NewStats: 3,264,131 , 8,182,735 topics. Date: Monday, 09 June 2025 at 08:01 PM 6a5g2g

THIS LAND IS NOT FOR SALE

Abbeyunique2:

U no hear say nah yuan we dey spend now 4 GC

lolz.... Oga Abbey gudmorin, So make i con fling my dollars?

Eaglevision: I sight you baba mi..

Katerine07: Award dedicated to Chelsea Fc...
How re you doing

iambibi:
.. Neighbor you no go go market today?? . .... Oya shift for me make me sef spread my mat!!..

Market ke! Na 4 inside here I go sell my market today o. Oya carry ur mat come.

iambibi:
Spixytinxy... Oya give everybody one one paraga... I go pay!!!! *bringing out dollars*..

c dis one ooo, na me u wan take shine ni, where u for c moni, who dash u? Abi na for dat two two naira fruit salad wey u dey sell u tk gt moni ni

iambibi:
Spixytinxy... Oya give everybody one one paraga... I go pay!!!! *bringing out dollars*..

ehn! ehn! ds paraga wey almost destroy our marriage na hin u dey share upandan......okay oo...sha one for me, e don tey ooo

spixytinxy:
c dis one ooo, na me u wan take shine ni, where u for c moni, who dash u? Abi na for dat two two naira fruit salad wey u dey sell u tk gt moni ni

Gangangan...1:0

Hope nysc will not come up with another tales by moonlight as to why call up letters may not be ready today o, because in Nigeria we are only good with collecting salaries, doing the actual work we are being paid for, na so so excuses them go dey yearn

spixytinxy:
lol, who go pay for d drinks abi av u forgotten dat u r stil owing me ni

My husband go take responsibility no worry. Oya start to dey distribute am

Smellymouth:
Happy birthday to my Gee- VillageGOAT

Age with Grace bro.

Keep on living

you no know say if to say those boys geh Guun, dem for shut you?

Y you go come force dem to snap with wetin there tongue no go touch

Magymagz:

swty!!

baby ive mised u like mofedaku,y did u go away for so long?check ur mail now,been screaming there baby come bak to GC o,baby oya gist me what happnd.

Rukkyola:

My husband go take responsibility no worry. Oya start to dey distribute am

Whc one??

DTOBS:
*SAUCE(S)

Lmao

doublezero7:
#StraightToCamp #A16 #ComfortAndSafety

See good market strategy

iambibi:
because you don manage sabi how to color your work abi..

B4 UNKO? NA CRAYON I GO DEY USE WRITE AS FROM NOW ON. MAKE I TEACH U HOW TO COLOR

Maybe by 8am sha the emails will start rolling in, make NYSC sha do normal

Rukkyola:

My husband go take responsibility no worry. Oya start to dey distribute am

which responsibility mk him first take responsibility for d moni wey una dey owe me

OYA let's discuss nysc related matters and motivational books.

DTOBS:


Gangangan...1:0

ahn! ahn!! oga minister, wey i bn don dey talk to iambibi say make we show for d dinner.......na hin u cum do ds one........han han

dayowunmi:
Hope nysc will not come up with another tales by moonlight as to why call up letters may not be ready today o, because in Nigeria we are only good with collecting salaries, doing the actual work we are being paid for, na so so excuses them go dey yearn

Nope!,we don't pray we find ourselves in such a situation.
Like I said earlier, printing of the CUL will actually start around that 10-11am this morning all things being equal. we experienced something like this during reg, it started around 10as well.
Let's keep the hope alive.

skinnybleed:
Maybe by 8am sha the emails will start rolling in, make NYSC sha do normal

Alotta maybes in Nigeria 2day.

kaywiluv:



See good market strategy

I dey tels u...

jubrealguy:
ehn! ehn! ds paraga wey almost destroy our marriage na hin u dey share upandan......okay oo...sha one for me, e don tey ooo

which pple marriage e don spoil, abeg commot here joor, no use ur bad mouth spoil market for me

LogoDWhiz:

Na aunty spambot ban am.
She no dey look face

abeg who be aunty spam bot?? never heard of her. what does she do?.

jubrealguy:
lolz....shey na for inside camp dem go cum later release our CUL ni abi u sef don folo den use paraga chop popcorn ds early momo ni

Lol! Na me & u d take paraga & popcorn together. Abi no b me & u dey postpone am

jubrealguy:
ahn! ahn!! oga minister, wey i bn don dey talk to iambibi say make we show for d dinner.......na hin u cum do ds one........han han

Lolzzz....no vex...oya make una come...
My chisophia is ready to host you guys....

Make una no eat before coming ooo

*thinking* shey den even get food to eat before ni!

Rukkyola:

B4 UNKO? NA CRAYON I GO DEY USE WRITE AS FROM NOW ON. MAKE I TEACH U HOW TO COLOR

lol.....which browser u dey use

spixytinxy:
c dis one ooo, na me u wan take shine ni, where u for c moni, who dash u? Abi na for dat two two naira fruit salad wey u dey sell u tk gt moni ni

lolz...Na from the two two naira e turn dollars....even patoranking talk am.. Nobody wey no fit to make am.... only if you go save and stop selling on credit . ....

DTOBS:

Nope!,we don't pray we find ourselves in such a situation.
Like I said earlier, printing of the CUL will actually start around that 10-11am this morning all things being equal. we experienced something like this during reg, it started around 10as well.
Let's keep the hope alive.

u dey work for nysc office ni

Walexz:
Good morning friends, hope you all have wonderful night rest..
Happy born day to youvillagegoat, I wish you many apply return of this day.
I just need to know where I am posted to and that's all, I am not going to any café today not even tomorrow.
I'll print the CUL at my convenience

spixytinxy:
Happy birthdayvillagegoat, long life nd prosperity

Abbeyunique2(m):
am
special shout out to my guyvillagegoat. may today marks the beginning of good things in your life. cheers bro, enjoy and i hope NYSC gives you the perfect gift. hbd bro

merikims(f):

happy buydayvillagegoat.share d gala share d booze.bigger shall you grow.

adusco(m):
Happy birthdayvillagegoat, more grass to your mouth, less stubbornness in your head (assumptions: all goat are stubborn either from the village or the city).#winks
I wish you abundant joy and unlimited progress in your endeavors.
CHEERS!!!

peterveo(m):
villagegoatmy God increase u in all ramification as u become a year older today (CULday). Cheerssss!
Dis ur moniker shavillagegoat

Rukkyola(f):
Happy birthday 2villagegoat. The grass below is my gift 4 u. Had to search through the bush this nyt to get them 4 u. Enjoy your day!

LogoDWhiz(m):
Happy Birthdayvillagegoat. God's blessings shall follow you.
You actually share thesame date with someone special to me. Nice one

Wittyemi(m):
Happy gracious birthday to you wise clown. Wishing you More abilities to lay up gold as dust,witty ideas for positive generational impact. Nice speech bro..Lol

girlyesosae(f):

Happy Birthday and God's Blessings !!! Im sure you'll get a really good posting.

i thank una my people, i wish una more prado jeeps inside una garage

hardie14:

abeg who be aunty spam bot??
never heard of her.
what does she do?.

She is the "jailer"

spixytinxy:
u dey work for nysc office ni

Are you asking me

*singing*.. "If she ask me eee, na who I go ask"?

The minister for women affairs is greeting yall beautiful ladies down there silently observing,i know all of u will be deployed to the state im also gonna b deployed to.cant wait to see you all! hehe