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I dont think so. E-relationships is a big NO for me



For all you know, the pictures your seeing may not be real. And this present generation of massive photo editting doesnt help issues

I dont think it's reliable.
What if your partner meet someone that is better than you online?

ALKARULEZ615:
China simply does it for me anytym. U seem to have a great taste. I reckon you were born and bred in Beijing, one of the most beautiful cities in China. I would have loved to you in China, but I'd need to sign some important documents in Johannesburg, South-Africa in a few minutes. Just purchased six estates there. My lawyer needs to update my records in his shelf.

Not to worry my friend, I'd invite you over to come me in Canberra, Australia in a few hours. We really need to discuss on some salient issues.

Btw, my granddaughter in Ireland extends her deferences to you. We were together in Dublin 15 minutes ago. We had a grandfather-granddaughter chat over 2 cups of hot Mexican tea. She wishes to continue her education in Havard University. Now, that baffles me, cos she's a Ph.D holder. May be she intends bagging a second Ph.D....itz her dream tho, let her live it up.

I should call my Lawyer now, my private jet is ready to take-off. Would inform you as soon as I'm done.

I was in south Africa about 4hrs ago.....
Will be going to London to pick my designer stuffs and also to talk with my car dealer.
I am currently @Russia, it's really cold down here.
Maybe in 5mins will be going to Ghana to get some hot Sun over all my body.
N I will like to meet my doctor in Japan, he wants to work in one of my hospitals in Brazil but I will like to take him down to . Let's meet @Australia by 04:00 GMT.
Thanks for your cooperation.

real love can be found in social networks.

DAT kind of love I never see
.......

Matttthew:

I was in south Africa about 4hrs ago.....
Will be going to London to pick my designer stuffs and also to talk with my car dealer.
I am currently @Russia, it's really cold down here.
Maybe in 5mins will be going to Ghana to get some hot Sun over all my body.
N I will like to meet my doctor in Japan, he wants to work in one of my hospitals in Brazil but I will like to take him down to . Let's meet @Australia by 04:00 GMT.
Thanks for your cooperation.

Ring the bells! Sound the alarm!! Wow! So I'm finally gona behold my good friend in a matter of hours. The respective heads of states of the G-20 nations should witness this meeting.

Did I hear you say ? My gardener just left Munichen, for Moscow, Russia. He needed to pick a few things for my driver. My driver would have done that himself, buh he'z right here with me in Mbabane, Swaziland.....You know, my schedule has been really tight. Jex came here to loosen up a bit. But I shud be in Tokyo, Japan in a few minutes, the Managing Director of one of my corporations there just lost his dog. Wanna pay him a condolence visit, and by extension say Hi to the famous Jack Chan in Yochai, China. Oh! I love the Asian continent. Might just decide to have a 5-min shower in Seoul, Korea after that.

Good news! The president of Australia called me 50 seconds ago. He said he'z gona be available for the meeting, he even told me he'z gona be elated if I invite my childhood friend, ur president, Jonathan for the meeting. Still pondering on that tho, cos I don't want the meeting to be televised, you know the typical Nigerian mentality.

I shud halt now, my private jet is already fleehing.

Australia (16:00 HRS - GMT), deal.

Plz, kindly extend my deferences to the president of Ghana. Its been eons since I saw him.

Warm regards.

Yea is possible but b carefull so u wunt fall in a wrong hand

ALKARULEZ615:
Ring the bells! Sound the alarm!! Wow! So I'm finally gona behold my good friend in a matter of hours. The respective heads of states of the G-20 nations should witness this meeting.

Did I hear you say ? My gardener just left Munichen, for Moscow, Russia. He needed to pick a few things for my driver. My driver would have done that himself, buh he'z right here with me in Mbabane, Swaziland.....You know, my schedule has been really tight. Jex came here to loosen up a bit. But I shud be in Tokyo, Japan in a few minutes, the Managing Director of one of my corporations there just lost his dog. Wanna pay him a condolence visit, and by extension say Hi to the famous Jack Chan in Yochai, China. Oh! I love the Asian continent. Might just decide to have a 5-min shower in Seoul, Korea after that.

Good news! The president of Australia called me 50 seconds ago. He said he'z gona be available for the meeting, he even told me he'z gona be elated if I invite my childhood friend, ur president, Jonathan for the meeting. Still pondering on that tho, cos I don't want the meeting to be televised, you know the typical Nigerian mentality.

I shud halt now, my private jet is already fleehing.

Australia (16:00 HRS - GMT), deal.

Plz, kindly extend my deferences to the president of Ghana. Its been eons since I saw him.

Warm regards.

I'm also as tight as you but will be quick in Boston b4 I move to Bosnia to see president... He want to profess this interests about my achievements but I may cancel the meeting if Paul Smith call me...... I asked him to design a special shoe for me n my family alone.
I forgot my sunglasses @Cairo.....will go pick it b4 coming to Australia and later move for an appointment in Morocco.
Be punctual, I just have 20mins spare time to use with you.

Matttthew:

I'm also as tight as you but will be quick in Boston b4 I move to Bosnia to see president... He want to profess this interests about my achievements but I may cancel the meeting if Paul Smith call me...... I asked him to design a special shoe for me n my family alone.
I forgot my sunglasses @Cairo.....will go pick it b4 coming to Australia and later move for an appointment in Morocco.
Be punctual, I just have 20mins spare time to use with you.

would reply ur message later, sir.
I'm currently making a research with some scientists here in Jupiter. Can't really breath well coupled with the fact that the service over here is egregious.

Shalom!

ALKARULEZ615:
would reply ur message later, sir.
I'm currently making a research with some scientists here in Jupiter. Can't really breath well coupled with the fact that the service over here is egregious.

Shalom!

Lwkmd, you kill it bro
I surrender!!!

Matttthew:

Lwkmd, you kill it bro
I surrender!!!

lol bros. I'm always loyal to ur government.

Neldrizzy:
Ofcus!!! My latest GF is a nairalander.. comical

hm quite a fvckable ambition you've got..(according to your siggy)

ronald4lif:
Ah you don carry the topic shift here. Okay, meeting someone on social media is very tricky, it could work, it may not. It depends on the individuals involve and how mature they are. I think if it has to work the two people should endeavour to meet each other within the first few months of kicking off their on-air relationship, if they don't get to meet for the first time it may hit the rocks. Either way, online dating is very possible to lead to something serious

charlie you're on point:> !

sylvalord:
It makes no sense to me. How can you fall in love with someone you haven't beheld physically? Do you even know if truly the person is the one on his/her DP? E-love aint love but INFATUATION and to an extent; STUPIDITYY.

have you been drinking liquor ? :/

Yes

NinoBrown888:


charlie you're on point:> !

Charlie? Mistaken me for someone else or a typo?

yea, its possible! it works for some, and for some; it doesnt!

It has happened here on nairaland before; they met on nairaland and got married after some time!


but for me, its a no no! Some nairaland babes are nothing to write home about!!!


#just be careful#

NinoBrown888:


have you been drinking liquor ? :/

No. you and everyone who believes in E-love have

Yea,,dats were real chicks can be found,but it realy unfortunate dat i have never found one since i started searching.i mean in social networks...but will soon found real love,,,,i pray in shekau language.

I'll comment when i have free mb

clevvermind:
real love can be found in social networks.

guy i see u r rily determined...if only she knos ow much u want her...well, i see light at d end of dis tunnel

adekoonlay:
yes I've found real f**k several times, as for love does that word exist in Oxford advance learner dico.

farano:
Real STDs?

.........Abegi!!!!.....hian!!!:/:/:/:/?....Yhu toast physical,later u whatsapp or ping..den u date straight to Bed...u get STD??....so hw does this STD....??

ronald4lif:


Charlie? Mistaken me for someone else or a typo?

....LooooooooOooL!!! Wtf

Yes. It's very possible. Also a little rare.

A colleague of mine got his wife via social media. He didn't meet her on Facebook or Whatsapp. He met her on BADOO. Yes. BADOO....They both ed to the site the same day. The rest they say is history.

Today, they are married with two kids....

LongShadow:
.........Abegi!!!!.....hian!!!:/:/:/:/?....Yhu toast physical,later u whatsapp or ping..den u date straight to Bed...u get STD??....so hw does this STD....??

Fear Fear

farano:
Fear Fear

.....I'm not afraid...*Eminems voice*

gbengarock:


guy i see u r rily determined...if only she knos ow much u want her...well, i see light at d end of dis tunnel

i pray so.

This is fun.......I'm laughing like a mad man here

ALKARULEZ615:
oooops! Some finz came up. Had to reschedule ma plans

Now in Mogadishu, Somalia for peace keeping

Of course it's very possible

Guy u ve succeeded in killing me jupiter ke

ALKARULEZ615:
would reply ur message later, sir.
I'm currently making a research with some scientists here in Jupiter. Can't really breath well coupled with the fact that the service over here is egregious.

Shalom!

clemzo101:
Guy u ve succeeded in killing me jupiter ke

lol