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Warri!!!

Midjulss:
Who no Bleep toto no be human being

How this one take be parable?

You be my brother no be for mouth... Abeg show love

Rapmoney:
Make una use am dey spice una weekend. Na straight from the streets of Warri...053, area!!!

Dem nor dey tell small pikin make e nor grow big teeth but na to still grow big lips to take cover dem.

Man wey nor get money to buy drink for beer parlour dey quick contribute for other people matter.

Man wey dem give change over for shop no dey waka small small dey go house.

Pikin wey say na agbada em want take start guy go talk wetin e go wear when em old.

Snake wey say na tortoise back e wan bite get enough money to see dentist.

No matter how yansh make yanga reach, legs go still first am enter house.

Olosho die, private part rest.

The food nor sweet, the food nor sweet, nor be for Ukwuani weed.

Na say goat know say the waka waka for life plenty make am wear em own shoes come earth.

If money nor reach to take marry dem go use am play love.

Say blind man no fit see the sun no come mean say the sun no dey exist.

Dem say beauty is in the eyes of the beholder no mean say we go toast babe wey resemble monkey wey lick lime.

Na man wey no get power dey run go house go pull shirt when dem find em trouble for field.

Na too much groundnut oil make puff-puff shine buns.

Small pikin wey dey ask e papa every time why e no build house, e go soon reach em turn.

Feel free to add yours.

Mad Ooo

Pikin wey dem carry for back say e match bottle..

Person wey never start business say gain wun kill am.

Ashawo mama die, in-law nur dey.

Na cooperation dey make rice full pot.

Rice wey dey buttom of cooler today go dey on top tomorrow.

Toto water small normally, but prick must baff belleful.

Na i go do am later nai make fowl nur fly like other birds.

If your noodles done fast fast
No mean say my beans no go soft last last

dem left ear quote author=Dozie32 post=85105849]Warri!! Their fada!!! [/quote]

On seeing "WARRI proverb", I rushed to screenshot without reading first. I thought the proverb will literarily blow my mind but it literally did the opposite...
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What am I even saying

Malawian:
Na who never see problem dey use english pray

Hahaha!

Life is like dick only woman go make am hard or sweet

Person wey no no book, he say get handwriting

E nr dae e nr dae
Who naked nor dae put hand 4 pocket

If lion na barber for goat community make all the goat ready train afro

Make I still add as Warri pikin.
WARRI_PROVERBS
1. Na person wey never see problem dey use English dey pray.
2. Book wey no gree enter head go enta exam hall
3. Goat wen get mind follow lion go catch fish, make e know say weda dem catch fish or not, Lion food don set oh.
4.who naked no dey chuck hand for pocket...!
5. wetin concern dog wit family planning?..
6.Na determination dey make Okada overtake trailer for road.
7. This one good, this one good na em mad man take dey gather plenty load.
8.Pikin wey go strong go strong.... No be say until dem name am Samson.
9.Na over confidence make February no complete.
10. Do you know who I am? Do you know who I am?..Naso hold up take dey start.
11.Head wey no wan think go carry load..
12. Hand wey stay long for pocket, know say nothing de that pocket.
13. Forget Trust If trust dey, Water nor for boil Fish.
16.No matter how lizard do press-up reach, e no fit get muscle crocodile .
17. E de clear pimple, e de clear pimple na so bleaching de start.
18. Feel at home, feel at home na eim dae make visitor spoil remote
19. Escort me, escort me naso slave trade take start.
20. It's a small world!! No mean say you fit trek from Naija go London.
21. Christianity is free, but you must buy Bible
22. Person nor dey use shame chop winch o
23.Make I chop this guy money, Make I Chop this guy money. Na so ashawo take start oh.
24. You no need spoon and cutlery to chop slap.
25. Jollof Rice wey dey for bottom of pot 2day go dey for top of cooler 2moro.
26. The patient dog ... Nah hungry go kill am.
27. Na I go do am later na e make fowl no fly like other birds.
28. No food for lazy man no be for pesin wey em mama get restaurants.
29. Who dey hold landlord rentage no dey fry stew way curry dey.
30. I am covered by the blood of JESUS E no mean say make u no lock door sleep oooh
31.) Pastor wey dey pray for mad person no dey Close eye.
32.) I need pikin, I nepost ikin, na e make woman no wear pant sleep.
33.) I know too much, i know too much na e make SAN no fit recite National Anthem.
34.) This write up good, this write up good, na e make me (the writer) no come know how to count 1,2,3 again.
35.) The tin wey make egg strong for port nai make yam also soft for port
36.) Pikin way Say e mama no sleep, he self no go sleep.
37.) Sun 2 hot e nor mean say fowl go Lane boiled egg.
38.) Monkey smart monkey smart, nah because tree near tree
39.) Na run wey nor serious, Na in woman de hold breast.
40.) Na cooperation dey make rice full pot
41.) Cockroach wey say him sabi acrobatic dance where cocks are doing general meeting don waka kurukere waka
42.) Say Lion dey sick, no mean say him wit cat na mate.
43.) This burial rich, this burial rich, na e make to die hungry elders.
44.) Had it been, there is an atom of truth in tortoise, e for don kiss person.
45.) Na economy recession make teacher use ruler measure yam.
46.) Pikin wen wan chop party rice, e no dey fear dance!!!
47.) Say cat sabi swim no make am catfish.
48.) E go beta, e go beta, na e make camel still dey cari load.
49.) I no be your mate. na e make slippers get size
50.) This boy fine, this boy fine na so she open leg for 37 boys
51.) Fish wen scatter for soup still dey inside the soup.

So every pidgin English proverbs don turn to Warri's proverbs?

Warri people no get language again?

nawao to you o..dem no dey tell deaf and dumb person sey war don start

Pesin no dey use ordinary eyes go worship for cherubim and seraphim

use ur head use ur head no mean sey u go back ur head for wall

Wetin musa nor go see for gate

Electricals:
So every pidgin English proverbs don turn to Warri's proverbs?

Warri people no get language again?

Who come be dis one?

Small pikin wey dem carry for back no
know say the journey far.

Truth be say, whether na Warri, Ijaw, Anioma etc, ALL Delta na ONE especially for sense and ancestry.

Erigga
Who wahala naked follow no dey use English pray

but Bisola no dey wear pant if she show my crib.

Davash222:
Woman wey dey find pikin no dey wear pant sleep for night.

sew below

Pikin wey see breast suck na em dey fo nyanka o

Monkey smart monkey smart na because tree near

person way d eat fish go ready to swallow fish bone..

person way dey eat fish go ready to swallow fish bone..

Toto water no plenty but e reach prick take baff

guass:
Make I still add as Warri pikin.
WARRI_PROVERBS
1. Na person wey never see problem dey use English dey pray.
2. Book wey no gree enter head go enta exam hall
3. Goat wen get mind follow lion go catch fish, make e know say weda dem catch fish or not, Lion food don set oh.
4.who naked no dey chuck hand for pocket...!
5. wetin concern dog wit family planning?..
6.Na determination dey make Okada overtake trailer for road.
7. This one good, this one good na em mad man take dey gather plenty load.
8.Pikin wey go strong go strong.... No be say until dem name am Samson.
9.Na over confidence make February no complete.
10. Do you know who I am? Do you know who I am?..Naso hold up take dey start.
11.Head wey no wan think go carry load..
12. Hand wey stay long for pocket, know say nothing de that pocket.
13. Forget Trust If trust dey, Water nor for boil Fish.
16.No matter how lizard do press-up reach, e no fit get muscle crocodile .
17. E de clear pimple, e de clear pimple na so bleaching de start.
18. Feel at home, feel at home na eim dae make visitor spoil remote
19. Escort me, escort me naso slave trade take start.
20. It's a small world!! No mean say you fit trek from Naija go London.
21. Christianity is free, but you must buy Bible
22. Person nor dey use shame chop winch o
23.Make I chop this guy money, Make I Chop this guy money. Na so ashawo take start oh.
24. You no need spoon and cutlery to chop slap.
25. Jollof Rice wey dey for bottom of pot 2day go dey for top of cooler 2moro.
26. The patient dog ... Nah hungry go kill am.
27. Na I go do am later na e make fowl no fly like other birds.
28. No food for lazy man no be for pesin wey em mama get restaurants.
29. Who dey hold landlord rentage no dey fry stew way curry dey.
30. I am covered by the blood of JESUS E no mean say make u no lock door sleep oooh
31.) Pastor wey dey pray for mad person no dey Close eye.
32.) I need pikin, I nepost ikin, na e make woman no wear pant sleep.
33.) I know too much, i know too much na e make SAN no fit recite National Anthem.
34.) This write up good, this write up good, na e make me (the writer) no come know how to count 1,2,3 again.
35.) The tin wey make egg strong for port nai make yam also soft for port
36.) Pikin way Say e mama no sleep, he self no go sleep.
37.) Sun 2 hot e nor mean say fowl go Lane boiled egg.
38.) Monkey smart monkey smart, nah because tree near tree
39.) Na run wey nor serious, Na in woman de hold breast.
40.) Na cooperation dey make rice full pot
41.) Cockroach wey say him sabi acrobatic dance where cocks are doing general meeting don waka kurukere waka
42.) Say Lion dey sick, no mean say him wit cat na mate.
43.) This burial rich, this burial rich, na e make to die hungry elders.
44.) Had it been, there is an atom of truth in tortoise, e for don kiss person.
45.) Na economy recession make teacher use ruler measure yam.
46.) Pikin wen wan chop party rice, e no dey fear dance!!!
47.) Say cat sabi swim no make am catfish.
48.) E go beta, e go beta, na e make camel still dey cari load.
49.) I no be your mate. na e make slippers get size
50.) This boy fine, this boy fine na so she open leg for 37 boys
51.) Fish wen scatter for soup still dey inside the soup.