 23, 2008
Yemi,

Sharap!!! I would show this to HER!!!

Anyway if you need one Ennyluv is still waiting.

Aki and Pawpaw are the most eligible bachelors in Naija and their description matches yours.
tmoney11(m): 9:24pm On Dec 23, 2008
na wa oooo. grin
OBVIOUS(m): 9:27pm On Dec 23, 2008
If you make enough money, GIRLS WILL LOVE YOU.


Look at Donald trump and many of our UGLY nigerian politicians walking around with young beauriful babes
Re: Help! Girls Dont Like Me by Nobody: 9:36pm On Dec 23, 2008
U have a very little problem. . . I've helped people with your kinda problem and now they look better with women licking them like sugar. . .

Just wear Hills. . . Use Bleaching cream so u can look lighter. . . Cut your head into 2. . . Break your legs completely and have it mended at the orthopedics. . .

Finish! Girls'll be allover u! smiley
MaiSuya(m): 9:44pm On Dec 23, 2008
@poster, no worry urself. gaskiya you no get am por floblem. Yarinyas genreally no dey choosy regarding appearance when it comes to deciding which man will be best for her( I am proof of that) just ensure that ur pocket is fat enuf. . . wink
ifele(m): 10:05pm On Dec 23, 2008
to yemmyse stay away from ibadan during festivals they use peeps like yo for juju sacrifice

I bet yur lying yu gotta get the dough then any ladies gotta be with yu for the dough is mighty MEEEEN
chamotex(m): 10:26pm On Dec 23, 2008
ifele:

to yemmyse stay away from ibadan during festivals they use peeps like yo for juju sacrifice

I bet yur lying yu gotta get the dough then any ladies gotta be with yu for the dough is mighty MEEEEN

Dude u are so shallow grin grin grin
DaPhoenix(f): 10:43pm On Dec 23, 2008
bluespice(f): 10:44pm On Dec 23, 2008
roflmao!
wetin na only u
haba  grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
icecold2(f): 11:00pm On Dec 23, 2008
rotflmsgbo


just work on ur finance
and chicks wld run after u

although ur case is a serious one sha
RibaduFan(m): 11:11pm On Dec 23, 2008
Thamk U ma peeople.

After caring pout ur sugggestion, I grew 2 extra feet tonite and a bit lighter in complexion and my head is well shaped now.


Ebony

Dont worry am now very fine.


Dayokanu

Na u i wan give enyluv now, na ur size.
diasporian: 11:12pm On Dec 23, 2008
your description only fits one thing, and that is a goat - you must be a goat then?
DaPhoenix(f): 11:13pm On Dec 23, 2008
yemmyse:

Thamk U ma peeople.

After caring pout ur sugggestion, I grew 2 extra feet tonight and a bit lighter in complexion and my head is well shaped now.


Ebony

don't worry am now very fine.


Dayokanu

Na u i wan give enyluv now, na ur size.

Sweetie put your picture up.

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