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Sermwell:

Hmmm...so you can't go through all these for someone you truly love? Haba bros! For me, I will be so glad if I find myself doing this for my girlfriend cuz I believe...LOVE DON'T COST A THING!!!

Lollzz, I can go tru all dat if I want to be charitable but if its cos of love, my broda I won't even try it.

Hehehe my broda love cost everytin don't let dem deceive u.

Henrypraise:


Lollzz, I can go tru all dat if I want to be charitable but if its cos of love, my broda I won't even try it.

Hehehe my broda love cost everytin don't let dem deceive u.

Looolz!!

luvlyqueen:

interview ke?i just pity d poor grl,ur heart ismade of firewood

y is it difficult to answer d damn interview question? Or ar u on ur period?

My heart is made of titanium not firewood

folameme:
Hmmmmm,babe i don't take sugary things oooo,buh every first day of ma period ehn,omg,its always as if I'm abt knocking on heaven's door. I stool,vomit,cry,roll on d bed/ground even wif d pills i do use oooo!at times i take injection still for that whole day i won't get myself buh recently mumsy got me one herbal drink like that and it was cool.

Pls can u ask her d name of d herbal drink n whr one can get it.

Henrypraise:


Counsellor, u must find/ link everytin to counselling.

make I ask u, period na sickness? Abi period na belle? Na gf we de talk abt oo, no be wife o; if I take gf go see doc un top her period nai be say na me sentence my sef na. Hu go pay d bill?

D tantrums n neck bending wen we de cum back from d hospital go extinguish dangote wallet sef talkless of my own.

So u can't spend to take care of ur gf, what's d probability that u will spend to take care of ur wife?

@ op, tell her to eat lots of bananas. Menstrual cramps are as a result of contractions in the uterus trying to expel the fluid and bananas serve as a musle relaxant. So she should eat lots of it before and during her period to relax the uterine muscles. It helps o

pappyrose:



So u can't spend to take care of ur gf, what's d probability that u will spend to take care of ur wife?

Pls madam don't use this to justify guyz spending their live savings for girls!

yes consoling her is good, but tell her too to use a heating pad on her pelvic region and massaging the abdomen. she should have regular warm bath, take vitamins and ibuprofen.
then raising her legs or lying with her knees bent too can help when intense. Learned these too and it worked.

Huh...u well so? U no say i fit born ur mate 2ce?

nickz:
you remind me of one of my friends......she's an abortion expert
come see as this girl they prescribe pills and dosage

names of drugs dey funny sha

you sef don dey see menses

o ma shey oh!

pappyrose:



So u can't spend to take care of ur gf, what's d probability that u will spend to take care of ur wife?

This beautiful psychologist has a point, howeva d probabilty is very slim, wats the essence of female equality if i shud spend on my wife?

Juliaann:
I think I know the cause of the pains


you guy had sex 4/5 days before her mentrual cycle starts

I dnt tink ur guess is right, Its just a normal tin we ladies do experience, but some feel more pains than others!

I took this down for my babe the other day I saw it on TV - THINGS TO AVOID DURING MP

1) Alcohol (its been rumored its good for mp, but actually dangerous)
2) Caffein (coffee, tea, kolanut, softdrinks, chocolate)
3) Salty food
4) Sugary food
5) Dairy (Milk, Butter or Cheese)


* Drink lots of water, eat yam and potatoes well. I know this will increase the flow; but it helps push it out fast in the first few days and that's healthier.

luvlyqueen:
i was told dat during every monthly cycle all d blood dosnt flow out,some blood particles solidifies in d tummy thereby making it difficult for d blood to flow normally.But this should help her somehow wen ever she wants to take her bath,she should boil water, not vry hot pour it into a bucket then she should sit on d bucket, d vapour frm d hot water goes in through her vagina and dissolve d dos blood particles dat was left doing frm d previous month dis will make her flows normal and wont cause d menstral cramps,dat thing can frasturate a lady

Ya you can also add detol and salt..it keeps ladies cool

Ohwhy:
She should take two(2) tablets of Buscopan and one(1) tablet of Felvin. Dazall..

Yea..A frend of my tried dat once too, and it's really worked for her!

GlorifiedTunde:
I took this down for my babe the other day I saw it on TV - THINGS TO AVOID DURING MP

1) Alcohol (its been rumored its good for mp, but actually dangerous)
2) Caffein (coffee, tea, kolanut, softdrinks, chocolate)
3) Salty food
4) Sugary food
5) Dairy (Milk, Butter or Cheese)


* Drink lots of water, eat yam and potatoes well. I know this will increase the flow; but it helps push it out fast in the first few days and that's healthier.

Hmmm....has anybody tried this?

ideee03:
Huh...u well so? U no say i fit born ur mate 2ce?

hehehehehehe

because say you just start period last week you come nl dey form abi

;Ddon't let me handle you oh

Sermwell:

Pls madam don't use this to justify guyz spending their live savings for girls!

Y should a guy spend his life savings on girls. Its not worth it na, I'm talking abt bn financially responsible to someone u r committed to.

Henrypraise:


This beautiful psychologist has a point, howeva d probabilty is very slim, wats the essence of female equality if i shud spend on my wife?

Young man, we are talking abt ideal situation here, don't bring gender equality to ds

Henrypraise:
D question d op asked has not bin answered by most of d ladies, we don't wanna knw how painful ur kini is, wat he asked is how do u expect us to cope wit d tantrums dat cums wit ur period? One minute u want to eat suya, d oda minute is shawama, d oda minute is peppersoup, how do u want us to cope? Wat do u pple want from us dat period of ur period?

4 me I spend d whole evenin wit my friends anytym she is on her period, den wen I get home, I sleep in da couch, first tin in da mornin, m outa d huz 4 d next five days. (Jokin o)

tahahahahahahahahaha...lmao. Chai! Nnaa you wickid oo! Lol. Smh!

See dis Nkapi

nickz:
hehehehehehe

because say you just start period last week you come nl dey form abi

;Ddon't let me handle you oh

ideee03:
See dis Nkapi

i guess nkapi means 'my sweetheart'....If so,i'm your nkapix20

don't worry i won't enter your early mense stats again



because i'm your nkapi oh!!?

nkapi is dat long toothed rat that smells.Hahaha

nickz:
i guess nkapi means 'my sweetheart'....If so,i'm your nkapix20

don't worry i won't enter your early mense stats again



because i'm your nkapi oh!!?

ideee03:
nkapi is dat long toothed rat that smells.Hahaha

wtf!

i take back everything i said
ina akparim abi
ekwena ka m di angry oh

are you trying to wash me
rate is okete na

how is the nkapi pronounced

nkàpí
nkápí
abi nkápì

All the above

nickz:
wtf!

i take back everything i said
ina akparim abi
ekwena ka m di angry oh

are you trying to wash me
rate is okete na

how is the nkapi pronounced

nkàpí
nkápí
abi nkápì

Sermwell:
My girlfriend always wants me to be around her during her monthly menstrual period due to the pains she goes through. I only find myself saying 'sorry' to her when she is in pains. Pls, is there anything more I can do? What are even the causes of menstrual pains? What are the possible solutions to this pains?....pls mature and sensible advice. Thanks!

tell her to stop too much intake of sugar

ideee03:
All the above

you don't even know the marks sef

do i always have to teach you everything??

Henrypraise:


y is it difficult to answer d damn interview question? Or ar u on ur period?

My heart is made of titanium not firewood

na u sabi

Sermwell:

Pls madam don't use this to justify guyz spending their live savings for girls!

me sef no understand you

Sermwell:
My girlfriend always wants me to be around her during her monthly menstrual period due to the pains she goes through. I only find myself saying 'sorry' to her when she is in pains. Pls, is there anything more I can do?

. give her head

luvlyqueen:

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

?

izaray:
Yea..A frend of my tried dat once too, and it's really worked for her!

really??ur friend is lucky

Baddo101:

?

wetin??