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You are crying with heavy heart while I'm having fun.

kabrud:

Pain? I laff in chest beating. Apart from typing the garbage you are used to on nairaland, any other thing? Dare you even say 100th of what you typed here in the presence of any of his domestic servants? Even if Buhari dies today, pls can you the age at which the bearded coward already finished by termites died?
You can only wish to be friend to aisha domestic servant and that is only a wish which will take more than a miracle to actualise. Yes aisha is in purdah but based on what some Ugandan jews analyse about her dressing, I doubt if your entire live savings (if you even have) can buy the cheapest of her necklaces. Fact.
You are even talking about Nigeria when what you should be saying is biafla

connectpoint:



then go buhari where he is.. good nyt...a le fi o ri e fi bora fun... aboba ku..

You know powerful and stronger men are willing to him where is at the moment and undoubtedly, a single signature from him will stop you from being ......

QueenOfNepal:
You are crying with heavy heart while I'm having fun.

That is just all, nothing more or is there any other thing? And this is how you are hitting buhari with truth?
Ipobs and reasoning are always parallel.

What about the baboons and monkeys? Are they included in the futile prayer?

GQman:
At least they agree, Nigeria is a Zoo!

if you contribute to zoo discussion then i stand to be corrected: you are an animal!!!! hyena or tortoise?

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kabrud:


Read it very slowly, don't be in a hurry, aisha is already light-years ahead and I doubt if you can catch up with even the friends or relations of the poorest of her domestic servants. Those ones are also several millions of kilometres ahead.
So no need to be in a hurry, read very slowly, those ones are already ahead.

I swear you get time.

QueenOfNepal:
Aisha buhari should shut up and tend to her dying husband. Except the Lord is partial that's when he will heed the prayers of someone who has murdered many souls with children unjustly.



I know the Christian God don't have time fpr buhari although the Muslim god might look him side because his Prophet won souls through the sword



P.S The way they are using animals to describe Nigerians show that it's now a Zoo

Christian God... Muslim god...and yet you call other people extremists... What a pity

ngolokante:


Christian God... Muslim god...and yet you call other people extremists... What a pity

Everyone has his god

Sarakey is d hyenas and d biafrian are d jackal..... Osinbjo is d weeker animal.

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GQman:
At least they agree, Nigeria is a Zoo!

haabaaaa ���

Long live all the ANIMALS


Including you this animal reading this


What exactly did Nnamdi Kanu call Nigeria again?

GQman:
At least they agree, Nigeria is a Zoo!

Am glad Kanu has been justified. Praise be to God.

deomelo:



And who are the animals in the zoo since all zoos have animals?

If you do believe Nigeria is a zoo, it means you and yours are animals in the same zoo.

Thanks for letting us know you are an animal.

I am not a Nigerian, unity beggar...

kabrud:
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And you you were given quite notice to vacate the zoo but what did you do? You started running from pillar to post shouting blue murder, didn't you?

The buzz of the inconsequential insects and gnats...this is it!

LionDeLeo:

More appropriate for IT.
Don't dignify that thing.

have my reason for it...snc your amebo yourself, noted

Pls it depends on who is d king in reference here, is it Mufasa or Scar?cos i b'eve we all watched n know d lion king story

connectpoint:



How did you Jamb with your lame understanding of plain aptitude...you make haste to run without understanding,multiple words without wisdom.. O ye wise one...show me where I wished him death...Please i'm begging

What's Jamb, aptitude and whatever unintelligent rubbish you are spewing got to do with your mean spirited rants and wishing death on another human being?


Face your death wish routine and stop misusing words like a dummy.

deomelo:


What's Jamb, aptitude and whatever unintelligent rubbish you are spewing got to do with your mean spirited rants and wishing death on another human being?


Face your death wish routine and stop misusing words like a dummy.

it took you 5 hours to come up with this ? Shame on your mentor...

kenny987:
Yet some will cry that someone called Nigeria a zoo. The real animals know that they are animals and have acknowledged same then some inconsequential insects and gnats will be buzzing around with their dirty noises.

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Ogalanyachieze:
haha kanu matter don pain you die

Who be Kanu? See this one. I don't care what he does as long as he's doing it for you people over there. In fact he's a blessing in disguise, you people can have your Biafra and free up our resources for us, because our cities are already over populated. Kanu no do me anything, in fact I'm just having fun trolling you guys, you need some people to open your eyes to the impending big fraud that this Kunu thing want to do to you, but I guess as usual you won't listen.

QueenOfNepal:
Aisha buhari should shut up and tend to her dying husband. Except the Lord is partial that's when he will heed the prayers of someone who has murdered many souls with children unjustly.



I know the Christian God don't have time fpr buhari although the Muslim god might look him side because his Prophet won souls through the sword



P.S The way they are using animals to describe Nigerians show that it's now a Zoo

connectpoint:



it took you 5 hours to come up with this ? Shame on your mentor...

Like I sit on NL all day, every second of the day like a jobless loser and unintelligent clown like you..

You lil ipob kids sure know how to overestimate your miserable importance.

I don't even know what's this got to do with your evil and death wishing rhetorics.

kabrud:
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Muslims don't even need prayers made to your god and even if you say those prayers, muslims don't respond, so don't get too worked up.
But what has ur "impartial" god done for you and Ugandan jews compared to Mrs aisha apart from running all over the internet typing garbage?
Interestingly, Buhari has outlived many Ugandan jews including the bearded coward exiled to ivory coast by an army later commanded by the same Buhari at less than 40yrs of age and will of course live longer than the present god of the ipobs in person of monkey kanu. Get this fact into ur skulls.

one thing you left out upon all of this yet no Muslim is happy in his heart.. You still dont have satisfaction. ..no peace in North how many people have died from Boko Haram.. .

kabrud:
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Absolute nonsense. You should be happy to have been directed to leave the zoo rather than making unnecessary comments attracting sympathy through some garnished lies about how you own 98% of the property in the zoo.

fools when biafra comes no igbo man will want to stay in the north like before

ripbubu:
one thing you left out upon all of this yet no Muslim is happy in his heart.. You still dont have satisfaction. ..no peace in North how many people have died from Boko Haram.. .

What's this one saying? Tell me which of you is happy. What exactly do you mean by satisfaction? Let me tell you how the unsatisfied behave.

They are characterised mostly by the underlisted.

1. Human rituals
2. Human trafficking
3. Drug trafficking (shoving stuff up the anus inclusive)
4. Armed robbery
5. prostitution
6. Hacking of brothers to death
7. Cannibalism
8. Selling of fake spare parts and expired drugs
9. Kidnapping/"EVANING"
10. Akpu Operating systems in Android phones.

All these are pure signs of lack of satisfaction. A region that has practically become a dungeon of cannibalism where dog eat dog is talking about lack of satisfaction.

Again, pls, tell me where peace exists in the entire Eeast.

Is it cases of occultic killings, communal killings, ubiquitous cases of armed robbery, brothers hacking themselves to death because of little parcel of land, killing of old women on of withcraft, roasting of pick pockets to death, etc? Just tell me where is safe, just one place.

ripbubu:
fools when biafra comes no igbo man will want to stay in the north like before

At least they should have demonstrated this by complying with a very clear directive to pack and get out, even by half.

senatorizyking:



I am not a Nigerian, unity beggar...

Already stale right from the day real unity beggars started shuttling between kaduna and Abuja seriously begging for unity.

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LionDeLeo:


What's this one saying? Tell me which of you is happy. What exactly do you mean by satisfaction? Let me tell you how the unsatisfied behave.

They are characterised mostly by the underlisted.

1. Human rituals
2. Human trafficking
3. Drug trafficking (shoving stuff up the anus inclusive)
4. Armed robbery
5. prostitution
6. Hacking of brothers to death
7. Cannibalism
8. Selling of fake spare parts and expired drugs
9. Kidnapping/"EVANING"
10. Akpu Operating systems in Android phones.

All these are pure signs of lack of satisfaction. A region that has practically become a dungeon of cannibalism where dog eat dog is talking about lack of satisfaction.

Again, pls, tell me where peace exists in the entire Eest.

Is it cases of occultic killings, communal killings, ubiquitous cases of armed robbery, brothers hacking themselves to death because of little parcel of land, killing of old women on of withcraft, roasting of pick pockets to death, etc? Just tell me where is safe, just one place.

According to the UN SE is the most secure region in Nigeria. Might not be Iceland level of peace but it is still ahead of some regions plagued with deadly islamic extremists.

Btw Boko Haram is the deadliest terror group in the world, deadlier than Al qaeda and ISIS. I can also provide a link and screencap for that. I always come with facts and figures, unlike you propaganda spewing morons.

LionDeLeo:

You must have gotten the word "slowpoke" twisted because in actual sense, you perfectly fit into any of its meaning as evident by your lame attempt at presenting screen pictures of some propaganda reports.

However, even if that is the yardstick as opposed to what is practically on ground, your region is indeed the gold medalist as contained in the report below.

Are you blind or just dumb? When did Port Harcourt become part of SE Nigeria?
Btw that report is 8yrs old while mine was released just last year. It also clearly stated by a reputable organization like the UN that NW and NE are the least secure in Nigeria.
http://punchng.com/seast-safest-place-live-says-un/