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For Men – 10 Funny Facts You Should Know About Women!!! (4168 Views)

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Kcxee(m): 7:00am On Jul 03, 2013
1. A woman is like a school; but she
is a school you will never graduate
from.
2. A
woman is
not like ‘dettol advert’, if you
don’t take care of her…others will.
3. Your wedding certificate with
her is not a
“driver’s Lincense”; its just
a”learners
permit”!
4. It takes time for a woman to
trust a
man, its hard to change when she
does,
but if you mess up, you might just
forget
it.
5. She can be a very bitter pill, and
a very
sweet angel, it all lies in your
approach.
6. A Woman hardly forget things;
she re the bad times
more, avoid making
her hurt.
7. A Woman can be highly
secretive..most
times when they prove hard to
men, they
go to their closet and friends to
cry!
8. ALL Women ‘love’ to be begged!
They
love it more than they love men
often!
9. When a woman is angry, over
half
of what she says- she does not
mean…
10. The most difficult time for a
woman is
when she is away from the man
she loves!
Add urs...let hav fun in the truth!!!
Beetwo(m): 7:22am On Jul 03, 2013
op, l dont tink all dis tins are applicable to naija gals o.
Kcxee(m): 7:47am On Jul 03, 2013
Beetwo: op, l dont tink all dis tins are applicable to naija gals o.
Hmmm Ur reasons
ionate88: 7:59am On Jul 03, 2013
Na wa o.

11). Never u tell a Naija "feminist" that u re d head of the house.

12). A club girl wey say clubbing no dey wrong no go ever allow her daughter to club #fact
Re: For Men – 10 Funny Facts You Should Know About Women!!! by Nobody: 8:14am On Jul 03, 2013
Na so?

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Mynd44: 8:15am On Jul 03, 2013
Hmmm.

Make I siddon for one corner
tobechi74: 3:49pm On Jul 03, 2013
Wen u copy and paste,quote d source
buoye1(m): 7:58am On Jul 08, 2013
tobechi74: Wen u copy and paste,quote d source
Thats all u av 2 say?y nt gv a reasonable cmmt nd liv da source!
Oppypoppy: 3:22pm On Aug 31, 2013
dats all true abt women. except u aint a woman.
Kslib(m): 3:58pm On Aug 31, 2013
11.. When you finally get a woman who was playing hard to get,just know that she might choke you with love..
12.. Jealous women are like MTN.. They'll follow you "everywhere you go"..
13.. When you kiss a woman and she cries with her eyes opened,just know that you need "ORAL-B" in your life and not that woman..
14.. When a woman tells you to buy her a gift worth 100,000naira when your monthly salary is only 2,500naiara,just know she's breaking up with you..
15.. If you slap your woman 3 good times,and all she says is "i love you",my guy,abeg sleep with one eye open..
16.. When a woman calls you and says "I know i have ony 1naira on my phone,but i just wanna let you knw that i love you",all she wants is recharge card..
All izz well!

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ITbomb(m): 7:22pm On Aug 31, 2013
A girl can sleep with a guy with a car for free in anticipation of better days but for a guy without a car , it is pay before service
hod898(m): 8:10pm On Aug 31, 2013
Thanks. Women! Is it true?
tomclem5: 12:24am On Sep 01, 2013
Kslib: 11.. When you finally get a woman who was playing hard to get,just know that she might choke you with love..
12.. Jealous women are like MTN.. They'll follow you "everywhere you go"..
13.. When you kiss a woman and she cries with her eyes opened,just know that you need "ORAL-B" in your life and not that woman..
14.. When a woman tells you to buy her a gift worth 100,000naira when your monthly salary is only 2,500naiara,just know she's breaking up with you..
15.. If you slap your woman 3 good times,and all she says is "i love you",my guy,abeg sleep with one eye open..
16.. When a woman calls you and says "I know i have ony 1naira on my phone,but i just wanna let you knw that i love you",all she wants is recharge card..
All izz well!
na xo o

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