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Eaglefine(f): 2:34pm On Sep 26, 2019
My journey experience from Lagos to East.

When you're coming back from Lagos to East, in Lagos you will see Hawkers shouting.....
Gala, Lacasera, coke, fanta even red oil...
Come down to Ore, you will hear them shout..... Banana, groundnut, pure water.
Come down also to Benin, you'll hear..... Sweet bread, bottled water, plantain chips.
Come down to Delta State, you will hear.... Cashew nuts, Ukwa, akwa ogazi, bottle water.
My dear, immediately U enter onitsha Upper iweka gbam grin, you will begin to hear.... " *O'na arighari gi arighari na ahu? bia na nsogbugi alago.* shocked
As u continue down to Portharcourt, Owerri, even the almighty Aba*... you will see them in more digital forms (Hawking Medical Doctors cool I will not fail to mention I learnt almost all names of Bacteria from this guys)
*anyi nagwo pile, pile, pile, onaa kpam kpam.....*
*Gonococus Gonorhia, syphilis, hemorrhoids, staphylococcus aureaus,, staphylococcus Aegypti, Etc* cheesy Onako gi oko na private part? Nso gi ona eme ogba taa -echi okwusi? anyi nwere ogwu ya ebea grin.
As if that one is not enough, another thing you will hear
*"Agnes Nwanma dental tooth powder maka ndi eze ure* ... tongue

Enjoy your day..

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coolcharm(m): 2:51pm On Sep 26, 2019
cheesy cheesy cheesy

This one off me

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money121(m): 2:59pm On Sep 26, 2019
grin grin
This is nigeria everybody na hustler

May God bless our hustling

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NwaAmaikpe: 2:59pm On Sep 26, 2019
shocked



You must be a perpetual patron of "bus mgbachapu"

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Asowebdesign: 2:59pm On Sep 26, 2019
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drips8(m): 3:00pm On Sep 26, 2019
Hawking medical doctors

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temmypotter(m): 3:00pm On Sep 26, 2019
Space
BOOOMNAIJA: 3:00pm On Sep 26, 2019
OP SORRY O....

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oogbiko(m): 3:00pm On Sep 26, 2019
lol you try
VillageHead: 3:00pm On Sep 26, 2019
Aunty failed to mention various categories of beggars on the way.

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jagabanlewis(m): 3:01pm On Sep 26, 2019
Lol
Re: Roadside Hawkers: My Experience From Lagos To East. by Nobody: 3:01pm On Sep 26, 2019
Lol. Na true.

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dannybrasky(m): 3:01pm On Sep 26, 2019
grin

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Minjim: 3:01pm On Sep 26, 2019
Lol

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Sunofgod(m): 3:01pm On Sep 26, 2019
Enter Onitsha....na akara akara okpa okpa chin chin chin chin!

At that point i know it's safe to consume!

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CEOconcord(m): 3:01pm On Sep 26, 2019
Hh
Re: Roadside Hawkers: My Experience From Lagos To East. by Nobody: 3:01pm On Sep 26, 2019
Lolzzzzz

grin grin

Op you should have treated yourself before continuing your journey.

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1veryrealMAN1: 3:01pm On Sep 26, 2019
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noblealuu: 3:01pm On Sep 26, 2019
Menace to the society...constituting nuisance to the populace.
Bantino(m): 3:02pm On Sep 26, 2019
Hahahahahaha

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naijareferee: 3:03pm On Sep 26, 2019
But on a very serious note... Notice the progression from processed food(fanta,gala, lacasara) to natural food (banana, plantain chips, ), to okpa, plantain... Then finally to medicines to take care of all gedi gedi eaten in Lagos.

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Khd95(m): 3:03pm On Sep 26, 2019
Some of us can't relate

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dayleke: 3:03pm On Sep 26, 2019
Mateen1000:
Pls Miss Eaglefine

D nips are d points.

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sylve11: 3:04pm On Sep 26, 2019
Eaglefine:
My journey experience from Lagos to East.

When you're coming back from Lagos to East, in Lagos you will see Hawkers shouting.....
Gala, Lacasera, coke, fanta even red oil...
Come down to Ore, you will hear them shout..... Banana, groundnut, pure water.
Come down also to Benin, you'll hear..... Sweet bread, bottled water, plantain chips.
Come down to Delta State, you will hear.... Cashew nuts, Ukwa, akwa ogazi, bottle water.
My dear, immediately U enter onitsha Upper iweka gbam grin, you will begin to hear.... " *O'na arighari gi arighari na ahu? bia na nsogbugi alago.* shocked
As u continue down to Portharcourt, Owerri, even the almighty Aba*... you will see them in more digital forms (Hawking Medical Doctors cool I will not fail to mention I learnt almost all names of Bacteria from this guys)
*anyi nagwo pile, pile, pile, onaa kpam kpam.....*
*Gonococus Gonorhia, syphilis, hemorrhoids, staphylococcus aureaus,, staphylococcus Aegypti, Etc* cheesy Onako gi oko na private part? Nso gi ona eme ogba taa -echi okwusi? anyi nwere ogwu ya ebea grin.
As if that one is not enough, another thing you will hear
*"Agnes Nwanma dental tooth powder maka ndi eze ure* ... tongue

Enjoy your day..

Don't mind the kolo radio doctors. 1 wrap of herbal mixture go cure every infection in your system and even make barren women pregnant. Devil scatter them there! undecided cool

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Qadaffi2idiamin: 3:04pm On Sep 26, 2019
This is spirit that makes us devour societies where their citizens work less because we work hard
Mutemenot(m): 3:04pm On Sep 26, 2019
[quote author=Eaglefine post=82585834]

You na real nigga. You just cured my anger this afternoon . One bottle of Hero

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dayleke: 3:04pm On Sep 26, 2019
OP...

Na Naija we dey now.
Wetin you dey expect?
samuelchimmy(m): 3:04pm On Sep 26, 2019
Eaglefine:
as if that one is not enough, another thing you will hear
*"Agnes Nwanma dental tooth powder maka ndi eze ure*
... tongue

Enjoy your day..
cheesy Op you are wicked chei, made my day jare, meanwhile I have this bulk right for the coming harmattan, can deliver anywhere in Nigeria

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