NewStats: 3,263,953 , 8,182,072 topics. Date: Monday, 09 June 2025 at 02:47 AM 1j582h

This big black snake once startled me close to my house at night on my way back from work. I told my landlord so we kept on the look-out for it without success. Some months later, I returned from work at night and met my landlord sitting outside. While discussing with him, His wife noticed something moving on top of a pile of building blocks arranged in an undeveloped plot of land close to us and it turned out to be the snake. Once again it escaped.

Some days ago my landlord used rat poison to kill the small rats wrecking havoc in his apartment, He then gathered the dead rats and disposed them in the same plot of land that doubles as our refuse bin and a safe haven for the slithery creature. Just this evening we discovered that the snake was lying stone dead in the refuse bin haven probably fed on the poisoned rats. A critical observation revealed a decomposing portion in its abdomen arguably resulting from a secondary poisoning from the rats it fed on. How the mighty have fallen easily.

Petrol and rags have been used to burn up the remains to avoid the poignant smell that will infiltrate the atmosphere if it is allowed to putrefy.

NB: No pepper soup things on this as I wont have been alive to type this.

Fellow Nairalanders what specie of snake is this? Is it venomous? Please manage my camera quality.

The rate at which Cobra is increasing in this country is xo alarming

And what is Buhari doing to curtail their growth na. nawa o

Thank God it fed on that rat that was poisoned

Who did the Autopsy?

if I hear say e no reach front page...Lalasticlala ur meat is here o...but this one tdon chop rat poison

Oboy this is a big cobra � o.. but am sure our flight dey fly go FP..


And finally our flight landed at FP.. anything snake oboy na FP straight..

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tyup:
The rate at which Cobra is increasing in this country is xo alarming

And what is Buhari doing to curtail their growth na. nawa o

Their brother swallowed money sometime ago, they are searching for Nigerian money

saheedbus:
Oboy this is a big cobra � o.. but am sure our flight dey fly go FP..

This one was killed in my area yesterday.

It is a cobra- a forest cobra. Yes it is HIGHLY venomous. Would avoid humans, but very aggressive when provoked.

Since it had ruptured abdomen, then it most likely died from ingesting your landlord’s poisoned rat.

There are some poisons the snake’s system can fight off, the type Patience Ozokwo puts in her husband’s meal and has the guts to taste it before serving him. Your landlord obviously used something lethal. The rat didn’t stand a chance, neither did the snake.

The snake broke an important rule- only eat your kill. When no be say e be vulture or hyena, why e chop something wey done die?

So, how was it terrorizing your neighborhood? Did it snatch your phone or chyke your babe?

innocent cobra, rip jare. la la oya e don ready

This lalasticlala of a guy is becoming an unbecoming.

Each time I keep asking myself how snake matters keep getting him erect. Haba!

Bros, it's too much na. Or is there anything you aren't telling us?
Could it be you belong to snake hood?

I'm beginning to reason this your moniker also.

LALASTICLALA, as long as a snake.

Ok

Hmm

Jesus that is a fine spitting cobra

df

Okay

Hmmmmm so poison d kill poison ?


Bad market for LAla

What is NL waiting for to update us on d arrest of Hushpuppy

TheGiftedOne:
This big black snake once startled me close to my house at night on my way back from work. I told my landlord so we kept on the look-out for it without success. Some months later, I returned from work at night and met my landlord sitting outside. While discussing with him, His wife noticed something moving on top of a pile of building blocks arranged in an undeveloped plot of land close to us and it turned out to be the snake. Once again it escaped.

Some days ago my landlord used rat poison to kill the small rats wrecking havoc in his apartment, He then gathered the dead rats and disposed them in the same plot of land that doubles as our refuse bin and a safe haven for the slithery creature. Just this evening we discovered that the snake was lying stone dead in the refuse bin haven probably fed on the poisoned rats. A critical observation revealed a decomposing portion in its abdomen arguably resulting from a secondary poisoning from the rats it fed on. How the mighty have fallen easily.

Petrol and rags have been used to burn up the remains to avoid the poignant smell that will infiltrate the atmosphere if it is allowed to putrefy.

NB: No pepper soup things on this as I wont have been alive to type this.

Fellow Nairalanders what specie of snake is this? Is it venomous? Please manage my camera quality.

Not really a snake a lover but...

I love the OP's use/command of english, it's quite unlike some 'one-naira' english others use in their posts.

Congratulations

Whether it died a natural death or killed by poison, it'll land on the front page so far lala lives and breathes


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Lalasticlala, food don done ooo

tyup:
The rate at which Cobra is increasing in this country is xo alarming

And what is Buhari doing to curtail their growth na. nawa o

Why him go do anything when e be him brother dey train them.

Since I have been reading about and seeing pictures of snakes on Nairaland in the last 4 years, I have been extremely careful, probably paranoid.

Even rope now looks like a snake to me. I once saw something under my generator and rushed out to call boys in my neighbourhood who came out with matchete, only to find out it was a rope.

I hardly step out at night or early in the morning again.

Good

Only eat your kill

I thought reptile has strong digestive tract that can disolve and neutralise any substance.

uunwanaobong3:

I am a very strong er of black lives matter and I hate racism in all ramifications.................................... BUT when I sat back and watch the video in which Floyd was killed, something just tell me that in this whole murder episode, something is not just right..,......... If you watch carefully you will realize that the senior police officer intention & purposely wanted to kill Floyd, he press his knee on his neck and then relax there comfortably despite the plea from the junior officer to roll him (Floyd) over............................... And there was a person who video the whole episode without blinking and he wasn't even interrupted by any officer before and after the man's death and the camera man was not even hiding to film, but was right there in front of the policemen filming...................... And I just discovered that the policeman and Floyd were co-workers (as a bouncer).


I am not investigator or acted in that capacity before but something is fishy about this,, this might be more than racism, there might be a larger picture here ........................................... Come to think of it, this is an election time and this is a Democrat state with a state controlled police force.
We all know that Floyd had criminal past and he is a former porn star, a perfect foil and a perfect choice of target to kill a get away with by his friends/police officer........ And we also know that if you kill a black man live on camera, there will be a national racism protest,..... We also know that this is a time of pandemic and everyone is free and there will all be at home, no school, no work, job losses, unemployment etc a perfect foil for national protest and disaster...................... with all this points, I don't know what you feel oooooo, but I feel that there is a strong conspiracy here by politicians who carried out a perfect plan for 2020 election...... That senior policeman might be an agent sent to kill Floyd who happens to be an innocent sacrificial lamb to bring about national unrest,.... Believe me, the 3 junior officers are innocent, they are only be used by their Superior...... As for the camera person, he might be an agent i.e paid to video the incident or might not be an agent i.e an ordinary citizen who was freely allowed by senior policeman to video the incident, in order to post it online for the world to see.. believe me, America police that I know will collect cameras and phone from everyone videoing that incident especially as that man died.......... Let me ask this question, "of all the racist killing by police in America, which of the incidents was clearly video by anyone from A to Z with clean shot and posted online for the world to see?" ........... There is more to this than meet the eyes.

If I were Trump, I would have ordered FBI to take over that case for proper investigation......... Investigate the person that call the police, investigate that divisional police office and inspector, investigate the camera man and investigate the senior policeman.

All these linkages is not a coincidence

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