NewStats: 3,262,878 , 8,178,444 topics. Date: Tuesday, 03 June 2025 at 09:58 PM 124y3l

My househelp's name is Halimah. One day, Halimah saw me talking on fone with my BFF, immediately, she became jealous for no reason, she told my mum that she wantd to go to her village to c her mum(was actually a lie), she went to ijebu the nextday(i knew of all this cus she confessed to me few days later), went to c a strong babalawo, babalawo gave her a love juju to use on me........
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na so she put am for inside Eba , na so i dey love my housegurl.....*crying* *wipe tears away* anyway, pastor TB JOSHUA, of blessed memory(no, not that he is dead..... Is just that anytime i him ,i feel blessed) came to visit my dad, buh when he was about to leave he said he was feeling d presence of d devil....wow.... Na so he rebuked, casted n binded, na then i vomit 2eyes of crocodile and 3rat legs.... That was when my househelp confessed... Well, my mum banished her, thankd TB JOSHUA and hooked me up with one girl wey dey work for her office... *smiling* now am happy!!!! ........
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.... Buh i still love my househelp, do u think terrestrial powers are at work again Pls i need advice oooo

u need a brain scan

Insult!..are you saying TBJ's exorcism is wack?...that's not fair to the "man of God"...who's almost about to claim to be the black Jesus

Baddestguyp:
u need a brain scan

ode, just sharrap if u cant gv an advice... You dont knw what am goin tru, u fool

Crocz:
Insult!..are you saying TBJ's exorcism is wack?...that's not fair to the "man of God"...who's almost about to claim to be the black Jesus

brother, no ooo. I highly respect his display and performance, i mean calling

Bleshh:
brother, no ooo. I highly respect his display and performance, i mean calling

O oh, now that was theatre art...all he did?...he cured the dead, he exorcise the worst of the worst, he walk on water (well, almost) and he almost wake the dead!...for the love of God, give the "man of God" some respect!!!

I like him thou,he sure knows how to treat people especially reporters...50k, I could use some of that... I was thinking of paying him a visit in Jail whenever that was...*sigh*

Manslaughter not a small crime

Crocz:


O oh, now that was theatre art...all he did?...he cured the dead, he exorcise the worst of the worst, he walk on water (well, almost) and he almost wake the dead!...for the love of God, give the "man of God" some respect!!!

I like him thou,he sure knows how to treat people especially reporters...50k, I could use some of that... I was thinking of paying him a visit in Jail whenever that was...*sigh*

Manslaughter not a small crime

c what u have turn my thread to..... hehehehe. Well, as for me, i pray he rests in peace, i mean rest in his house widawt noise

This should go to the jokes section . . Nice one OP

Wow andyblaze and liability now have great grand children.

goldtooth:
Wow andyblaze and liability now have great grand children.

see how u r toying with my feelings.

My advice:Sit down and think about your life and stop posting lies on nairaland.If you seek attention,walk in your street NAKED! MUMU.

My advice:Sit down and think about your life and stop posting lies on nairaland.If you seek attention,walk in your street NAKED!

Bleshh:
c what u have turn my thread to..... hehehehe. Well, as for me, i pray he rests in peace, i mean rest in his house widawt noise

Haha...you sure know how to twist things

COvo:
My advice:Sit down and think about your life and stop posting lies on nairaland.If you seek attention,walk in your street NAKED!

ppl who think straight n have normal functioning of dia brain post just once.... Well, the demented n retarded type like you, posts d same tin twice n thrice!!! Get a doctor, dude

Crocz:


Haha...you sure know how to twist things

lwkmd, bro, its natural ooo

@OP. I told you to mix that IGBO(weed) with small snuff. And not with dry cement. U see the cause now. Jst typing rubbish.

igwemoagbo:
@OP. I told you to mix that IGBO(weed) with small snuff. And not with dry cement. U see the cause now. Jst typing rubbish.

IF I TYPE THIS : " oooooh, you want me to mix weed n snuff , so dat i would end up in yaba like ya jobless papa abi? " ..... WOULD U BE HAPPY??

Baddestguyp:
u need a brain scan

Bleshh:
ode, just sharrap if u cant gv an advice... You dont knw what am goin tru, u fool

. Yeee see uppercut.

tomiobj:
. Yeee see uppercut.

No mind the kid kor, e too dey find trouble.

dry!

iluvweed:
dry!

like ya old womans front abi?? Must u comment? *shaking my head and bitting my lips* .....only if i could shoot people through my fone

Bleshh:
like ya old womans front abi?? Must u comment? *shaking my head and bitting my lips* .....only if i could shoot people through my fone

Chai!...bros e pain you reach this level?

Bad looser....

iluvweed:



Chai!...bros e pain you reach this level?

Bad looser....

am just walking in ya fadas shoes, tryna be like him!!!! + LOOSER or LOSER, may Thunder fire your english teacher, amen!!!!

Bleshh:
am just walking in ya fadas shoes, tryna be like him!!!! + LOOSER or LOSER, may Thunder fire your english teacher, amen!!!!

Alright...Since you have no respect for parents...You don't deserve to have one!....So I am sending the god of Ebola to consume them, so they can rot before they die...... RIP to your father and mother in advance!.

Bleshh:
brother, no ooo. I highly respect his display and performance, i mean calling

U're still threading along that line

iluvweed:




Alright...Since you have no respect for parents...You don't deserve to have one!....So I am sending the god of Ebola to consume them, so they can rot before they die...... RIP to your father and mother in advance!.

hehehe. Now u r happy that you displayed what u r good @ (being a moronic nitwit)... You berra dont rain curses on ya fam mistakenly, u hear?? *whispers* the fools u v @ home aint your real parents, u r my elder broda...but cuz d doctor said u would end up being a r.etarded f.aggot, my dad gave u to an imbecilic parent who were waitin on God for d fruith of d womb. . . .STAY AWAY FROM ME , "BRUUH"

Bleshh:
hehehe. Now u r happy that you displayed what u r good @ (being a moronic nitwit)... You berra dont rain curses on ya fam mistakenly, u hear?? *whispers* the fools u v @ home aint your real parents, u r my elder broda...but cuz d doctor said u would end up being a r.etarded f.aggot, my dad gave u to an imbecilic parent who were waitin on God for d fruith of d womb. . . .STAY AWAY FROM ME , "BRUUH"

Dry again........

If u inwardly look at d way d OP is attacking dos who attacked him, u will know that he truly needs d touch of T. B Joshua.

iluvweed:




Dry again........

so u quoted all that to punch in two words Smh.... Anyways, no time. Your m8s r there making crazy money, u r here tackling a teenager on social network You need spiritual help

Dannyset:
If u inwardly look at d way d OP is attacking dos who attacked him, u will know that he truly needs d touch of T. B Joshua.

dear Patient Observer, when he cures u, holla @ me

Bleshh:
dear Patient Observer, when he cures u, holla @ me

Lol....Buh u just said he visited ur home na. Is he no longer ur family friend? Let him touch u once n for all since u hav faith oo.

Dannyset:


Lol....Buh u just said he visited ur home na. Is he no longer ur family friend? Let him touch u once n for all since u hav faith oo.

lol. Oya shut up. For real o. Shut up