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Nihilist:


I definitely agree. Like i said, I can play my dead great grandfather with Kante in midfield and do very well.

This is exactly why we were calling out the Grocery Bag last season.


As you could see today, the silk bag of legumes, pulses and other fart-inducing grains looked completely lost without Kante today

I quote Gary Neville in the 64th minute: Fabregas is the man of the match.

It;s worth noting that Fab didn't even score, assist, or finish the match.

MOTM with 30 minutes to play.

Nah I don't want no groceries.

Bwuahahahaha

diggz:


Whatever happened I careless .......he better improves on today's game if he wants to have anything like a future with us.

we replaced matic with another matic so far. I really don't see him getting better than this.

May be conte can improve his attacking sha.

raumdeuter:
airmark Morata scored against Man Utd

Can you tell us if Man utd is a weak opponent?

Morata should take the man of the match.. Apart from the goals he acted tough today and kept Jones, baily to their toes while making good runs. He should work on his shooting skills and stop needles cut backs of defenders and shot!!!!


This is how to influence games even if you don't score, lukaku should learn that technicality is always better than agidigba

Kante should be MOTM, imo.

raumdeuter:
airmark Morata scored against Man Utd

Can you tell us if Man utd is a weak opponent?

Yes, man united is not a weak opponent. Even with lindelgolf and smelling, benzema couldn't score or assist last time, and was bundled out of the match.

Morata just confirmed that he is better than that algerian bag of beans, protected by zidane.

lordfalcao:
Morata should take the man of the match.. Apart from the goals he acted tough today and kept Jones, baily to their toes while making good runs. He should work on his shooting skills and stop needles cut backs of defenders and shot!!!!


This is how to influence games even if you don't score, lukaku should learn that technicality is always better than agidigba

Tufia

MOTM bawo

That miss from the counter alone, I'm sure the FA will at least consider subtracting 2 goals from Morata's tally for that.

I'm pleased to announce that the Counter was started by Azpi dispossesing a sack of beans that somehow fell on to the pitch

baba bakayoko did not play like his old sef today, he was on point. No man like Christensen so composed, full of confidence and accurate with es, he is the perfect main man for this back 3

Nihilist:


I definitely agree. Like i said, I can play my dead great grandfather with Kante in midfield and do very well.

This is exactly why we were calling out the Grocery Bag last season.


As you could see today, the silk bag of legumes, pulses and other fart-inducing grains looked completely lost without Kante today

I quote Gary Neville in the 64th minute: Fabregas is the man of the match.

It;s worth noting that Fab didn't even score, assist, or finish the match.

MOTM with 30 minutes to play.

Nah I don't want no groceries.

gbammm. Totally agree.

Without a doubt, we missed kante. Conte shld neva play yoko in a two man midfield again. I think he is beta off in this formation we played today.

Hazard did'nt impress me today one bit. I did'nt like the way he played nd d multiple chances he missed.

Morata was doing wel with the hold up and link up play, bt he missed a lot of chances. I think he needs to improve on his shooting.

Alonso seriously needs competition for his position.

I love christensen. Dazzol.

I always believed that with kante returning, our winnings wl return. I love that nigga.

airmark:
Thunder shall strike anyone mentioning my moniker, anytime rudiger and morata play above average against some spineless teams.

Nonsense.

Not sure if this is worth quoting
Cc Diggz nihilist...Pls help me out

Man Utd =spineless team

Nihilist:


Tufia

MOTM bawo

That miss from the counter alone, I'm sure the FA will at least consider subtracting 2 goals from Morata's tally for that.

I'm pleased to announce that the Counter was started by Azpi dispossesing a sack of beans that somehow fell on to the pitch

honestly fab didn't do Nada for any man of the match. Apart from the needless miss morata was top notch today

Let me visit the scummies and watch them wail

EvilMetahuman:
we replaced matic with another matic so far. I really don't see him getting better than this.

May be conte can improve his attacking sha.

Stoppeeet abeg.....Yoko and matic are not mates. No allow me start to lament about yoko fvck ups today pls

diggz:


Whatever happened I careless .......he better improves on today's game if he wants to have anything like a future with us.

this one na joke or what?

You wondered is this not the same mid field that went to shit after kante's injury.

This game looked exactly like our game against athletico that we used almost same starting line up and formation. Kante was everywhere.
It was chelsea best game this season.

jaysmallz:



Not sure if this is worth quoting
Cc Diggz nihilist...Pls help me out

Man Utd =spineless team

Wait let me ask CapitalCee. He was defining club status a few hours ago

Nihilist:


Tufia

MOTM bawo
[b]
That miss from the counter alone, I'm sure the FA will at least consider subtracting 2 goals from Morata's tally for tha[/b]t.

I'm pleased to announce that the Counter was started by Azpi dispossesing a sack of beans that somehow fell on to the pitch

diggz:



Stoppeeet abeg.....Yoko and matic are not mates. No allow me start to lament about yoko fvck ups today pls

oya lament lemme also start with matic Bleep up today.

jaysmallz:



Not sure if this is worth quoting
Cc Diggz nihilist...Pls help me out

Man Utd =spineless team

I no dey house mbok

Does David Luiz have a future in your team

Conte: I don't know...


He said a bunch of other things after, but started with I dont know

Christensen a lock in FPL

EvilMetahuman:
oya lament lemme also start with matic Bleep up today.

You don't get it do you....I don't give a flying fvck if matic plays rubbish...no be my headache na scummies own. Na our own players concern me.

Did you see Jose Mourinho to shake is hand;

Conte: Handshake is not important

Nihilist:
Does David Luiz have a future in your team

Conte: I don't know...


He said a bunch of other things after, but started with I dont know

Christensen a lock in FPL

Conte done barnish Luiz from all indications....


Did you notice contes response to not shaking mou?

Nihilist:
Did you see Jose Mourinho to shake is hand;

Conte: Handshake is not important

Conte na man I swear....Italians don't give a fvck!

diggz:



You don't get it do you....I don't give a flying fvck if matic plays rubbish...no be my headache na scummies own. Na our own players concern me.

I thought we are comparing baka and matic today?

diggz:



Conte done barnish Luiz from all indications....


Did you notice contes response to not shaking mou?

laugh wan tear my belle.


You should have seen his face before the match where Jose shook his hand outside the tunnel

jaysmallz:



Not sure if this is worth quoting
Cc Diggz nihilist...Pls help me out

Man Utd =spineless team

...that goal was a SUPER Class.

I think Bakayoko and Fabregas played well with Kante behind them....very nice performance but very very wasteful in front of goal

Despite all the Morata misses, I do NOT want to see Batshuayi any where near our starting 11. Unless its Carabao cup.

One thing I was particularly impressed about Baka was that even after he had missed two clear cut chances he still had that confidence to keep trying he didnt go back into his shell like a lot of young players would Lose come confidence trying not to make a mistake but he just kept going...that's a mental trait of champions at 22 his potential is frightening.

There we had it matic vs bakayoko, they are actually quite different players but on thing in common is the defensive output, in of energy and impact Baka rules conte himself said it that Baka is very good without the ball, he's accomplished as a defensive midfielder at world level. If he can slug it out with almight matic and hold his own I think the comparisons can stop now. He young and he maybe the worst er to some although I just think he's being overconfident which is good but like it or not he's now a mainstay in our midfield.

Nihilist:


laugh wan tear my belle.


You should have seen his face before the match where Jose shook his hand outside the tunnel

Bwuahahahaha...I saw it