NewStats: 3,263,166 , 8,179,299 topics. Date: Wednesday, 04 June 2025 at 10:01 PM 285p2e

Pritycrystal:
Ma dear. I just like being careful. U never can tell. Don't give chance to d witches in ur village , it's better to b prepared whether d CUL comes or not than to b caught unawares.

Lol, Datz so true. As it is nw my Waka no straight. I am in Aba nw, my clearance documents re in warri... so... horrible. I sent u a pm Pls respond.

Hmmm. Can't find it. Guess it will pop up soon. Just try n sort urself out. Time runs super fast dis days.

Greyworld:


Lol, Datz so true. As it is nw my Waka no straight. I am in Aba nw, my clearance documents re in warri... so... horrible. I sent u a pm Pls respond.

Fraiser:
naso my guy... You too dey do green bottle? E don pure finish b dat...

Y not! Dere is an adage that says "he who brings green bottles bringeth life, and obtains favours from d gods"

Fraiser:
lolssssss baba I go give u d link to ISIS in syria dos guys are really looking for fighters...

But I need to execute d project in Nigeria NYSC Abuja........at noon a working day where all d staff I mean all including cleaner will be on duty...........................baba how u see am.

Lvlink:
Because he wants to see his 'source' of LIFE, he wants to actually see where he came from

MemphisDepay how true is this statement??

daudae1:
stop decieving People NO Call was made to de DG Kazaure...His fone numbers canot be exposed to such a Local station..

With all due respect, I think this comment of yours is fantastically poisonous sir. Many on this thread times without number glorified you for delivering on this platform key information that turned out true. Some even say when you speak it is as though a god has spoken & their doubts & worried is cleared instantly.
But in the course of this heart troubling season of longsuffering & waiting for the printing of CUL, you posted on Thursdays & said by way of paraphrasing "whether you got an SMS or not everyone shall be able to print their cul from 2pm tomorrow, 13th May." That information of yours never got the supply of oxygen to become true. We didn't cruxify you on that & neither did we stop singing your praise.
Therefore, I'd like to say that you didn't display maturity in your comment quoted & you must know that, NO MAN HAS 100% KNOWLEDGE OF WHATEVER HE THINKS HE KNOWS!
I like to encourage everyone here to be strong, be of good cheer and courageous, don't you forget that God's will for you is greater than your biggest desire.
Thank you sir!

Aieboocaar:

MemphisDepay how true is this statement??

Ah! I don't know ooooooo

please expanciate further

Precious91:

Blood of zechariah.Carries my dane gun to shoot that nigga down.My lvlink.hian

Haaa! Guy u don hear of Smartins1 b4?!! D only guy wey em chest dey tear shirt! My broda beta comot hand for lvlink mata woo...

Aieboocaar:


Haaa! Guy u don hear of Smartins1 b4?!! D only guy wey em chest dey tear shirt! My broda beta comot hand for lvlink mata woo...

runs away

omo....mehnnn!!!! Make I just wake up tomorrow come see message from nysc 'dear**** U can now print your call up letter, on our site with your nysc.org.ng'............chaii!!!!!! Ske-le-le-le skelewu- skelewu eah!!! Shakiti bobo month fe ra ferari bobo.. come add one better shoki ehhH shoki oya shoki chai!!!! U dey feel am omo see grooovving, serious gbedu.....faji elele U dey feel am, U dey feel am



Kai nysc see waiting una turn me to

innosaint27:




With all due respect, I think this comment of yours is fantastically poisonous sir. Many on this thread times without number glorified you for delivering on this platform key information that turned out true. Some even say when you speak it is as though a god has spoken & their doubts & worried is cleared instantly.
But in the course of this heart troubling season of longsuffering & waiting for the printing of CUL, you posted on Thursdays & said by way of paraphrasing "whether you got an SMS or not everyone shall be able to print their cul from 2pm tomorrow, 13th May." That information of yours never got the supply of oxygen to become true. We didn't cruxify you on that & neither did we stop singing your praise.
Therefore, I'd like to say that you didn't display maturity in your comment quoted & you must know that, NO MAN HAS 100% KNOWLEDGE OF WHATEVER HE THINKS HE KNOWS!
I like to encourage everyone here to be strong, be of good cheer and courageous, don't you forget that God's will for you is greater than your biggest desire.
Thank you sir!

All this Grammar cos CUL never show, shaking my head in Christ

Pritycrystal:
Hmmm. Can't find it. Guess it will pop up soon. Just try n sort urself out. Time runs super fast dis days.

Wud send anorda. Heard we paid abt 4k in d bank ryt? And anorda in d faculty. Hw 2ru is dat?

innosaint27:




With all due respect, I think this comment of yours is fantastically poisonous sir. Many on this thread times without number glorified you for delivering on this platform key information that turned out true. Some even say when you speak it is as though a god has spoken & their doubts & worried is cleared instantly.
But in the course of this heart troubling season of longsuffering & waiting for the printing of CUL, you posted on Thursdays & said by way of paraphrasing "whether you got an SMS or not everyone shall be able to print their cul from 2pm tomorrow, 13th May." That information of yours never got the supply of oxygen to become true. We didn't cruxify you on that & neither did we stop singing your praise.
Therefore, I'd like to say that you didn't display maturity in your comment quoted & you must know that, NO MAN HAS 100% KNOWLEDGE OF WHATEVER HE THINKS HE KNOWS!
I like to encourage everyone here to be strong, be of good cheer and courageous, don't you forget that God's will for you is greater than your biggest desire.
Thank you sir!

I feel like crying........its just like watching telemundo, nice piece bro.

I paid 8k to get mine. Heard it depends on d faculty though. 3500 for d certificate jacket. 500 for whateva.

Greyworld:

Wud send anorda. Heard we paid abt 4k in d bank ryt? And anorda in d faculty. Hw 2ru is dat?

Luisema4luv:
Sipping my cold beer nd waiting for nysc to finish dia script

OK you mean say them dey plan as them go take act tomorrow. OK we dey wait

Lvlink:
honestly i'm not fine. I am running temperature now, and i am filled with a lot of imaginations.


*Imagine if by tomorrow nysc did not respond?

*imagine if by Tuesday and Wednesday they still remained mute?

*and imagine if we are still going to actually spend another extra 2months because of postponement?

Honestly i'm running temperature already, because all the information so far, none has been proven 90% reliable!

Dearie.. Please take it easy. Everything will be alright. Don't stress. Eat, sleep, play, work, before you know what's happening, it'd all be over

Pritycrystal:
I paid 8k to get mine. Heard it depends on d faculty though. 3500 for d certificate jacket. 500 for whateva.

OK, I just hope d strike is evaded. I ll be in dat calabar hopefully by tuesday, and remain der til nysc release my CUL.

I av sent anorda pm tho Pls check.

Lvlink:
asin eh.......

I dont understand that guy again ooo

he responds only to counter peoples info, but the other time he posted, he was very positive that printing of CUL starts by 2pm on Saturday, it turned out to be false.

cc daudae1

am telling you... his info has not been 100% accurate, he authoritatively told us we will print CUL by 2pm on Thursday of which the opposite was d case. So we do not expect anybody to give 100% accurate info, even nysc staff can not even give accurate info. All we want is info dat will calm our nerves nd renew our hope.

What shud we do if we are delayed till july?what strategies can we use stage a protest?

Aieboocaar:


Y not! Dere is an adage that says "he who brings green bottles bringeth life, and obtains favours from d gods"

lol... you b correct guy aswear

Lvlink:
honestly i'm not fine. I am running temperature now, and i am filled with a lot of imaginations.


*Imagine if by tomorrow nysc did not respond?

*imagine if by Tuesday and Wednesday they still remained mute?

*and imagine if we are still going to actually spend another extra 2months because of postponement?

Honestly i'm running temperature already, because all the information so far, none has been proven 90% reliable!

90% too much, ah neva see 30% sef.......all of dem neva right one single time jare

When I first heard the word PSYCHOLOGY. I spelt "Sychology". I didn't know there was a 'silent' letter "P".
When Buhari and APC promised ₦45 as PMS pump price. I didn't also know there was a 'silent' hundred naira
before it!
When NYSC said 13th-21th may I didn't knw there was a silent 2017
But now, I've learnt my lessons!!
‪#‎ APCdeceit‬

Before I rate JAMB as the most unorganized organization but now NYSC is rated as number 1

najeemefcc:
Before I rate JAMB as the most unorganized organization but now NYSC is rated as number 1

baba........I reach jamb office on Friday for ikoyi, i wan cry for ds country.....JAMB na number 1......Jamb own is strong

i was in Nigeriainfo fm, and the DG was called and he confirmed that the department of ict are done with the compilation of CUL for stream ii batch a, but as a result of the fatique undergoed on the 13th of may, which they had to print and distribute their PPA and POP confirmation to them, They were unable to combine fulfill the order task, hoping it would have been done on saturday, but its a public sector and only work from monday to friday, so he assured that as from 8a.m, 16th may the portal wud be opened, if you doubt me you can go to nigeriainfo website get a and make inquiries abt the conversation, thank you!

Philo101:
The uncertainty is too much. I don taya already.
This one I'm seeing stuff about people that didn't get text messages not going. I strongly believe it is either we all are going or we all are not going.
The last message I got from NYSC is the one that goes.... "because you are not in stream one... "
I didn't get any other message., it kinda got me restless but I know all is well sha. Let's keep hope alive. One love

And you wouldn't know how much I hated that message... Especially the way they started it with "BECAUSE"... Twas very annoying!.....

daudae1:
PPA letters are prepared and done at de state secretariates and not online..and not Even in the HQTs.

Hey bros, right from the days of GC I for one have always been an authentic believer of ur news whether good or bad right till we got to this hamlet. However, u have one terrible attitude which is coming at people dat have an info dat is not from u. I see the praises we shower on u had gotten to ur head so much so that u want to be the only 'god' with authentic info and in a bid to maintain that position would shout down people with info that seems almost legit but not announced by u. When mister parade Commander came to give us bad news, u were among those of us who shouted him down and stated matter of factly that we would be printing CULs from 2 p.m, Friday the 13th and when dat didn't happen nobody really crucified u. U only started panicking saying FG hasn't approved funds for stream 2 when after realizing ur predictions didn't hold water of which u kept silent for a yle before coming to say that. (As it is now sef, no one really knows what, YOU INCLUSIVE, everyone's just hoping)
So mister info from hqtrs, everyone has a voice and don't underestimate the power anyone here has to get info.
#U are not alpha and omega
#No be only u sabi person for NYSC

Fraiser:
lol... Naso e dey b o, after I don catch u sey na under bed u hide put, I go com u for dia so dat I go fit drag u out as i dey try do dat d two of us go com com hook for dia, e go just b lyk sey one magnet dey drag us com back... So we go com chill make d power of d magnet reduce small nd during dat tym wen we dey strugle comot d place u know our hands go dey move upandan, d hands go com touch wetin dem no suppose touch, nd we go b lyk wetin b dis wey my hand dey touch, bfor u know it 1hr go don waka ...

for 1hr dats gud under d bed.

ahmtech93:
i was in Nigeriainfo fm, and the DG was called and he confirmed that the department of ict are done with the compilation of CUL for stream ii batch a, but as a result of the fatique undergoed on the 13th of may, which they had to print and distribute their PPA and POP confirmation to them, They were unable to combine fulfill the order task, hoping it would have been done on saturday, but its a public sector and only work from monday to friday, so he assured that as from 8a.m, 16th may the portal wud be opened, if you doubt me you can go to nigeriainfo website get a and make inquiries abt the conversation, thank you!

Lol... the power of copy and paste

Fraiser:
lmao oboi my guy u b confirm aswear, person no fit go technology sku lyk futa nd futminna make hin no dey consume fufu for morni aswear, infact dat mandate fufu na still learner for where mega sensation fufu dey ball, na mega sensation fufu cheap , na just 20 naira per one, d only tin wey hard dat fufu na stone... If u dey chop am lyk dis e go b lyk sey ur throat won tear bur my guy if u chop just two, u no go know wetin dem dey call hunger for d rest of d day, u go just dey drinkwater. For dat mega sensation 80 naira don do u to settle ur conscience, 40 naira fufu + 30 naira egg + 10 naira water. Just dey attend lecture dey go, no hunger for d rest of d day...

sh*t!!wtz dat?!eeeew!

EmmyNoah:


But I need to execute d project in Nigeria NYSC Abuja........at noon a working day where all d staff I mean all including cleaner will be on duty...........................baba how u see am.

lol... E make sense lyk dat, wetin go happen b say I go tell mighty shekau, to tie explosive belt around your waist, u go carry am go nysc headquaters while d detonator go dey my hand, wen u reach d office u go signal me nd I go just press d detonator bfor u know it plan don dey executed... You go just dey enjoy your 72 virgins for heaven jeje...

hardiodun:
Lol... the power of copy and paste

tell me u didn't do copy nd paste assignment in school