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[b]The type of dream I had last night, mehn, I saw myself in the midst of fellow young corp , we were all in white, at one corner I could see some barrel chested guys hitting the gym, being a fitness freak, I headed to that side but to my utter dismay I couldn't lift up any of the weights, they seemed to be too heavy, I looked around and suddenly the whole atmosphere changed and we were all seated in a big hall for dinner, it was the type of dinner students in the dormitory have in the refectory, I was given a seat at the back of the hall, the food was a watery egusi soup with a rocky eBa, right there in the dream, I was asking myself which stated I was posted to and why we didn't do all the registrations done at the gate, while I was still pondering over them, mum woke me up for morning devotion, I woke up strongly believing that nothing will happen to our stream 2 despite the several rumours,

PS. .I've been waiting for service for over two years now being a part of the 2013/2014 graduating set in Esut, missing scripts and lecturers nonchalance really dealt with me, staying at home while watching class mates, my elder brother, my clique of friends all go to service and out left near indelible marks of depression on me, thank God I'm finally free from that hell hole of a school[/b]

okitaiji:
abeg help me ask barongmj weather my pilot giftiebrown has deliver my packages to her? because d last time i check the helicopter had a flat tier for air nd police com arrest him . reserve table of four for me so abishaddy, iaramite, lvlink nd i wil jolificate. *said to myself* but this lvlink go pursue my oda babes oo nd send me to my early grave oo because d way she strong reah eeeh chaii

Abeg no vex, thse fulani herdsmen borrow d plane...Dem 1 go on a pinic

VillageGoat, you no go kill me with ur joke I dey laugh dey roll for ground because I know say d barber na IG.
Fraiser the sharp guy
Abeg okitaiji help me find fraiser I no see am since hin yesterday I dey miss am.

congrats man! am happy fr yuu...4 evry disappointmnt thr is always a blessig attachd to it....Go has a perfct plan fr uuu
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PS. .I've been waiting for service for over two ye

VillageGOAT:
OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2:
9 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2: 17 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

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THIS IS VILLAGE GOAT REPORTING FOR GC fm 91.1



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FOREIGN QUOTE OF THE DAY:
Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old, seek what they sought- BASHO .


MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
Nigeria has had a complicated colonial history, my work has examined that part of our story Extensively- CHINUA ACHEBE .



HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) your babe is licking ice cream and you are drinking pure water, please guy, are you diabetic?

2) only in dorobucci video that someone will play golf at ikoyi lagos nigeria and it will land at white house washington DC

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[b] SHORT JOKES:
1) TEACHER- Whoever answers my next question correctly can go home
Upon hearing this, fraiser threw is bag outside through the window
TEACHER- Who threw the bag?
FRAISER- me, can i go home now?

2) Fraiser walks into a barber shop and asked ''can i get an haircut?''
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said ''about 2 hours'', fraiser left,

A few days later, fraiser stuck his head in the door again and asked ''how long before i can get an haircut?'', The barber looked around the shop and said ''about 3 hours'', fraiser left.

A week later, fraiser came into the shop and asked ''how long before i can get an haircut?''. The barber looked around the shop and said ''about an hour'', fraiser left.

The barber turned to his friend and said ''ray4000, do me a favour and follow that guy and see where he goes, he keeps asking how long he has to wait for an haircut but then he doesn't ever come back.
A little while later, ray4000 returned to the shop, laughing hysterically, the barber asked ''where does the guy go?'' Ray4000 looked up with tears in his eyes and said ''TO YOUR WIFE''

THE BARBER FAINTED
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Lol....nice one bro

Gd mrning Villagers..Hpe we all had a lvly nite...

Onbehalf of my bae Meeddah n I, we ar wishin our own beauty queen Barongmj a hapy buffdae! WULLNP! May God bless uur new age...Its ur day babe av loads of fun cos u desrv it....

cc: Meeddah

Happy Birthday Barongmj. Wish you whatever you wish yourself. Have fun.



Been trying to a vn, but it's not working (could be I'm not doing it right) . I kukuma say make I type am.

VillageGOAT:




mazi mariosam, my lolo 1 lyndalyn55, the only woman i can die for have said it all, we should make use of the male servants, maybe 1 male and 1 female would be used for the sacrifice to appease the gods, so that there can be equality, abi my fellow elders ray4000, ighrawveIG, sunnepa17, primuspares, okitaiji and fraiser is my suggestion ok? Let us hear your response, because the sacrifice would start in three market days, the gods have waited enough, before they send their heavenly mosquitoes to come and bite us...

Lolzz...all d villagers didn't buy ur suggestion coz we serve d Almighty God in ɖɨs village wu shed is blood ƒօɾ us in d cross ƒօɾ sacrifices.....so any oda gods in ɖɨs village nah fake.


Cc. All d villagers, hope ℓ̊ av spoken well?

Hahahahahahaha. Amin o

VillageGOAT:
Barongmj the only beautiful girl i met at the stream in adamsala village fetching water while i was going to hunt for bush meat to please my wife lyndalyn55, i wish you long life and prosperity, 5 prado jeeps, one house in banana island, five bedroom flat in aso rock, one private jet and a fine husband who is the 3rd richest man in africa,,, have fun... Today is your day

candicejay please share the gala and the boost for our guest, it is party time

giftiebrown:
congrats man! am happy fr yuu...4 evry disappointmnt thr is always a blessig attachd to it....Go has a perfct plan fr uuu

Thanks bro

Chai.....would have love to hear dt voice o.hehehe
Tnx dear

ukjerry:
Happy Birthday Barongmj. Wish you whatever you wish yourself. Have fun.



Been trying to a vn, but it's not working (could be I'm not doing it right) . I kukuma say make I type am.

Sunnepa17:
Mornin jarey..d news D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ sweet ♍ƺ ƒօɾ belle...am hapi 4u guyz.
**whisper 2 his ear**ℓ̊ hope yhu are wrking 2wards d plan ℓ̊ tld ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ earlier*
My regards 2 ur honey pie lvlink

I sure am...Lol
She will hear

Sunnepa17:




Hmmm...no b frnt door jarey, qoute mention is frnt door while pm is back door buh yhu b sharp guy..ℓ̊ hope say d bell ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ rung nah once nt 4eva?...lol

GƠ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡D morning.

lwkmd!!! U dis Bros ehn?


No wahala sha...

Morning, Hope u doing good?

Lvlink:
okay! Have done that already

Check again.... I sent u another message

Lol mad guys. False rumor finally!

Thanks to all who helped allay my fears as regards my payment receipt ish. Ese pupo. I hope it's resolved like u y'all said.

Happy birthday to the celebrant in the house, barongmj, wish u God's best in this new year of urs... Cheers babe!!! ( This stupid network be preventing me from posting since morning)

VillageGOAT:

fraiser na my manchi na, himself sabi the code, na him be the current minister of women affairs

Lol.
More palm oil to ur yam, jare

goodday ppl, thanks for all ur positive vibes on here . na me need am

And also happy birthday to d celebrant @barongmj. may ur new age be crowned with wisdom and grace. cheers

Sunnepa17:
Precious91...my regards 2 ur wifey @Rivers state.

a gbo

Kaylexzy:



Check again.... I sent u another message

I have obliged you. Go check your inbox, you can add me up dearie

This is for you Barongmj

GƠ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡D .....⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥Ơ̴̴̴͡k⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡

SMartins1:
I sure am...Lol She will hear

Kaylexzy:


lwkmd!!! U dis Bros ehn?

No wahala sha...
Morning, Hope u doing good?

Lolz....am cool nd yuu?

Kaylexzy:


Check again.... I sent u another message

Haba! Kilode....sho ara re ooo..lol

Precious91:
a gbo

⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥Ơ̴̴̴͡k⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡ ...tell հҽɾ 2 visit us ƒօɾ ɖɨs village nah

Lvlink:
I have obliged you. Go check your inbox, you can add me up dearie

Chaii, wunt yhu add ♍ƺ up also..lol

ℓ̊ hope ur husby is aware of all ɖɨs addin up stuff?

Loool....oya everybody bring ur plate let's share d cake

CandiceJay:
This is for you Barongmj

may u have all the joy ur heart can hold, all the smiles a day can bring, all d blessings a life can unfold, may u have God's best in everything & may he bless ur new age. av a blast dearie! wishing u a HAPPY BIRTHDAY..barongmj

Sunnepa17:



⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥Ơ̴̴̴͡k⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡ ...tell հҽɾ 2 visit us ƒօɾ ɖɨs village nah

For what. Theif, oloju kokoro, ole, arshawo, gbomo gbomo, boko haram, fulani hansman, alimongiri, ipob, olosho okurin

Sunnepa17:



Chaii, wunt yhu add ♍ƺ up also..lol
ℓ̊ hope ur husby is aware of all ɖɨs addin up stuff?

Luvlink no worry go check again me self don send msg so add down. No add sunnepa

Sunnepa17:




Chaii, wunt yhu add ♍ƺ up also..lol

ℓ̊ hope ur husby is aware of all ɖɨs addin up stuff?

husby? Abeg forget that thing, who husby don epp?


566B1A1A if you care!

ray4000:

For what. Theif, oloju kokoro, ole, arshawo, gbomo gbomo, boko haram, fulani hansman, alimongiri, ipob, olosho okurin

Lol....Kilode ooo, gboromi di eleru.

Dem send yuu 2me ni or nah ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ b precious?