NewStats: 3,265,443 , 8,186,765 topics. Date: Sunday, 15 June 2025 at 01:34 AM c5d1p

As much as I don't want this to have a spiritual undertone, God did save me this night reason is,
Am already set to eat this night, Infact I was seated already na so to shit come dey worry me, I was like, if I chop finish I go shit naw but the urge was so crazy I just have to go.

Getting to the toilet, saw this snake trapped in between the toilet's window frames. How it got there, I don't know, how he got trapped, I don't know but two things could have happened

1) I might have sat down to do my thing and this serpent bite me from the head or
2) it fit Don enter inside the closet and bite my blockos(scrotum)

BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THIS IS GOD

Sb is somersaulting now to push this to FP.

I no dey chop snake o, we just burnt it and threw it away
To shit the shit self I, no fit again. If not for the fact that couldn't find that small rubber u use to collect water and wash my bumbum, I could have just sat down and got bitten



That third pics is the blood stain, immediately it brought out, it's head in between the frames, we just use stick pin the head frame, we made sure it was dead before we let it go, I no Wan hear story that touch o

Pls what type of snake is this self?

Lalasticlala
I Don more pics o

see as you dey roast am, this economy bad gan.


That is why i love windows covered with mosquito nets. It doesn't just stop mosquitoes but other unwanted Animals.
Sha, thank God for your life.

Lol. God save you
Na vex you take kill am sef

snake post always make front page

Lord lalasticlala, keeper of the realm of slithery creatures.............

Someone and his crew right now.

Oh lalalala iyo iyo iyo iyo iyo iyo

This tiny thing na him you dey call snake ba

Can a Snake walk on walls?

Now that you have killed this snake, think about those it has left behind....

Simon and girlfriend would have safely relocated the snake for you......

Okay

Pls give it to one dead rotten meat seller on Nairaland to grill mannnerlessbbqgrills is the damnnn name.

This is what he eats and come here licking an 80 years old man's rectum with reckless abandon

SB will soon come out now and start asking what have u done? That is a fruit snake .. That is a rat snake.. That is a dove snake


Omo snake na snake.. We all have natural phobia for snakes..because...


Agwo ajoka!

Evrytym snake snake snake snake.... Nah two oooooo....

na Pit Toilet u they shit put?

Fumigate your surroundings and have rest of mind.

A picture of the toilet or I don't believe it.

Lala has rushed here again... our dear snake master

I think is black mamba

I am only observing the viciousness of the killing. I find snakes creepy though. I cant stand the sight of even very small ones not to talk of this size. Seems no one is interested in eating this one.

Na for pit toilet or kaka n flush own

Nawa o! U use vex batter d snake mad
This wan be like agent

southniyikaye:
As much as I don't want this to have a spiritual undertone, God did save me this night reason is,
Am already set to eat this night, Infact I was seated already na so to shit come dey worry me, I was like, if I chop finish I go shit naw but the urge was so crazy I just have to go.

Getting to the toilet, saw this snake trapped in between the toilet's window frames. How it got there, I don't know, how he got trapped, I don't know but two things could have happened

1) I might have sat down to do my thing and this serpent bite me from the head or
2) it fit Don enter inside the closet and bite my blockos(scrotum)

BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THIS IS GOD

Congrats lalasticlala.


Hope you are on your way to church for Thanksgiving

If our guardian Angels were snakes, over 80% of Nigerians have killed their guardian angels

Op have made me switch on my toilet light while online.
Op no mek me de fear nonsense o

God will continue to keep u safe. This is indeed God's work

Na for chops na!!

See as this OP waste ma favorite food