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– A 26-year-old man was found dead in his room after performing a solo sex act on himself

– The student reportedly died of auto-erotic asphixation in front of his laptop

Neighbours of Christopher Harrold found him hanging in the corner of his bedroom after being absent for several days in Redland, Bristol, England.

The 26-year-old had reportedly pleasured himself and strangled himself as a way of ireasing sexual excitement by restricting oxygen flow to the brain. According to police reports, a laptop and mobile phone was found near his body in his room.


Although no further details about his death were given a coroner believed that the young man didn’t plan to hurt or kill himself. Post mortem examination as well as the circumstances around the death pointed at auto-erotic asphixation as the cause of death.


Days before tragedy Mr Harrold moved into his new house which he shared with his three close friends and was in good spirits, according to his family. That’s why his neighbours noticed his absence only two days after his bizarre unintentional suicide.

One more odd death was reported by foreign media about a 20-year-old woman who ed away minutes after kissing her boyfriend.

https://www.naij.com/914934-student-dies-in-front-of-laptop.html

issorait shebi konji have killed him now? girls will be happy.

Endtime masturbation. Endtime Laptop

What a way to go.

Vaseline crew, coman see

Okay.... So, let's go!!!

This is what it means to 'die on the job'.
Hahahaha
Konji the B*STARD

Pics or adonbilivit

Damn, what a way to die.

I hate girls dat mensturates. How can blood coming fron your BIG T0TO wet ur pants and skirt,yet u claim to be sophisticated. *Smells*

mizzbouqui:
Pics or adonbilivit

lol

don't know why some guys prefer to masturbate than experience the real deal... masturbation itself destroys the brain. now it has led to the death of a young man.

Konji na bastarrrd

1000 ways to die: Konji-cuted

But seriously, who knows how many rejections he might have suffered from girls. Girls are wicked

On the other hand, why would he wanna cum while suffocating?

RIP to him tho

*in Wizkid's voice* KONJI, I fit die ontop ur matter eeeeh KONJI oo!

mizzbouqui:
Pics or adonbilivit

Preeq dey hungry u abi

Americans dey overdo sha.. y u go wan strangle urself because of masturbation? annnikky dis ur dp make pesin no die ontop ur matter too o

i don de fear vaseline now.

Eyah. Wanking gone wrong.

crotonite:
i don de fear vaseline now.

Bruh na imaginary sure o,no touching

chojo3000:
Americans dey overdo sha.. y u go wan strangle urself because of masturbation? annnikky dis ur dp make pesin no die ontop ur matter too o

Hw na

Nawa oo

chojo3000:

Bruh na imaginary sure o,no touching

u sabi free hand style i wan learn am.

CALL TO GLORY

With deep sense of loss and a total submission to the will of God, we the Vasline crew regret to announce the untimely death of our illustrious brother, boyfriend and member Mr. Christopher Harrold, which sad event occurred two days ago after trying to use his normal satisfaction cream.

Burial Arrangements

Friday 5th August, corpse leave the England mortuary to his home town No, 15, vaseline street for a lying in state and interment follows immediately.


Sleep on Christopher till will meet to part no more.

Fondly ed by his stingy girlfriend his crew.

Stormyweather:
issorait shebi konji have killed him now? girls will be happy.

lol

I'm sure the nigga had a girlfriend who didn't show on time after taking a cocktail (pun intended ) of burantanshi Tramadol, Viagra and some other konji enhanching drugs.




I fear those aphrodisac ehnnn



From a konji- afflicted brother, I say RIP bro.

kuchikau:

I hate girls dat mensturates. How can blood coming fron your BIG T0TO wet ur pants and skirt,yet u claim to be sophisticated. *Smells*

dis guy na werey,someone dash him some brain

dear u need to believe it is real

mizzbouqui:
Pics or adonbilivit

chojo3000:
Americans dey overdo sha.. y u go wan strangle urself because of masturbation? annnikky dis ur dp make pesin no die ontop ur matter too o

i hv tried it once, and i can proudly tell you that is the best orgassm i hv ever had. u can give it a try if u don't mind. mind u, it can be addictive

hmmm he died in active service