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I created this thread out of curiosity as a result of an incredible but true 'love' (LoL) story.

There was this guy in my school that, according to his friends, drank Hypo (a brand of household bleaching liquid) just because his girlfriend left him. According to my (amebo) source, his mum never approved of the relationship. I immediately dusted up my journalism skills just to 'pull out the truth out of the rubbles' of this seemingly incredulous story. My findings?

...Every bit of the story I heard was nothing but the truth.

Fellow Nairalanders, what are those stupid/crazy/childlish things you've ever done for love, you imagine yourself doing *grins* under the 'influence' of love?

Don't ask for my own opinion cos I can't even imagine myself drinking 'YoYo bitters' just because a lady jilted me.

Travelling a very long distance journey.

Haha! Tj comes to mind. There's this guy called Tj or Tijani my senior in secondary school quit a cute guy though! Who has been "toasting" my best friend Chika for a while but only got I'll think about it as a response. One day I and Chika were returning from evening lesson when we sighted Tj from afar with a tray of banana on his head! I guess he didn't know we've seen him me and my friend stopped to say hello to another friend of ours when suddenly Tj came up to us with his usual swagger asking what we are doing in the area? We told him we were on our way home from lesson and we asked him what he too was doing in the area? He said he came to play a game with his buddies at mad house a gaming venue close by!! We were shocked but managed to say ok!! The next day at school the other friend we saw told us that Tj confessed to throwing away his tray of bananas when he saw us! That he will tell his mum that he fell into a gutter. It was hilarious and the gist spread through school!! I felt sorry for him cos Chika never looked his way again!!!!

I have run out naked frm my haux forgetting to put on anytyn cuz i was in d bathroom wen they told me my love was dying.

.. lot. cant any particular one

screenagerjoe: I have run out naked frm my haux forgetting to put on anytyn cuz i was in d bathroom wen they told me my love was dying.

screenagerjoe: [color=#000099]I have run out naked frm my haux forgetting to put on anytyn cuz i was in d bathroom wen they told me my love was dying.

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screenagerjoe: I have run out naked frm my haux forgetting to put on anytyn cuz i was in d bathroom wen they told me my love was dying.

Are you kiddin me, bro? Seems exaggerated but it could be tru sha

Coldfeet: Haha! Tj comes to mind. There's this guy called Tj or Tijani my senior in secondary school quit a cute guy though! Who has been "toasting" my best friend Chika for a while but only got I'll think about it as a response. One day I and Chika were returning from evening lesson when we sighted Tj from afar with a tray of banana on his head! I guess he didn't know we've seen him me and my friend stopped to say hello to another friend of ours when suddenly Tj came up to us with his usual swagger asking what we are doing in the area? We told him we were on our way home from lesson and we asked him what he too was doing in the area? He said he came to play a game with his buddies at mad house a gaming venue close by!! We were shocked but managed to say ok!! The next day at school the other friend we saw told us that Tj confessed to throwing away his tray of bananas when he saw us! That he will tell his mum that he fell into a gutter. It was hilarious and the gist spread through school!! I felt sorry for him cos Chika never looked his way again!!!!

Coldfeet, d guy(T.J.) is a loser. Losing his self-esteem and also his dream girl

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Are you kiddin me, bro? Seems exaggerated but it could be tru sha

lol. Dt kind love. Buh rili True talk nw. D gal i rili love does nt knw i love her.

What is love? Why would i do something crazy, when i am not crazy?

I...........

Dannyxy: What is love? Why would i do something crazy, when i am not crazy?

*in Omawunmi's voice* if u ask me, na who i go ask? On a more serious note, I don't think any of the people mentioned in the above cases are crazy or out of their mind. I think they came 'under the influence' or better still the 'anointing' of 'love'..LoL.

Spending ova two thousand bucks on jst texting in a week!...He was my textmate b4 we got serious
Don't regret it tho,I learnt som really cool stuff

xynerise: I...........

you what...............? Gave her your ATM card?? don't worry, you weren't jilted cos I heard u had no money there

never had anyone.

Vickii Ro: Spending ova two thousand bucks on jst texting in a week!...He was my textmate b4 we got serious
Don't regret it tho,I learnt som really cool stuff

omg! Two thousand bucks on texting? I can't believe my eyes!

I hope you got a refund, though

Vickii Ro: Spending ova two thousand bucks on jst texting in a week!...He was my textmate b4 we got serious
Don't regret it tho,I learnt som really cool stuff

omg! Two thousand bucks on texting? I can't believe my eyes!

I hope you got a refund, though

Vickii Ro: Spending ova two thousand bucks on jst texting in a week!...He was my textmate b4 we got serious
Don't regret it tho,I learnt som really cool stuff

omg! Two thousand bucks on texting? I can't believe my eyes!

I hope you got a refund, though! *smiling*

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Hahaha...Refund from who?

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gave my school fees to him kus he was in debt with someone with hope that he will return it before my exams...time really ran fast and 2 dayz to my exams the guy switched off his fone..i wanted to die...summoned up courage and told my people and dey gave me again..but my eyes were so cleared that wen i saw him i took off.he hasnt even mentioned the money or apologize..guys eh..long time ago though!

Coldfeet: Haha! Tj comes to mind. There's this guy called Tj or Tijani my senior in secondary school quit a cute guy though! Who has been "toasting" my best friend Chika for a while but only got I'll think about it as a response. One day I and Chika were returning from evening lesson when we sighted Tj from afar with a tray of banana on his head! I guess he didn't know we've seen him me and my friend stopped to say hello to another friend of ours when suddenly Tj came up to us with his usual swagger asking what we are doing in the area? We told him we were on our way home from lesson and we asked him what he too was doing in the area? He said he came to play a game with his buddies at mad house a gaming venue close by!! We were shocked but managed to say ok!! The next day at school the other friend we saw told us that Tj confessed to throwing away his tray of bananas when he saw us! That he will tell his mum that he fell into a gutter. It was hilarious and the gist spread through school!! I felt sorry for him cos Chika never looked his way again!!!!

lol! Mine was donating my blood.

Shir£ll£ baby:
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gave my school fees to him kus he was in debt with someone with hope that he will return it before my exams...time really ran fast and 2 dayz to my exams the guy switched off his fone..i wanted to die...summoned up courage and told my people and dey gave me again..but my eyes were so cleared that wen i saw him i took off.he hasnt even mentioned the money or apologize..guys eh..long time ago though!

d girl is good..buhahahahaha.
He probably used the money for isi-ewu and some green bottles + baba ijebu

Vickii Ro: ^
Hahaha...Refund from who?

from mtn 'customer' 'care'(LoL). All U just have to tell them is that the 'transaction' you did on ur line wasn't sucessful..buhahahaha

He convinced to get a tattoo of his name.........now am planning on hw to get another to cover it up; double pain!!!!!!!!!!!

@purplestarlet:
He convinced to get a tattoo of his name.........now am planning on hw to get another to cover it up; double pain!!!!!!!!!!!

Eyah! I feel ur pains, sis! Wat can i say?

lol still not seeing any crazy stuff apart from the girl who gave her sch fees away, hilarious.

Well to cut d long story short, i almost got disowned by my parents. I ran away from home, bla bla bla

Hello, i have a question to you i also send ikedaspiritualtemple and i dont want it anymore. Also i get a scary email that i ha e to pay otherwise something will happento me. I amscared now is this true because i read you had the same situation? Greets
gave my school fees to him kus he was in debt with someone with hope that he will return it before my exams...time really ran fast and 2 dayz to my exams the guy switched off his fone..i wanted to die...summoned up courage and told my people and dey gave me again..but my eyes were so cleared that wen i saw him i took off.he hasnt even mentioned the money or apologize..guys eh..long time ago though! [/quote]

For Shir£ll£ baby

Hello, i have a question to you i also send ikedaspiritualtemple and i dont want it anymore. Also i get a scary email that i ha e to pay otherwise something will happento me. I amscared now is this true because i read you had the same situation? Greets

Please help Hello, i have a question to you i also send ikedaspiritualtemple and i dont want it anymore. Also i get a scary email that i ha e to pay otherwise something will happento me. I amscared now is this true because i read you had the same situation? Greets

For Shir£ll£ baby

Hello, i have a question to you i also send ikedaspiritualtemple and i dont want it anymore. Also i get a scary email that i ha e to pay otherwise something will happento me. I amscared now is this true because i read you had the same situation? Greets

^^^. *DIES*

Susan45: For Shir£ll£ baby

Hello, i have a question to you i also send ikedaspiritualtemple and i dont want it anymore. Also i get a scary email that i ha e to pay otherwise something will happento me. I amscared now is this true because i read you had the same situation? Greets

lol..my dear,he is a scam..sooo sorry for the late reply..school stuffs..hope u havnt done anytin crazy?pls dont give a dime..he will even send a shrineous picture to scare you..lol..he is a big thief..he did same to me and said i will run mad after 7days..am still alive till now..pls ignore him and his mails..pls just ignore him...he is a fake!..pls dearie..

I haven't really done anything crazy though.....but there was this girl I lied to I wasnt around that I traveled. So I sneaked back home late in the night around 9pm then miraculously I slept off instantly, when I woke up like Africa magic she was right in front of me. How she came in I don't know til today

Recently I locked myself in the bathroom because this girl wan suffocate me.....she left angry and reported me to my best bud, he saw later that day and was laughing his behind off

All i can say is