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Lalas247(f): 5:58pm On Jul 08, 2017
teesmarth:


That one is confidential grin grin grin grin
Let me send you a pm
Check my YIM
E better make sense or grin u know d rest
henrylowe(m): 6:54pm On Jul 08, 2017
This is very hilarious cheesy
I hope Lalasticlala has seen this
Alariwo2: 10:06pm On Jul 08, 2017
When she re every episode of Telemundo and Zeeworld but can't your birthday. My brother yours na serious gobe

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Skmoda360(m): 10:08pm On Jul 08, 2017
tosyne2much:
6. If you're very good in bed yet you lose your girlfriend to a one minute guy
this one weak me. tosyne2much clear for road i wan faint...lol hehehehe!
IBreakRules: 10:10pm On Jul 08, 2017
this OP is a mad man I swear.
Skmoda360(m): 10:13pm On Jul 08, 2017
optional1:

Tosyne u not organized today why?

D for d!ck
are you a nigga?
tosyne2much(m): 10:18pm On Jul 08, 2017
Skmoda360:

this one weak me. tosyne2much clear for road i wan faint...lol hehehehe!
The case get as e be ooooo cheesy
lincs25(m): 10:20pm On Jul 08, 2017
Number si x, though it happen to me!
Drnice: 10:25pm On Jul 08, 2017
When you pay her tuition fees every section and yet your siblings are going about selling fufu(akpu).
tosyne2much(m): 10:29pm On Jul 08, 2017
IBreakRules:
this OP is a mad man I swear.
No vex for me jawe cheesy cheesy
kenoz(m): 10:40pm On Jul 08, 2017
grin
Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Don't Want You To Have A Girlfriend by Nobody: 10:48pm On Jul 08, 2017
Dudes=more than one
You Hussle?
Jenny1010:
i hate those 5 second dudes.
SaintAlbert53: 10:48pm On Jul 08, 2017
optional1:


P for pussy
but my teacher said P is for pot..
aunty what is the meaning of this Pussy you just taught me now, I think I prefer it to pot sef..

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Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Don't Want You To Have A Girlfriend by Nobody: 10:51pm On Jul 08, 2017
Which do you like?
Leriebloom:
Number 5 got me cracking up grin but for number 8 sha....not all girls like handsome and Mr smooth na grin
They rather go for the beast that is easier to keep grin grin
NLProblemChild(m): 10:55pm On Jul 08, 2017
Tahrah:
grin grin
always on every thread..
Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Don't Want You To Have A Girlfriend by Nobody: 10:56pm On Jul 08, 2017
Hope you know she's a runs girl. Don't go discussing hi hi,just ask what it takes to have her over .
teesmarth:


That one is confidential grin grin grin grin
Let me send you a pm
firo08(m): 11:01pm On Jul 08, 2017
Lol.. no 1 $5 is really funny
SaintAlbert53: 11:08pm On Jul 08, 2017
Leriebloom:


That fella is scAry shocked
I love the way you always talk...Wouldn't mind having a real friend like you though!
Olibboy: 11:11pm On Jul 08, 2017
tosyne2much:
5. If you travel to meet your babe and you end up in the hands of Evans guys cheesy
this one weak me abeg shift make I faint for here
crunchyg: 11:24pm On Jul 08, 2017
optional1:


P for pussy
I can't believe you wrote this rubbish, I used to think you are a good girl before
Just2million(m): 11:26pm On Jul 08, 2017
That moment when all the girls i've picked interest in already have boyfriends... I knw my village peepu have hand
wristbangle: 11:59pm On Jul 08, 2017
grin grin

Tosyne2much oo!
AleeDee(m): 12:06am On Jul 09, 2017
I swr na to rmv my kidney bak. I kindky doated it and i'll kindly undonate it

tosyne2much:
9. If you donate your kidney to your girlfriend and you guys quarrel and she says "what have you done for me gan sef that your mates have not done before ?"
IJOBA2: 12:40am On Jul 09, 2017
optional1:

Tosyne u not organized today why?

D for d!ck
E BE LIKE SAY YOU SVCK AM TODAY
Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Don't Want You To Have A Girlfriend by Nobody: 2:38am On Jul 09, 2017
grin grin grin..now this is funny

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Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Don't Want You To Have A Girlfriend by Nobody: 3:39am On Jul 09, 2017
Jenny1010:
i hate those 5 second dudes.
what about a 2 hour dude. just kidding... its just an hour and 30 minutes.
Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Don't Want You To Have A Girlfriend by Nobody: 3:41am On Jul 09, 2017
Jenny1010:

you want to hurt yourself
I love being hurt. Hurt is my middle name
Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Don't Want You To Have A Girlfriend by Nobody: 3:43am On Jul 09, 2017
tosyne2much:
That's the same way I am offline bro cheesy
I would have loved to be ur friend if u won't consider me gay lol
Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Don't Want You To Have A Girlfriend by Nobody: 3:45am On Jul 09, 2017
Lalas247:

Check my YIM
E better make sense or grin u know d rest
it make sense for me. Should I dive in?
Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Don't Want You To Have A Girlfriend by Nobody: 3:46am On Jul 09, 2017
IBreakRules:
this OP is a mad man I swear.
Ah! Agbalagba
Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Don't Want You To Have A Girlfriend by Nobody: 3:48am On Jul 09, 2017
SaintAlbert53:

but my teacher said P is for pot..
aunty what is the meaning of this Pussy you just taught me now, I think I prefer it to pot sef..
it means cat more like Pussy Cat. They sound like ... let me cum and be going
Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Don't Want You To Have A Girlfriend by Nobody: 3:49am On Jul 09, 2017
NLProblemChild:
always on every thread..
I thought I told u and gave you reasons to change your name

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