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People have been known to find strange things in their food.

An example was last week when I got finished with a class and decided to cool off with a fizzy drink.

I sat on a stonebench, sipping through the straw when something not-so-liquid ed through the straw into my mouth. Eeewww!!

Quickly, I spat it out. Still don't know what it was but I do know it wasn't a roach!
Or a fly!

That brand of drink was my favourite, but now, I think I'm done with it.

I wish I could make some money off suing them...

Which also reminds me. My aunt sent me to blend some tomatoes back then. The 'engine woman' had about 3 different blending engines. Two for wet stuffs like beans and tomatoes. One industrial engine for elubo.

That faithful day, I met her blending elubo. As she overturned the last batch of elubo from the sack into the engine, a gecko that had been hiding in the sack got caught in the melee.
'Ye! Gecko jabo sinu elubo!'

The woman said helplessly as she watched the gecko disappear with the elubo into the entrails of the angry engine. She continued with what she was doing..

found armpit or pubic hair#dnt knw which # in my pap

Rat shiit in soup.

Ify Angela: found armpit or pubic hair#dnt knw which # in my pap

Ify Angela: found armpit or pubic hair#dnt knw which # in my pap

Yuck! For your sake I hope it was head-hair...lol!

omotola1: Rat shiit in soup.

Wow! Rats get in places...

A strand of Hair. And I know it's mine cos I cook my food myself.

Mammy Water Hair! Much longer than Brazilian hair and it was tasty too.

Ants Tasty!

Found fish bone in my meat pie

Housefly in my beer
Strands of hair in my meals

hair, plastic, metal

I have found a monkey's head in my food

i found a fishing hook in my egusi soup

Chugged down a bottle of Coca cola without hesitation one time. As I got close to the bottom, something unexpected hit my tongue. I spat it out....lo and behold ......Cucaracha(cockroach)!!!

found a tiny snajl in ma vegtable soup.
And also lst week,i found a roach in ma pot of banga rice.

;DI saw a giant roach in my vegetable soup in a popular eatry. The bad part was dat this soup contained crayfish, wondered if I had used pounded yam to carry a roach thinking it was a crayfish. I went irrate, couldn't eat for 3 days.

-Strands of hair in meals sometimes, I wonder how they get there even though I usually have hair net on when cooking.
-A small piece of rope inside fufu wey I buy.
I no fit all sef.

Oh boy! Na cockroach I bite inside ewedu soup o thinking it was fish. I just knew in my mouth that this isn't fish and when I spat it out 'O my God' i was like vomiting the whole food only to realise that the intestine was about to dissolve in my mouth, chai! Cant forget that.

i found winch(witch) in a kpof-kpof.!

Stone,ratshit and sometimes roaches

lola.luv:
People have been known to find strange things in their food.

An example was last week when I got finished with a class and decided to cool off with a fizzy drink.

I sat on a stonebench, sipping through the straw when something not-so-liquid ed through the straw into my mouth. Eeewww!!

Quickly, I spat it out. Still don't know what it was but I do know it wasn't a roach!
Or a fly!

That brand of drink was my favourite, but now, I think I'm done with it.

I wish I could make some money off suing them...

Which also reminds me. My aunt sent me to blend some tomatoes back then. The 'engine woman' had about 3 different blending engines. Two for wet stuffs like beans and tomatoes. One industrial engine for elubo.

That faithful day, I met her blending elubo. As she overturned the last batch of elubo from the sack into the engine, a gecko that had been hiding in the sack got caught in the melee.
'Ye! Gecko jabo sinu elubo!'

The woman said helplessly as she watched the gecko disappear with the elubo into the entrails of the angry engine. She continued with what she was doing..

your own na small nah...kia i don stop to eat women FOOD that wears attachment because , i happen to visit a decent eatry with a friend;ordered for fufu & as i a dig dip into the egusi soup with my moulded fufu hip in my hand,lol & behold.......na HAIR i come ROOT comot from the soup! "kia that woman no find things eazy that day o"

1 shortblackboy: i found a fishing hook in my egusi soup

Exactly the same thing I found in my soup. I was very surprised.

I found rubber band in my soup.I kept on chewing it thinking it was pomo! The thing no gree scatter for my mouth.na im I bring am out,lo and behold I have been stressing my teeth chewing rubber band!

roach in my beans

Hair, fishing hook, roach, flies

I found an housefly in a rice stew

O boy,i was already chewin d tin b4 i discova say na cokroch.i hate odinary maggi tochin my mouth,d day i saw a complete(undisolvd)maggi in my soup i almost vomit.CAN U IMAGIN CONDOM INSIDE RICE?!!! d day i saw it i was...

Found stone in my beans

I've found maggot(big ones) inside coke bottle that I was about †̥̥o̲̣̥ open.'Twas negligence from the bottling company. I took pictures of it †̥̥o̲̣̥ serve as evidence. When I got †̥̥o̲̣̥ coca cola company,i claimed I bought it in the night απϑ there was no light απϑ what if I had drank it. Coca cola,offered †̥̥o̲̣̥ replace the drink with one crate of mineral which I recalcitrantly declined. I threatened them I'll go †̥̥o̲̣̥ court. I relied on the classical case on law of tort, donoghue v. Stevenson, claiming for damages inter alia. After so much threats, I was given a hundred απϑ fifty thousand. I smiled home....This happened in 2004.

My babe actualy use her breast milk to make tea 4me 1day,afta I finish takin it den she told me,although I notice somow d taste waz so delicious wen takin it,infant u made me remenba dat day am gona ask 4more now bye

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[color=#990000][/color] i went 2 a resturant 2 eat loiloi & banga soup,i saw in d middle of d loiloi sometin like d tail of a lizard,since then i hate loiloi 2 d call..