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1. When you your mother telling you “beans will make you tall” but you’re still the size of bedside fridge.



Chai! All that beans I ate.

2. When your father told you to go and wear your shoes to follow him out and then drove off.




The pain is still fresh.

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3. When you asked your parents for Game Boy and they got you



ARE THEY THE SAME?

4. When your primary school told you they were bringing Barney and Father Christmas for the end-of-the-year party and brought



Who be these ones?

5. When you finally came first and reminded your father that he promised to buy you something.



Ah! Is it like that?

lol. @,photoshoot make one of pictures GoT fans can relate to and mention me

6. When you ask your mother for all the money she has been “helping” you save.



“Have you not been eating in my house?”



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7. When your mother told you that you’d see your agemates at the Owambe but you only see adults and toddlers.




The worst.

8. You, the first time you saw someone put stew on their jollof rice.



How is it doing you?

9. Whenever you opened that icecream container you saw in the freezer.



THE DISAPPOINTMENT!

10. When your mother that beat you for lying told you to lie that she is not around.



Oh? It’s like that?

11. Whenever you opened those Danish cookies you saw in your mother’s room.



THE BETRAYAL! Abi when did cookies turn to sewing kit?

12. When that shirt your mother swore you’d “grow into” is still not your size 10 years later.



See why I don’t trust people.

13. When your father just zooms past Mr. Biggs on the way from church.



If we don’t eat meatpie on Sunday, when will we ehn?

14. When your mother that said “let’s be going” an hour ago is still gisting.




Can we go oh?

Funny indeed

Land secured...

When you carry First after all the promises...

And they tell you...."The person carrying it before nko??"

11, 7 AND 6

15. When your mother that said “tell the truth, I won’t beat you” says “go and bring the cane.”




Na me mess up sha.



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RealJaneDoe:
lol. @,photoshoot make one of pictures GoT fans can relate to and mention me

I didn't watch game of thrones oh



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BiafraBushBoy:
Land secured...

When you carry First after all the promises...

And they tell you...."The person carrying it before nko??"

that face mehn!

When your dad and all his classmates told you and all their kids they used to come 1st every term in school

photoshoot:


I didn't watch game of thrones oh



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Lalasticlala

Okay your blog is nice and unique by the way keep it up

photoshoot:
9. Whenever you opened that icecream container you saw in the freezer.



THE DISAPPOINTMENT!

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Kajoepops kayjoepops

Lol, this is hilarious

I WAS HERE

Nice one photoshoot

photoshoot:
11. Whenever you opened those Danish cookies you saw in your mother’s room.

THE BETRAYAL! Abi when did cookies turn to sewing kit?

this one cracked me up big time

photoshoot:
13. When your father just zooms past Mr. Biggs on the way from church.



If we don’t eat meatpie on Sunday, when will we ehn?

this one

Ladycloud:
this one

lool