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Ladies , This Is How To Calculate Your Bride Price ! (3441 Views)
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| jonaji(m): 10:34am On Oct 18, 2013 |
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LADIES: KNOW YOUR BRIDE PRICE ... Tall and yellow = 300k Tall and fair = 230k Tall and dark = 250k Medium height (fair or yellow) = 180k Medium height (dark) = 100k Short (fair) = 50k Short (dark) = 30k Dwarf (fair) = 10k Dwarf (dark) = 5k Every gurl will fill in one of the above categories... Then you start addition and subtraction as follows: Beautiful = plus 100k Ugly= minus 187k Curvy hips = plus 150k Curvy non saggy boobs = plus 60k Slim= plus 30k Fat = minus 20k Long hair = plus 12k Short hair = minus 15k No hair = minus 75k With big tommy = minus 50k Flat tommy = plus 30k With dimples = plus 35k Great smiles = plus 30k Do your calculations well guys!!! I hope You don't owe your in-law in the Process. >>>Guys start saving now... Lol 2 Likes |
| Coldfeet(f): 11:03am On Oct 18, 2013 |
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This is hilarious!! Cray fish things.
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| Re: Ladies , This Is How To Calculate Your Bride Price ! by Nobody: 11:22am On Oct 18, 2013 |
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Joke section please...... This place is for people having issues with kpekusing matter....next 8-)
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| Re: Ladies , This Is How To Calculate Your Bride Price ! by Nobody: 11:49am On Oct 18, 2013 |
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I don't think skin colour has anything to do with the dowry. It all depends on the individual.
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| oyinbogirl(f): 12:03pm On Oct 18, 2013 |
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hahahahhaa
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| Re: Ladies , This Is How To Calculate Your Bride Price ! by Nobody: 1:18pm On Oct 18, 2013 |
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This is so funny and we just need it. Family section has been very boring lately. Thanks op. So dwarf + ugly will hv to pay the man 182k. Hmmnn..... That's a very good investment if I must say. 1 Like |
| Re: Ladies , This Is How To Calculate Your Bride Price ! by Nobody: 2:25pm On Oct 18, 2013 |
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Medium height and dark=100k+beautiful(100k)+curvy hips(150k)-fat(20k)+long hair (12k) -stomach(50k) chaiiiiiii"not that big though"+beautiful smile(30k).............total=322k! 
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| vivianc(f): 2:56pm On Oct 18, 2013 |
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let me calculate mine sharperly jonaji: Someone should punch the calculator for me abeg, the thing reach 600k. Na chicken change na.
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| oluplus(m): 2:59pm On Oct 18, 2013 |
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Ok. Let me look for calculator. I dey come Btw, you expect me to go and balance my in-laws after 4 yrs?? |
| jumzzy448: 3:12pm On Oct 18, 2013 |
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Lol.....dis is so funny.
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| Chinwem(f): 8:42am On Oct 19, 2013 |
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Lmao.....silly thread! Btw what's the difference between fair and yellow? And doesn't level of education attained count for anything? |
| EfemenaXY: 9:26am On Oct 20, 2013 |
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What a thread! 
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| kenyarttar: 11:13am On Oct 20, 2013 |
jonaji: Very disgusting thread. Neo-Colonialism at work Might be a joke but when Yellow-fair costs more than dark you know why Africans are backward. Never appreciating their own, only worshiping Oyibo instead #ShakingMyHead 2 Likes |
| veave(f): 6:39pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
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hahaha cant stop laughing... |
| ortodox: 7:05pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
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Mine is arnd 410k.. wat abt edu qualifications n career?? hehehe guys save wel o inorder nt t be takn unaware! ds post is realy funny sha.... 1 Like |
| bluuu: 3:53pm On Oct 22, 2013 |
  
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| juman(m): 5:24pm On Oct 22, 2013 |
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Bride price of about 2k - 5k is good enough for some people.
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| mumumugu(m): 8:47pm On Oct 23, 2013 |
yellowpawpaw: This is so funny and we just need it. poor investment...picken go suffer |
| mumumugu(m): 8:48pm On Oct 23, 2013 |
vivianc: let me calculate mine sharperly you go tey for house |
| mumumugu(m): 8:50pm On Oct 23, 2013 |
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What if the girl fine, tall, curvyy, beautiful but mumu |
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