NewStats: 3,261,379 , 8,173,841 topics. Date: Thursday, 29 May 2025 at 04:58 AM 344s6w

Ok, first and foremost, I'm not exactly the kind of guy you'd term tall. So it so happens that I've been trying to date this girl for a while now, and she's a bit into me, but things are somewhat sketchy. But that's by the way.
Now the main issue is this: It so happens that we got to hang out on one of the days and as we were talking, she "playfully" brought the top and was like I'm too SHORT and need to eat lots of beans and stuff like that, and we both laughed about it. But deep inside, I felt crushed and just found a way to change the topic. So Nairalanders, what do u guys think she meant or what was she driving out when she said it.....??
PS she's just a tiny bit taller than I am. We are practically the same height just that she's taller. Don't know if my height will be an issue with her.

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pele

smh

What else do u tink she means? She just told u the truth nah

What do you want to hear again? Are we suppose to console you or tell you otherwise? We have not seen you, she has seen you and she just told you that u're SHORT. Infact you're Short.

She meant ur Johnson is short jst indirectly :p

I think the lady made herself clear enough... Go and eat beans.

She mean u should start using high hills

Mr Harlos, I hail thee

She means you are short, like too short for her! Sorry o

I can't stand short guys. Ugh



Below 5'9, plz face front

Mr Pasqal i troway salute

She's trying 2 tell u dat she cnt date u,cos ur short....nd uv bin placed in da friend zone(officially) pele shaaa

Dallas Cowgirl: I can't stand short guys. Ugh



Below 5'9, plz face front

You can't stand Tom cruise, you can't stand lil wayne right?

That's very nice!!

50calibre:

You can't stand Tom cruise, you can't stand lil wayne right?

That's very nice!!

Would I date any of those leprechauns? No.

Ewwwwwww what's attractive about having 5 phonebooks in the driver's side?

Dallas Cowgirl:

Would I date any of those leprechauns? No.

Ewwwwwww what's attractive about having 5 phonebooks in the driver's side?

You wouldn't date a Hollywood star? I mean, just one or two dates to start with?

carefreewannabe:

You wouldn't date a Hollywood star? I mean, just one or two dates to start with?

What? Are they not regular humans?
Stop putting leprechauns on a pedestal, ma.
Would you date babasuwe or mr.ibu? Are they not jolly wood stars?

Dallas Cowgirl:

What? Are they not regular humans?
Stop putting leprechauns on a pedestal, ma.
Would you date babasuwe or mr.ibu? Are they not jolly wood stars?

You can't compare babasuwe to Tom Cruise and we both know it.
Honestly, you would give it a try if he wasn't too old and ugly like mr. ibu. I never said Hollywood stars were not human BUT they would DEFINITELY be interesting to date. I would ask for a photo together

Dallas Cowgirl:

Would I date any of those leprechauns? No.

Ewwwwwww what's attractive about having 5 phonebooks in the driver's side?

You and I both know you don't really mean this, or you don't have the will power to backup your words with actions should you be in such situation.

Don't you think judging a man's suitability by his height is incredibly naive in this day & age? Would you rather pick a giant pauper over a powerful/influential hobbit? I don't think so

@ Op sorry o, but me thinks, she's stylishly telling thee, thou art "a shot put" and "a Kunta Kinte". Take heart bro, such is life. It is well

Personally, i find short guys kinda sexy......when they're not obese.

i think she made it clear enough..you re too short and except you re tom criuse, you need to eat beans or rock denrele's edun boots...

Truth is bitter bro.. Truth is bitter..

Nomski0: Personally, i find short guys kinda sexy......when they're not obese.

addictiv: i think she made it clear enough..you re too short and except you re tom criuse, you need to eat beans or rock denrele's edun boots...

kokoA: Truth is bitter bro.. Truth is bitter..

Dallas Cowgirl: I can't stand short guys. Ugh



Below 5'9, plz face front

Hmmm...You've got one huge Ego.
They actually irk u or what? SMH. Nice to know u actually discriminate against people based on their physical appearance.

djeezy: What do you want to hear again? Are we suppose to console you or tell you otherwise? We have not seen you, she has seen you and she just told you that u're SHORT. Infact you're Short.

I think it would have been better if you had just read the thread and left without commenting, seriously dude!!!

iamlegend:

I think it would have been better if you had just read the thread and left without commenting, seriously dude!!!

but wait ooh, are you short?

Dallas Cowgirl:

What? Are they not regular humans?
Stop putting leprechauns on a pedestal, ma.
Would you date babasuwe or mr.ibu? Are they not jolly wood stars?

I will say it again:

"I never believe what a woman says, I believe what they do".

iamlegend:

Hmmm...You've got one huge Ego.
They actually irk u or what? SMH. Nice to know u actually discriminate against people based on their physical appearance.

And why should she not "discriminate" against people based on physical appearance?

What is wrong with that?

You thought if you used the word "discriminate" it would connotate negativity just like pro-homosexuality do?

My friend, she has a right to make a logical decision about who is attractive to her and what she wants.

The problem here is not that you are short. The problem here is that it bothers you so much.

Mate, a girl tells you that you are short, and so what? Say "Fck it" and cancel that lane.

If you start getting bothered and feeling "crushed", you will look more pathetic to her and you are likely to lose your mojo in the long run.

Next time a girl says such rubbish to your face, laugh as you did and when the opportunity comes a few minutes/hours/days later, return the jovial barb of your own about her looks. I would give you a hint: their weight, flat chest, ugly face, flat arsse are always good angles.

She was rude, be rude too.

If she rakes at you after your own jovial barb, give her the middle finger.

Sagamite:

I will say it again:

"I never believe what a woman says, I believe what they do".



And why should she not "discriminate" against people based on physical appearance?

What is wrong with that?

You thought if you used the word "discriminate" it would connotate negativity just like pro-homosexuality do?

My friend, she has a right to make a logical decision about who is attractive to her and what she wants.

The problem here is not that you are short. The problem here is that it bothers you so much.

Mate, a girl tells you that you are short, and so what? Say "Fck it" and cancel that lane.

If you start getting bothered and feeling "crushed", you will look more pathetic to her and you are likely to lose your mojo on the long run.

Next time a girl says such rubbish to your face, laugh as you did and when the opportunity comes a few minutes/hours/days later, return the jovial barb of your own about her looks. I would give you a hint: their weight, flat chest, ugly face, flat arsse are always good angles.

She was rude, be rude too.

If she rakes at you after your own jovial barb, give her the middle finger.

Lolz...Thanks, bro...Your comment is much appreciated.

how 'short' are we talking about here? 5ft7? 5ft4? 5ft1? 4ft10