NewStats: 3,262,254 , 8,176,623 topics. Date: Sunday, 01 June 2025 at 03:37 PM 3l3520

Pandemonium broke out yesterday at Iyana Adeoyo, Ring Road area of Ibadan when an unidentified man in his thirties, attempted suicide by jumping in front of oncoming vehicle, after officers of the Oyo State commercial vehicle registration unit impounded his bike because his papers were fake.

According to eyewitnesses, the man kept on pleading, trying to explain to the officers that he didn't know his papers were fake. Unfortunately, his pleas fell on deaf ears.
That was when the man went into a frenzy, ran towards an oncoming trailer and flung himself in front of the vehicle. Onlookers jumped at him, rescued him. Before they turned again, the man threw himself under an SUV, he was pulled out again.
He then reportedly went into shock, started foaming in the mouth. Some policemen arrived and carried him to a nearby hospital.

Coming barely days after a Nairalander told us he's tired of Nigeria.

We better tail his name and help a brother in Ibadan.

El Guapo: Coming barely days after a Nairalander told us he's tired of Nigeria.

We better tail his name and help a brother in Ibadan.

You know that could be the Aare Onakakanfo Musiwa of the Satellite Image fame, after finding out that Oga Seun had finally found a way not only to BLOCK Musiwa's bandwidth-hogging satellite pictures, but to BLOCK all new Nairaland names that start with Musiwa.."

Musiwa PLEASE don't do this. Don't kill yourself, at least until I can make myself sole beneficiary of a life insurance policy on you.

Ahh! Death dey sweet the man oh!

Jakumo:

You know that could be the Aare Onakakanfo Musiwa of the Satellite Image fame, after finding out that Oga Seun had finally found a way not only to BLOCK Musiwa's bandwidth-hogging satellite pictures, but to BLOCK all new Nairaland names that start with Musiwa.."

Musiwa PLEASE don't do this. Don't kill yourself, at least until I can make myself sole beneficiary of a life insurance policy on you.

Lmao

Weyrey!

This is what happened when a Nation is not promising and yet citizen finds one or two things to get themselves only for Law Enforcement Agencies to serve as impediment for them !!


Nevertheless, Rule is Rule and Law is blindfolded !!!

q

I can relate to such feeling. when you keep on pleading, trying to explain things but getting ignored or pleas fall on deaf ears. but i can't get frustrated to this extend n do something silly like this

i thought some say naija middle class has increased ? seems to be at the expense of the poor

All I can say is that the okada should not be release. ....

GEJ is working....

I FEAR FOR THIS GENERATION

keeping mute cos i've got nothing to say.

poverty at highest level, he wanted to kill himself bcs of okada

Arrest his sorry azz. If he like make him fling himself into lagoon, he must explain what he is doing with fake papers. Bus drivers nakeding themselves, okada people attempting suicide. All in an attempt to evade the law.

This is the fustration the Ajimobi led govt. Has brought on the common people of OYO state through excessive levies and taxation

Desperado

Last Note: Sorry bros...This wont change a thing.

Policewoman: Arrest his sorry azz. If he like make him fling himself into lagoon, he must explain what he is doing with fake papers. Bus drivers nakeding themselves, okada people attempting suicide. All in an attempt to evade the law.

All of una be thieves.

Na wa o,is this d new trend,when things aren't goin ur way,commit suicide or try going naked, , frustration levels are realy rising

druid06:

All of una be thieves.

Including you sir.

Policewoman: Arrest his sorry azz. If he like make him fling himself into lagoon, he must explain what he is doing with fake papers. Bus drivers nakeding themselves, okada people attempting suicide. All in an attempt to evade the law.

i neeeeds an no-nonsence and wickedly evil devil like u as my private mopol. did u have big nyash, icecream lap + no karate? send ur cv to Chief Sweetus email adress on my profile for imediate employment. i pay hatless poeple like u well 4 secutity defense plis.

no other way..! there would be no other way for him to put food on the table for himself/family,.... poverty is killing our people. oh God! we need your quick intervention in this country.... siege!

druid06: GEJ is working....

Some people ehhh
How does GEJ's work relate to fake motorcycle papers?
Hav U considered d fact dat d okada man might be suffering some mental/emotional trauma?

In my opinion, d okada man needs to be properly counselled/taken care of

Funny story. Foolish man, on top wetin na? If u die now, the world will not come to an end. You will be buried and your okada will either be sold or used by one of the officers.

Looks like the motorcycle was his life

Jakumo:

You know that could be the Aare Onakakanfo Musiwa of the Satellite Image fame, after finding out that Oga Seun had finally found a way not only to BLOCK Musiwa's bandwidth-hogging satellite pictures, but to BLOCK all new Nairaland names that start with Musiwa.."

Musiwa PLEASE don't do this. Don't kill yourself, at least until I can make myself sole beneficiary of a life insurance policy on you.

Musiwa does not give up, he is not Chief Sweetus!

yuzedo:
i neeeeds an no-nonsence and wickedly evil devil like u as my private mopol. did u have big nyash, icecream lap + no karate? send ur cv to Chief Sweetus email adress on my profile for imediate employment. i pay hatless poeple like u well 4 secutity defense plis.

is this suppose to be a compliment?

They shud tamper justice with mercy atleast he is better dan those louzy ibadan touts parading themselves as nurtw officials

Policewoman: Arrest his sorry azz. If he like make him fling himself into lagoon, he must explain what he is doing with fake papers. Bus drivers nakeding themselves, okada people attempting suicide. All in an attempt to evade the law.

Nakeding? Tell me you were trying to sound funny, pls.

Arysexy: They shud tamper justice with mercy atleast he is better dan those louzy ibadan touts parading themselves as nurtw officials

They should tempa merci with Johnson-ushbebe's version of Ay's crib. Very funny scene.

Has Musiwa really been banned?