NewStats: 3,259,262 , 8,169,654 topics. Date: Saturday, 24 May 2025 at 02:35 PM u5455

Please I want matured advice only.

I met this quiet, sweet, ebony chic when I went to my alma mater (Great Ife) to apply for my transcript. She's a student a polytechnic in town. As a sharp boy, I quickly started a conversation with her not minding that we are in a bus and other commuters could deduce from my line of conversation that I was pschying her . Long story short, I got her cell phone number. I started calling her afterwards

Coincidentally and fortunately enough for me, she stays in the part of Lagos where I reside. After 4 days of calls and continuous toasting, she agreed to be my girlfriend. This chic sweet die I swear!!

Now her school is on break so she's in Lagos. Thus begin a relation that I've now come to be fearful of. My chic is very lively and personable. She never runs out of topic to discuss and trust me, it's never boring whenever she's around its been 3 weeks now but there is a but.....

My girlfriend likes practical joke and like hitting me. At first it started playfully like she would punch me in the stomach and tell me she's checking if I'm strong and I would laugh and suck up the pain..... like a man. Later this play escalated to punches in the face, biting me on any part of my body she deems fit (I no know if she be Suarez cousin), trying to strangle me at times. At first I will just let her beat me. Later I started hitting her back but softly because she's a delicate flower to me. I put up with all these "plays" because most times it leads to a mind blowing sex. Emphasis on "BLOWING". Then 3 days ago, she added another dimension to it.

I returned from work later... She call my cell to tell me she's coming over to spend the night. I was happy because her visit will help me relieve the stress I went through during the day. When she came, she made me a meal while I went to take a cold shower. On getting into the bedroom, my babe suddenly pounced on me and punched me in my scrotum. I fell to the floor and lost consciousness. She had to run to the next flat to call my neighbors. That night, my instrument no gree stand at all. The pain was so much that I had to call my boss that I was sick the next day.

Now she's back and still playing her freaky kind of play. I don't want to hurt her feelings and I want her to be herself whenever she's with me but I want this devilish play to stop. Nairaland peeps, abeg I need advise on how to go about it.

From pinch..it will graduate to pull to pop..

Triple P

Biko ...una no go use fiction kill person 4 NL

pickabeau1: From pinch..it will graduate to pull to pop..

Triple P

Very matured. Thanks.

Chaleeee:

Very matured. Thanks.

Move on..

wehrey re ooo
L L

Oboy!run for ur life,b4 d gal go change the shape of ur head with blows.......and check her history,u fit dey date a former boxer!

Next time she go bite your Johnny D commot

Ireyi unyi

Ogbeni OP, she's just playin wit u nw, anhanh.....
Next tym na bullet she go use test if ur head strong, dnt complain o, its all pre-intimacy ojare

*continue minding my business*

Repent!!!

Chaleeee: Please I want matured advice only.

I met this quiet, sweet, ebony chic when I went to my alma mater (Great Ife) to apply for my transcript. She's a student a polytechnic in town. As a sharp boy, I quickly started a conversation with her not minding that we are in a bus and other commuters could deduce from my line of conversation that I was pschying her . Long story short, I got her cell phone number. I started calling her afterwards

Coincidentally and fortunately enough for me, she stays in the part of Lagos where I reside. After 4 days of calls and continuous toasting, she agreed to be my girlfriend. This chic sweet die I swear!!

Now her school is on break so she's in Lagos. Thus begin a relation that I've now come to be fearful of. My chic is very lively and personable. She never runs out of topic to discuss and trust me, it's never boring whenever she's around its been 3 weeks now but there is a but.....

My girlfriend likes practical joke and like hitting me. At first it started playfully like she would punch me in the stomach and tell me she's checking if I'm strong and I would laugh and suck up the pain..... like a man. Later this play escalated to punches in the face, biting me on any part of my body she deems fit (I no know if she be Suarez cousin), trying to strangle me at times. At first I will just let her beat me. Later I started hitting her back but softly because she's a delicate flower to me. I put up with all these "plays" because most times it leads to a mind blowing sex. Emphasis on "BLOWING". Then 3 days ago, she added another dimension to it.

I returned from work later... She call my cell to tell me she's coming over to spend the night. I was happy because her visit will help me relieve the stress I went through during the day. When she came, she made me a meal while I went to take a cold shower. On getting into the bedroom, my babe suddenly pounced on me and punched me in my scrotum. I fell to the floor and lost consciousness. She had to run to the next flat to call my neighbors. That night, my instrument no gree stand at all. The pain was so much that I had to call my boss that I was sick the next day.

Now she's back and still playing her freaky kind of play. I don't want to hurt her feelings and I want her to be herself whenever she's with me but I want this devilish play to stop. Nairaland peeps, abeg I need advise on how to go about it.

*Baby oku in London season 2*

I know her type and how I dealt with it... But that is a story for another day

one word:RUN

Next time she'll stab you with a knife to check if you're immortal . My advice?
1. Tell her to STOP IT!!!
2. Run for your life if she doesn't.
3. Never ever try o.ral s.ex as part of fo.replay

she be tom-boy

im sure shes from benin or ibadan

na them dey beat their men

Father, any enemy sent to cut short the life of my Johnny, fall down and die!!! IJN........

.....in psychiatric sexual disorder, we call it 'paraphernalia. Seriously, if you love her, take her to sex/psychological therapist. There are some people who enjoys sex more under pains. Pls jxt take her to see a psychologist...

babe knock u out all in the name of joke u still dey ask if make u continue,abeg bikonu continue kwa shebi u wake up the first tym,na grave u take dey play so but honestly break up wit her and make sure say u wear helmet,scrotum cover,knee and elbow guide,construction goggles and ensure na public u tell her so if she decide to take you on at least people go dey to beg her for u.

farano: *Baby oku in London season 2*

Please stay with her till she bites ur jonny. afterall, love overlook everything

hmm...

Sit her down and explain to her that all isn't well with her attitude... Tell her that you're human and that those punches hurts... If you think you might lose her by telling her that, i'm sorry for subsequent rough "love plays" which this time, might be with a bullet being released at ya D1CK

Oga o

OgidiOlu3: Next time she'll stab you with a knife to check if you're immortal . My advice?
1. Tell her to STOP IT!!!
2. Run for your life if she doesn't.
3. Never ever try o.ral s.ex as part of fo.replay

Oral ke? With that kinda gurl? Gobe ni yen ooooo

You don carry load wey big you......,na your BIGSHOW be that,make u dey expect K.O punch anytime she wish

How do you guys formulate interesting stories like this?
Una get talent sha.

My kind of girl ,Still looking for who to bite though.

Nothing wey persin no go see for Nairaland...

ogashman: Oboy!run for ur life,b4 d gal go change the shape of ur head with blows.......and check her history,u fit dey date a former boxer!

She's not a boxer, she's 20 years old.

OCTAVO: How do you guys formulate interesting stories like this?
Una get talent sha.

If you don't have any useful contribution pls shut it. Thanks

frankben: hmm...

Sit her down and explain to her that all isn't well with her attitude... Tell her that you're human and that those punches hurts... If you think you might lose her by telling her that, i'm sorry for subsequent rough "love plays" which this time, might be with a bullet being released at ya D1CK

Thanks.

Wat a rib cracking thread!@op u can lie o!c how u take form story 4here!