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kasmail(m): 1:17pm On Nov 12, 2008
HEY I TOO DEY FEAR WEN I SEE LADY, TEACH ME BETTER WAYS TO TOAST, ABI U NO WANT MAKE I GET MY GIRL TOO, AND IF YOU SEE ME I BE FINE BOI { MY FINE BOI NO BE MONKEY OOOOOOOO }

ONE LOVE
Easybaby(f): 1:35pm On Nov 12, 2008
na waoo grin cheesy grin
anyway, just go and buy microwave oven undecided tongue tongue

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timmfikk(m): 1:41pm On Nov 12, 2008
Easybaby:

na waoo grin cheesy grin
anyway, just go and buy microwave oven undecided tongue tongue

I think you can give him some lecture don't laugh at him over it baby gurl he is in need off ur help over something serious and bothering his life.
MrCrackles(m): 1:44pm On Nov 12, 2008
timmfikk:

I think you can give him some lecture don't laugh at him over it baby gurl he is in need off ur help over something serious and bothering his life.

what lecture would you give an epileptic slowpoke who at this age doesnt know how to talk to a woman?!

where has he been all his life when?

baffling!
Moyola(f): 1:48pm On Nov 12, 2008
kasmail:

HEY I TOO DEY FEAR when I SEE LADY, TEACH ME BETTER WAYS TO TOAST, ABI U NO WANT MAKE I GET MY GIRL TOO, AND IF YOU SEE ME I BE FINE BOI { MY FINE BOI NO BE MONKEY OOOOOOOO }

ONE LOVE

fine boi 4 ya fillage abi? orisirisii. . . . . . angry tongue
skfa1: 1:50pm On Nov 12, 2008
@ poster

Tell the gurl i luff u, oya talk your own grin
kufreabasi(m): 3:10pm On Nov 12, 2008
@ poster
why not hold a glass of wine with the lady you see and give her one
then both of you hit the glass unanimously, that how to toast.

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lysaa(f): 4:29pm On Nov 12, 2008
, ok u have to define the toast u mean cause its getting twisted here tongue

show picture, its not in every case u need to stress urfself to toast. .a girl fit toast u too lipsrsealed

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chamotex(m): 6:11pm On Nov 12, 2008
no be rocket science o
yicob(m): 6:26pm On Nov 12, 2008
Just tell her baby no need to beat around the bush, i want to f**k you.
DualCore1: 6:26pm On Nov 12, 2008
Poster, get a spy cam and watch me toast my love, lysaa wit so much butter. Hey lyss, yea i got d fanta nd beloxxi, i'm on d bed now, so yeap i'm resting. Erm i'm not on yim, i'm using ur rival not d lappy. *kiss kiss
lysaa(f): 7:17pm On Nov 12, 2008
aww, thats so sweet sweetz, as long as my rival lets u reach me, its all good. . so hope u are better now, and full of strength, cos we're going to get lifted tonight. wink kiss kiss
DualCore1: 8:40pm On Nov 12, 2008
Yeap! Hmm we 4got d bulbs o. No b big deal sha, i still got d 200wattz, tht one waznt taken 4rm d room. U were to choose lunch 4 me but na me choose am, so u're choosin dinner. I'll yim u d options u got to choose 4rm. Whts 4 2night atcha end?
smurf(f): 8:57pm On Nov 12, 2008
Isn't there like a school already for that? undecided
chamotex(m): 8:57pm On Nov 12, 2008
Dual Core:

Yeap! Hmm we 4got d bulbs o. No b big deal sha, i still got d 200wattz, that one waznt taken from d room. U were to choose lunch 4 me but na me choose am, so u're choosin dinner. I'll yim u d options u got to choose from. Whts 4 2night atcha end?

DC is crazy dangerously in love o . DC ma guy, what happened now? U've now become soft cheesy grin
lysaa(f): 9:07pm On Nov 12, 2008
he has bn soft but y'all was blinded by the core. tongue
chamotex(m): 9:10pm On Nov 12, 2008
lysaa:

he has bn soft but y'all was blinded by the core. tongue


Lysaa wetin u give my guy chop? cheesy
DualCore1: 9:12pm On Nov 12, 2008
Chamo  grin

Lyss  kiss kiss

una too funny grin
yicob(m): 9:14pm On Nov 12, 2008
Bu ha ha ha ha ha ha!
chamotex(m): 9:16pm On Nov 12, 2008
Dual Core:

Chamo  grin

Lyss  kiss kiss

una too funny grin


DC ma guy, no let love blind ur eye o . . . . . . . . brothers before chicks o wink cheesy
lysaa(f): 9:44pm On Nov 12, 2008
lmao, his head is very correct, thanks for reminding him tongue

By the way, have u ever bn in love? wait till it happens to u.

DC dear, how is we? kiss
Raymond88(m): 9:57pm On Nov 12, 2008
Money is the greatest toaster of all, especially for igbo gals. grin

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lancevader(m): 10:05pm On Nov 12, 2008
lolol at this thread yu dnt know how to toast a common bread den yu wanna toast a gurl
timmfikk(m): 12:34am On Dec 09, 2008
try and have some patience, you will definitely grab all u need to ,
chamotex(m): 12:40am On Dec 09, 2008
Teach Me How To Toast { I Wan Sabi Toast Girl}

This guy is so desperate, he actually typed it in English and Pidgin cheesy grin
CrazyMan(m): 1:12am On Dec 09, 2008
@poster. My dear, toasting isn't that hard. Just be yourself whenever you approach a girl.
chamotex(m): 1:54am On Dec 09, 2008
no mind the guy, next thing he'll ask us to come and show him how to fukc the chick
richo2: 3:06am On Dec 09, 2008
@poster
most guys start talkin to female classmates in nursery school hence developing ur eagerly desired "toasting" skills!!
like i said, MOST!!! but people like you some of the mentally challenged find this difficult. . . its not too late sha just retrace ur steps and start by talkin to primary school girls

i have the perfect pickup line for u
"do u want ice cream?"
kosovo(m): 6:47am On Dec 09, 2008
what a waste!
timmfikk(m): 10:19am On Dec 09, 2008
chamotex:

Teach Me How To Toast { I Wan Sabi Toast Girl}

This guy is so desperate, he actually typed it in English and Pidgin cheesy grin

u dey follow me up and down my posts, shocked shocked

How u dey i been don miss ya , where is bluespice by the way, and why u dey amaze the other side ur post comes after me, hope u dey enjoy eid el for london grin grin happy day ooo
Bbeee: 2:03pm On Dec 10, 2008
@ poster

na wa oooo, see dis old man!!!! lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

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