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Pidginwhisper:
Me: Mummy e sun re Ooooooo!

Mum: Omo Ale!! awon ebi baba e ni wan ma sun re!

Me:E ma binu Ma. Ok, e ma sun re Oooo!

Mum:

Lol.. This is funny I never knew you were a yoruba man.

Stellamariss:
Can't think of any now, my head is blurnt now. Just check my catag result and is not something to smile with... Need someone to cheer me up now

what course are you studying?

my dad doesn't insult but does something funny.........wen Eva any of his child does something wrong, he won't utter any bad word.......he will look at u with anger for some minutes, shake his head and say "am sori".....

I.e. ur condition can not be helped.

I will never forget when my dad told me that.. if I die today he's not gonna feel my absence or importance.. mehn I was just speechless;!!

My bro in school called my mum a week after he left home for school to beg for money agsinn.. my mum told him not to dial her number again.. �

The scariest one was thr one she said to us when she was upset.. She told us that if she dies and we dare to cry that she will wake up and kill us All.

Pidginwhisper:
If dem disown you, abeg come home to daddy

Are you a soldier mate?

kendrace:
I was having like a disagreement with mom one day, my bf was over at our place and I. Thought it was over. I just went over to sit next to my bf and suddenly my mom came out, stood in front of me and said" I SCREAMED WHEN I SAW YOU AT BIRTH,THINKING I HAD GIVEN BIRTH TO A LIZARD.. YOU WERE THIS TINY, NOW YOU GOT BOOBS AND YOU THINK YOU COULD BE RUDE TO ME? " I THOUGHT THAT WAS IT BUT MOMSI BROUGHT PICTURES AND THREW THEM AT ME...I looked like a baby lizard..still can't believe that was me.. NOW I DARE NOT EXCHANGE WORDS WITH MOM CAUSE I'M SURE SHE WOULDN'T HESISTATE TO USE THOSE PICTURES AGAINST ME.

you are still tiny though only the boobs is the different lol.

kendrace:
I was having like a disagreement with mom one day, my bf was over at our place and I. Thought it was over. I just went over to sit next to my bf and suddenly my mom came out, stood in front of me and said" I SCREAMED WHEN I SAW YOU AT BIRTH,THINKING I HAD GIVEN BIRTH TO A LIZARD.. YOU WERE THIS TINY, NOW YOU GOT BOOBS AND YOU THINK YOU COULD BE RUDE TO ME? " I THOUGHT THAT WAS IT BUT MOMSI BROUGHT PICTURES AND THREW THEM AT ME...I looked like a baby lizard..still can't believe that was me.. NOW I DARE NOT EXCHANGE WORDS WITH MOM CAUSE I'M SURE SHE WOULDN'T HESISTATE TO USE THOSE PICTURES AGAINST ME.

Had to check your profile. Guess that isn't you

Pidginwhisper:
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my mum said 2 things I won't forget in a hurry.

1. while I was awaiting ission list, I put off the stove by wetting it with some water.. she had initially warned against this but the stove was proving stubborn.. she noticed andi was trying to defend my self explaining some chemistry theory abt metal and corrosion.. that the absence of oxygen will not make the stove corrode despite the water.. chai.. I shouldn't have said that.. she interjected my theory by saying sharrap... u don't no book, if u know book, u for don gain ission... God.. it was like the ground should just swallow me.. I couldn't even eat the food cooked..


second one was wen I placed the rat gum inside a dry part of our gutter... and for 2 days, no rat fell for that trap.. my mum asked who kept it der and my sis told her I was the one.. she laughed and said maybe I felt the rats were as foolish as me....

She has got epic abuses if u mess up with her..

But today, we are best of friends.. she calls me almost everyday even as an adult just to asked if I v eaten

Portgas:



Are you a soldier mate?

Yeah.

Elnino4ladies:
I never experienced those shiit


My parents hardly insult me.

wow good for you.

rezzy:


It's well. Have you checked classification result.?

we have not taken that one... Is on Thursday, that one they should scare me sef

Umartins1:
Mine was: "I shouldn't have given birth to you. You should have been flushed together with menses" Words of my mother.

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Lalasticlala, come and tell us yours

parents, they sha get wahala sometimes. it's funny how we adopt some of their attitude when we become parents. The bad part will be if we adopt their insultive attitude in dealing with our own children.

eminent007:

OK.
go get a Tyler Perry Madea movie and u will thank me later.

lol ok

"I did not kill my mother so you can't kill me"...
my mum ehn... very funny woman..
or she'll say "whether na u born me or na me born u,we go know "
They(my day and mum) have never for once Cursed anyone of us(the children) ..

Jh0wsef:


awwww.. Cheer up. Youd be fine. Time changes everything.

alright dear thanks

Mollyallex:


what course are you studying?

library and Information Science

Mollyallex:


what course are you studying?

library and Information Science

apholaryn:
u sure no b u dey carry last? no give us lie chop here o.

me no fi carry last lailai my least position na 4th for primary school but wen i enter Sss i drop small

adadike281:

Relax Boo. You remain the special one, you remain the only one

banjicom:
omo ale ni e (U are a bastard)

just because I put my hand into our pot of soup......i neva even take meat!



Thank God my dad wasn't at home!

THIEF!

Mikelowe:
my mum said 2 things I won't forget in a hurry.

1. while I was awaiting ission list, I put off the stove by wetting it with some water.. she had initially warned against this but the stove was proving stubborn.. she noticed andi was trying to defend my self explaining some chemistry theory abt metal and corrosion.. that the absence of oxygen will not make the stove corrode despite the water.. chai.. I shouldn't have said that.. she interjected my theory by saying sharrap... u don't no book, if u know book, u for don gain ission... God.. it was like the ground should just swallow me.. I couldn't even eat the food cooked..


second one was wen I placed the rat gum inside a dry part of our gutter... and for 2 days, no rat fell for that trap.. my mum asked who kept it der and my sis told her I was the one.. she laughed and said maybe I felt the rats were as foolish as me....

She has got epic abuses if u mess up with her..

But today, we are best of friends.. she calls me almost everyday even as an adult just to asked if I v eaten

hehehehehehehe chaiii!!!!!!! your mum is expert.....she finish u well....

WELL JUST KNOW THAT THOSE WORDS WERE SAID OUT OF ANNOYANCE....SHE DID NOT MEAN IT....parents will always be parents...

Pidginwhisper:
Relax Boo. You remain the special one, you remain the only one

After how many baby mamas? eh?

Mom: See all these girls that are coming near you, ehnnn, be careful o, if you touch them by their chest, or your lips touch theirs, they will become pregnant and you will become a father. Or don't you want to go to school again?

Me: I want to be a Doctor mama.

Mom: Ok good boy, oya just be careful but you can talk with them dont let your body touch theirs, you hear me?

Me: Yes ma.

Mom: That's my son

adadike281:
After how many baby mamas? eh?

You should appreciate me for being truthful boo

Fresia01:
My bro in school called my mum a week after he left home for school to beg for money agsinn.. my mum told him not to dial her number again.. �

The scariest one was thr one she said to us when she was upset.. She told us that if she dies and we dare to cry that she will wake up and kill us All.

"...SHE WILL WAKE UP AND KILL US ALL"...
he he he he he he he he he your mum is dramatic....

Well its like u were really stubborn ooooo......

Pidginwhisper:
Me: Mummy e sun re Ooooooo!

Mum: Omo Ale!! awon ebi baba e ni wan ma sun re!

Me:E ma binu Ma. Ok, e ma sun re Oooo!

Mum:

looooool... I Don laugh tire here...

Gentlevin:
"...SHE WILL WAKE UP AND KILL US ALL"...
he he he he he he he he he your mum is dramatic....

Well its like u were really stubborn ooooo......

No.. I'm quiet.. My mum does transfer of aggression. One person will provoke her, she Wilmer turn it on all of us!! So dramatic. We fear her my papa sef

Preetiex:
me no fi carry last lailai my least position na 4th for primary school but wen i enter Sss i drop small

snap your report cards na make we see

Pidginwhisper:
You should appreciate me for being truthful boo

soon, u will count me as one of d baby mamas and go for another sweet sixteen. oga soldier ronu fa!

Elnino4ladies:
I never experienced those shiit


My parents hardly insult me.

Ngwa come and take biscuit